Saturday, February 26, 2011

OUT OF CONTROL......

FURST.... DON'T FURGET TO GET YOUR DOOR PRIZE TICKETS.... $5.00 EACH check cash or Money Order.... made payable to L. Price send to Frankie Furter 14980 Twp. Rd. 202 N.E. Corning, OH 43730 must be received here by March 13th..
THERE are TWO Prizes to be drawn fur. Each worth at least $20.00. They are Awsome Possum!!!! hehehe

Well now we were all having a grrrrrreat time. The Jazz Band gave Paws Bang a break and we played some sloooooooooo Smooooooooooth numbers fur everybuddy to dance to. There were some still eating and a few were napping. Most of the girrrrls who had been in the Fashion Show had changed into other thingys. NICE and RELAXED and Sooooooothing ... rest time.
RIGHT????

So then the Paws Bang got back on the stage and they started playing and stuffs. And the rest of us from the Jazz Band just sat and munched on BALD Peanuts and Fried Peanuts and had a cool drink. RELAXING... RIGHT??????
Right!!! UNTIL... I noticed there were no DRUMS... What The Fang??? Suddenly Chief of Police Sarge sprang from the stage and RACED to the fashion show Runway.... It was a TOTAL Disaster!!!! You never heard such a racket in all your life. I thought we were under Sneak Squirrel Attack!! SHOCKING BEHAVIOR......
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Mollie Jo and her models... must have had a quick drink... or 87... beclaws... they were BACK out on the RUNWAY and... they were.... Lettin it all hang out... Struttin their Stuffs....
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FLAUNTING THEIR FLOOF AND FURS!!! AND THEY WOULDN'T STOP!!!
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Not even when Sarge blew his trusty rusty WHISTLE!!!
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THIS was not a sight fur a TWICE Married man... and certainly not fur young pups!!!
Sooooooo my furends if you dare to look...
here is what took place.

It took about 87 of us to round them up and get them back into the dressing area... and we put ZONA on Door Guard Duty... fur 87 minutes... until they got themselves under control.
SHEEEEESH! Wimmen... can't live with em.... can't live without em.
PeeS...... be sure to check my earlier UPDATED POST fur links to everybuddy that I know who has put up a BANQUET POST. Click on them and enjoy... they are wonderful. Just scroll down to the post ...



12 comments:

Minna Krebs said...

Oh my dogness!!! Supermodels gone wild!!!

Benny and Lily said...

Whooa whooa Frankie in da house..whooo, whoooo
Benny & Lily

rottrover said...

Talk about your hawt dogs!!

-Bart and Gizmo

Peggy Frezon said...

woo hoo what a great banquet! I hope it doesn't get too wild! I know you are quite the party animal. Have fun!!

Mr. Pip said...

Flaunting their floofs and furs - bawhahahaha! I missed this debacle - must have happened while I was rescuing Lilac from Oprah's security team. There was an unfortunate incident involving Lilac and the head of security's shoes ...

Your pal, Pip

Lorenza said...

Haaaa!
You know how girls are!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

houndstooth said...

If you think Sarge can hold us in here for long, you've got another think coming! Alien, beam us up!

Bunny

Sam said...

This is some party - looks like a few pups had a little too much fun!

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Whoopee!! Those girls can rock!! Smooth jazz is fine for unwinding, but cool rock gets the blood circulating!! Rock on!!!!
Smooches from pooches,
BabyRD and Hootie

Mango said...

Those fashions were inexplicable to the Mango. Such high heels and daring necklines.

Slobbers,
Mango

3 doxies said...

I is blaming da high heels on dis incident.

Puddles

Amber DaWeenie said...

UhOh....looks like somebodies added a wittle bit of special Kool Aid to da special Kool Aid...Girls gone wild! (Butt...it looks like fun....Oh, I gots a bad hangover)