Tuesday, February 15, 2011

A bit BEHIND... BUTT...

Furst I have to make a HOOOOGE aPAWlogy to Mango... Buddy I am very much sorry that my Cussin Francine showed up at MangoMinister and created all that MESS and called you Guava instead of Mango and stuffs. SORRY!!! If you really want to know what SHE did you can use the link above. I am sooooooo embarrassed.

Next I want to say that I Did arrive safely back on my hill... with just a tiny tad of Valentine's Day left... Alien.. I appreciate your special Travel arrangements.

NOW... I have been GONE from home (see link above) fur like 87 days or somethingy like that. It was a GRRRRREAT MANGO ADVENTURE fur sure. BUTT... you will NOT believe this. Please look at the Pictures above. Mango was sooooo worried about all the snow and MangoMinster stuffs that HE took over my Sea Quest Hearding arrangements and didn't tell ME anything about them. He just came down into the Basement of the Estate and STUFFED ME (JUDGE... Frankie Furter) into a BAG... and the next thingy I knew he DUMPED the Bag and ME...(BIS Judge, F.F.) into the DEEEEEEEEEP snow. Thank dawgness I was rescued by the Guy.. I started calling Mr. Master... who owns the BARN where I was to Stay. OK... NOBUDDY.... NOT A SINGLE SOUL told me that I was ACTUALLY... just out in Mango's Backyard. I thought I was like 87 MILES away or something... and...... not a single soul bothered to tell me that Mr. Master the Woodworker Guy was REALLY.... MANGO'S MASTER!!!! I am soooooo embarrassed to think that I was only Feet away and couldn't see, over the deep snow, Mango or Dexter!!! OH THE SHAME.. I am a DUNCE!!!

OK.... so I get home and I have NOTHING fur my mom fur Valentine's Day.... and then I find
Stink Head SARGE... sent MY mom Flowers!!! He sent her FLOWERS and a Lovey Dovey note and everythingy... Now I am TRIPLE embarrassed!!!

And then my mom said: "That's Okay Frankie DARLING. I am just happy to have YOU HOME again." I feel like a Skinned Squirrel.
So then she says... here are a couple of the pressies that arrived fur you while you were gone.

This top pic is a Pawty Popper !!! and I got a CERTIFICATE TOO!

SEE???? They are from Dr. DAISY... our Barkaholics Counselor. I won one of her Silly Saturday picture caption games!!! Now I can't wait to have a Pawty to set that thingy off.
THANKS Daisy... I love it!!!

Then... I opened this grrrrreat box from the Road Dogs...

It was a Blast to get open and there were tons of papers to shred and everythingy... BUTT THEN I hit the Mother Load...

There were SNACKS in there.. CinnaBone Snacks. And Boy Howdy are they ever good. Thanks to ALL of the Road Dogs fur the super duper Prize Pressie.
THEN... there was still a little Light outside... THANK Dawgness... beclaws Feb. 14th. is the day I always harvest my ...... CANDY CANE CROP... I have a pic.. butt I am sooooooo
BEHIND that I'll have to put that up later..
NOW... I gotta spend some time with my Mom. She is kind of a mental mess from missin me so much.. Have a good one.... Everybuddy.


♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Awesome job as Judge Frankie. And with all those pressies, maybe it isn't such a bad idea to go away for a while if you come home to all of that!!!

Glad you are back home with Mom, take good care of her and she will be back to normal soon.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Mango said...

Yeah, like duh, Frankie. And I was none too pleased to be banished from my usual spot in front of the wood stove just so you could enjoy your privacy.


♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Hey Frankie!!

Mona & I are so happy. She gots her Tiger and I'm hoping my girls, Shelby and Milly have accepted by heart. Maybe you and your wives and me and my girls could go on a date couples date sometime.

Thanka for the suggestion for a new name for our blog.

{{{huggies}}}...Weenie & Mona too!!

3 doxies said...

All I wanna knows is if you made me a bird house...dats what you do when you works withs a master craftsman. Or did it turn into kinling? Bwhahahahaha....sorry, dat was soooooo not even funnies.

Glad you is back home withs your mom. I know hers is relieved.

Fabulous pressies you gots theres.


Amber DaWeenie said...

It's sooooooooo good to haves you home again. It seems you has everyting repaired on your blog now. You must have been up all night fixin' tings. Now you needs a nice long....nap!

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

Glad you got home safe and sound, Frankie. You did a wonderful job as judge and it's not your fault about Cuzin Francie - is it?

Alien said...

Great presents.

Glad you made it home safely.


Minna Krebs said...

Thank goodness you made it home, Frankie. I bets everything on your hill was in complete chaos without you around to snoopervise

Minna Krebs said...

PeeS....If you hear from Frankie and Rooney, would you PLEEZE tell Rooney to get in touch with da Mens Warehouse Store? They called and said his tux rental is due

Team Beaglebratz said...

G’mornin’ Mr Mayor Frankie sir – it wuz shur good that u cood take time to attend the Valentine pawty at Alien’s castle this past weekend – wuz good tu c u there. BUTT it iz shur good tu c here at home tu. Don’t feel tu embarrassed ‘bout that stuff’z – u wooda sent your mom sum flowerz if u had been able tu. An’anyone can lose there where-‘boutz when their eyez r covered up like yourz wuz. How wuz u tu no where u were – u were not outside of the barn.
~Shiloh’n Shasta~

PeeS - B-sidez, u had all them great pressiez waitin'fer ya when ya got home.

Corbin said...

You were a great judge, Frankie! Glad you are home and safe!

Jazzi said...

Whats up with that darn sarge~~sending your Mom flowers, GEEzzz BOL!!
You did a great job judging and it is good to be home again huh?? ENJOY!
And....what fun packages, you are one lucky guy!!


Kari in WeHo said...

Glad to hear you are home all safe and sound!


Rudy - The dog with a blog said...

We are glad you're back safe & sound! And what wonderfully cute pictures :)

Rudy's Raiser

Benny and Lily said...

Great job Frankie. Just keep an eye on cousin Francine
Benny & Lily

Tessa the Maltese said...

OMG I do believe that the OP Pack has said it ALL!

We is so glad that you is home!

woo woos, Tessa

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Hi Frankie, I am so glad you are home with your Mother!! She missed you so much I was beginning to worry about her!!
You did a wonderful job at Mango's!!
Love all the gifts you got there!!
Frankie I got my second daffodil today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xx, Bambi & Fern

Remington said...

You did a great job judging Frankie! Looks like a great Valentine's Day was had by all. Sure were nice flowers!

scotsmad said...

Glad you're finally home! Great that you had presents waiting for you!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

mayziegal said...

YIPPEE! I'm ever so glad you're home. Between you and me, I was gettin' a little worried that your mom was kinda goin'...you know...cuckoo cocoa nuts.

WOW! THat was a HUMONGOUS surprise to me abouts you being in Mango's barn the whole time and that was THE Mango Master. So don't worry. I was fooled, too.

Those are super great pressies. I sure did like watching you rrrrriiiipppp 'em open!

Wiggles & Wags,

ronniisramblings said...

Mee is so glads yoo is home wiv your Moms Frankie her dids miss yoo lots n lots.

Mee has no idea wots yoo mean about wots mee got up to at da pawty mee was da pikture of lady-like-ness


Zona said...

I'm so glad you're back home! I bet your mom is beside herself with the happies!


PeeS - those flowers are gorgeous! I know you don't want to hear this but Sarge is so thoughtful!

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Sarge sent your Mom flowers....oh you need to do double damage controls fast.

Good luck and hugs

Mr. Pip said...

Wow Frankie! You had a pretty exciting Valentine's Day with lots of great pressies. I am slowly adjusting to earth again after spending the weekend at Alien's. Life sure seems dull compared to the big 3 day party.

Your pal,Pip

The Teacher's Pets said...

Happy Valentine's Day, Frankie! Yeah, I am a bit behind too butt what can I say? I have been very busy impressing my lady furends on my walkies with mom and dad and all thats butt I did think about you, my furst furend, okays?
Anyway, I laffed my butt off when you said my gift was a Pawty Popper! I hope you will let that popper loose at an impawtent time b/c it only lasts a few seconds!
Oh, and Frankie....I got myself in a bit of a jam today and I thought you should know about it! See, I got my jaw stuck in a bone but the real reason fur it was beclaws I was trying to find a way fur all of the barkaholics to stop their urge fur barking! Not a good plan beclaws it cost my humans a lot of money to get that darned bone off me....anyway, peace out! I will check in later (if I sound kinda high as a kite it is beclaws I was injected wiff somethin' during surgery)! I will see ya later, dude!

Wyatt said...

Okay, that was a whole lot of info to digest....BUT WAIT, what is this about a candy cane crop?
You know as the secretary of agriculture, I need to know about plants that can grow candy!!


P.S. We need to talk about your Milkbone Tree too!!

Lorenza said...

Well... I guess Francine made it more interesting!
After all the time away from your Mom I am sure you are enjoying a pawesome time with her!
Kisses and hugs

Sarge said...

Hey Cousin!
Wow, I'm so glad Mamaw likes her flowers. They are really pretty. Her bestest present is to have you back where you belong. Great pix of you with your pressies!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Yikes! Documentary proof of an actual bribe being delivered to a judge! Thank Dogness Your Honor didn't actually know about or receive the bribe until after the judging was over. And that the sender wasn't actually in the running for BIS anyway. Still, a close thing, Mr. Justice Frankie Furter!

What a lovely tribute to your brides. We're glad you had such a loving Valentine's Day.

Jed & Abby, L.B.E., formerly Official Guardian of Judicial Ethics for Mango Minster 2011

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

PeeEss: Well, except for forgetting to get something for your mom. We're sure you've rectified that by now. Really.

Jed & Abby