Saturday, February 5, 2011

THE Big Race

I have been asked to act as THE OFFICIAL STARTER fur the Big Race. I felt that there was the slight pawsibility that the course may be COMPROMISED so...

I requested that Chief of Police Sarge, and his deputy Zona, Patrol the course to maintain its Integrity. One Must ensure that all is above reproach.
Ladies and Gentledawgs!!! Welcome to the Race of the Year!! Before we begin, I would like to DEDICATE this event to our DEAR FUREND TWIX. I hope you don't mind.
Please keep the course clear. No throwing of Treats or Stuffies.
Wagers are discouraged... by the Gaming Commission (AK.A. LILY AND BENNY).
Contestants...... Take your spots. May the Fastest Dawg Win!!!
On Your Marks!
Get Set!


Anonymous said...

Ohhh Mayor Frankie dat was da most excitamagin fing mee has eva seen, n Da Bunny was soooo pawesome goin back to help Da Pipster now dat was uber sportsdog like ovs her. Why cant hoo-mans bee likes dat ? Dem could learn much from Pip & Bunny mee finks


Mango said...

So I guess "release the rabbits" is right out.


Minna Krebs said...


This is sooooooooo exciting..............oops..I think I just Pee'd a liitle bit in my excitement

Sagira said...

Oh boy...a race how exciting. I can't wait to see who wins. :)

Sammy and Andy said...

YAY to Pip and was a great race.


Lola and also Franklin, too said...

Great race! I think this one will be replayed over and over on all the sports channels. We were on the edge of our dog beds the whole time!

road-dog-tales said...

That was a fabulously exciting race! We did not see a tie coming. What great athletes Pip and Bunny are. They make Blogville proud! NOW, where's the party and the Cheetos!

The Road Dogs

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

We appreciate that you are keeping this race on the up and up, here in Blogville, Frankie!! This is just sooo much fun!!


Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Mr. Pip said...

Frankie you did such a pawsome job starting the race! What are you going to do with all the contraband that Sarge and Zona found? How about you bring it to the after party? We are heading back to Puddles Training Camp in the islands for some fun in the sun.

If someone could just give me a boost into Alien's ship, my legs are a little stiff from the big race.

houndstooth said...

Thanks for that auspicious start to our race! I am curious to see who was responsible for all that contraband. I can't believe such shenanigans were going on!

It was great to stretch my legs in that race this morning!


Zona said...

What a great start to the race! I'm glad Sarge was with me to patrol the track before the big event. Anyone seen Puddles? She disappeared right after word of the contraband we found started to leak out. BOL!


The Teacher's Pets said...

Way to go, Mr. Mayor! I couldn't have said it better myself! Good fur you to keep the course clear before the race started!
By the way, I did get your pee-mail requesting my help as the Official Barkaholic Counselor and as you may have noticed there was NO BARKING (watch the first video) in the audience...only cheering! Yup, I put a stop to barking once again! LOL!

Wild Dingo said...

you came out of sea question to officiate this race? geesh, you sure are a HUGE fella in the blog world...

it figures. all the cute ones are!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Awesome job, Frankie - we knew we had the right person for our Mayor. And the outcome of the race was fantastic - could only happen in the Wonderful World of Blogville.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

rottrover said...

Nicely Done, Frankie!

3 doxies said...

Dang Frankie, you did a superb job starting da race and I sees you managed to gets all da wood out of your hairs.
Dat was one heck of a fun race!

Ummmm...if anybuddy asks, I has no idea what happened to da contraband.


Pink Bicycle Society said...

Dear Franky I hope it's a tie.
Miss Maisy

Wyatt said...

That was the most exciting thing we have ever seen. So sportsman-like. Gold medals fur everyone!!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Winnie said...

Well done Mayor Frankie and all your helpers. You kept the greatest sporting event of the century a clean, fair contest with the best possible resilt.

Hooray for everyone!!

sprinkles said...

I just took a quick break from homework to catch the race. That was quite an adventure! I love how Bunny went back to help out Pip.

Oskar said...

What a great race! Great event for blogville!

Nubbin wiggles,

scotsmad said...

Great start! Can't wait to find out what happened. It wasn't televised here.......darn.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Did you get Jazzi to ensure there were no squirrels around?

Three Dogs Long said...

Great start to the race!! You are a goods race "official"!

Now, you will have to tell us who wins!!!

(((Hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Lorenza said...

It was pawesome!
And the result... the best!
Kisses and hugs

Remington said...

I just saw the whole thing! It was amazing!

Alien said...

That was the best race in the history of blogland.

Life with 5 dogs said...

We can't wait to see who wins the big Race! Good Luck to you both.

Amber DaWeenie said...

Good start..Frankie...

Is dey still out dere racing? I knew Pip would get lost somewheres!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Well, I done went and missed the big race so I is going to go back and watch the instant replays rite now!