I requested that Chief of Police Sarge, and his deputy Zona, Patrol the course to maintain its Integrity. One Must ensure that all is above reproach.
Ladies and Gentledawgs!!! Welcome to the Race of the Year!! Before we begin, I would like to DEDICATE this event to our DEAR FUREND TWIX. I hope you don't mind.
Please keep the course clear. No throwing of Treats or Stuffies.
Wagers are discouraged... by the Gaming Commission (AK.A. LILY AND BENNY).
Contestants...... Take your spots. May the Fastest Dawg Win!!!
On Your Marks!