Friday, January 21, 2011

What am I going to do???

IMPAWTANT NOTICE: BABY ROCKET DOG AND HOOTIE Are gonna put on a FUN FUN FUN contest... in conjunction with MM2011. Get yourself "Gussied Up" and ENTERED.
Now I (Frankie Furter) WOULD enter... butt you all KNOW that I NEVER EVER dress up all funny and goofy and undignafied and stuffs like that. NOPE.. not ME!!!
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just when I thought thingys couldn't get any worse... Furst I find out that my Mom is messing around with MY (Judge/Mayor Frankie Furter) BLOG... and putting up Letters to me and sayin she and dad are all miserable and stuffs... THEN I find out that they have some Foster Dachshund living in my house... Fur a Few DAYS... and there seems to be a limitless supply of BAGS in this place.....THEN.. Mango goes and falls off the Ski Lift thingy and made a ............. CAT SPLAT.. of one of our esteemed Judges...

OMD OMD... I thought it was bad to have Twinkie use me as a PAINT ROLLER THIS IS GETTING WORSE BY THE MINUTE. I can't even THINK with all this going on. I need a QUIET CORNER...

I have to decide where I am going to go fur my SEA QUEST HEARD Time.

HEEEEELLLLLLP... Do any of you have any suggestions on where in the World I can go... where I won't be Tempted with Tampering?????????

PLEASE... all ideas will be entertained.

PeeS.... MOM>>>> I think Miss Buzz Off the Groomer lady... would LOVE to Foster that Puppy... AND... don't be messin with MY Blog... you are gonna mess it all up.... ALSO.. I want a NEW SockMonkey Bed !!! OK????

22 comments:

Amber DaWeenie said...

Why Frankie....yous can come stays here wit me.....warm weather....tropical breezes....palm trees swaying in da wind...b-u-t-ful sunsets....jus' bring plenty of popcorn chicken balls. I won't says a ting.

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh, and I has some SUPER GLUE REMOVER!

Tucker said...

Frankie you can come stay wif me if you like. But please leave the mop wig at Mango's - it kind of freaks me out.

woof - Tucker

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Well, you know you are always welcome here, but we DO have a lot of snow, Frankie. We do think we could keep you well-supplied with peanut butter and yummy treats, not so sure about the monkey bed.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

3 doxies said...

Oh I knows...you can come HERES to Podunk Town. We can sit on da front porch...we has a couch theres...and we can laugh and makes fun of da neighbors and learn alllllll kinds of new words. And then we can listen to all da cars dat back fires and rev there engines...total funsies!

Puddles

Ruby and Penny said...

Frankie, we think you should come to Thunder Bay. It is so cold here (-40) that you would be inside all the time. No one could get to you but us. We could lie around cuddling & kissing in the Sock Monkey Den.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny

Frankie Furter said...

OOOOOOOOHHHHHH I am SHIVERING and not beclaws of the (-40) temps.. Eat your heart out fellas. SIGH SIGH

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

A quiet corner?
I really love to share my pup-size bed with you butt you must bring your ear plugs to protect your eardrum from my Pugs' supersonic barking.
Well I think you should go to your wives, we boys don't kiss and cudlde like girls.
Cheers!

Mr. Pip said...

Hey Frankie, you can come join Roo and I at our vacation getaway, I mean training camp. We have some beautiful ladies down here with us - whoops, I forgot you are married, never mind.

Your pal, Pip

Minna Krebs said...

Well DUH, Frankie! You definitely need to go spend some quality time with your wives in Thunder Bay

(just get that recent blog image of lovely Ruby with da snow so bad it looked like her coat was frozen outta your head furst!)

Minna Krebs said...

PeeS....that very furst foto of you makes my momma giggle so much, I fell off her lap at da computer desk.........

Corbin said...

You can come hid away at my house... I'm only a few hours from the Mango Estate.
-Corbin

Sammy and Andy said...

MOL, Darlin' Frankie, we think you need to stay at home so your blog doesn't get messed with.....and so fosters don't show up!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, on second thoughts, we would love to have you come and visit us.

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Wyatt said...

We could use your help over here in the garden...c'mon over!
Is that a mop on your head?...haha!

Wyatt

Kari in WeHo said...

Foster Dogs aren't the end of the world!

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

Noodles said...

Frankie -
You POOOOOR dear.
BTW
http://noodlesthepug.blogspot.com/2011/01/and-winning-smile-is.html
Love Noodles who NEVER bribes ANYDOG

Wild Dingo said...

YOu can sea-question in Switzerland with us. The Swiss are TOUGH and they have a LOT of RULES. Let me tell you. And they think NOTHING of letting everyone KNOW the rules when the rules are BROKEN. so i'm pretty sure you'd be safe here. Just sayin'... Plus L & J like petit doggies lots. don't believe me? you can see here:
http://www.wilddingo.com/2009/12/22/true-love/

mayziegal said...

I think you should go stay with Lorenza! I mean, she's alllll the way down in that Mexico place. I don't think anybuddy would be able to tamper with you there. Plus, she'd prolly let you borrow some of her dresses if you needed a disguise.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Stella said...

Say, that Mayzie is a most clever girl and I agree with her. Lorenza should get you, shes got grandpawrents who will help you, and all those dresses. Maybe her grandma will sew something just for you!

Good luck, whatever you do,

Stella

Sagira said...

We love the side contest. I just sent them my entry. :)

You can sneak to my house Frankie. :)

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Mr. Justice Frankie Furter, Abby is deeply concerned at the signs of excessive stress affecting Your Honor. Your Honor is most conscientious, and Mango Minster cannot afford to lose a jurist of Your Honor's quality. Early sequestration, or at least a nice break, may be an excellent idea. Perhaps Your Honor just needs to go home for a few days, sleep in your own monkey bed [or a new one], and reassure yourself that all is well at home? As senior judge for Mango Minster, you are entitled to an assistant who can protect Your Honor's privacy while Your Honor gets some well deserved rest. Perhaps Sarge? Or Tula? An assistant that very few doggies would have the temerity to mess with is just what is wanted. And one able to dispatch any unwanted house guests, if necessary.

Jed & Abby, L.B.E., Guardian [until further notice] of Judicial Ethics for Mango Minster 2011

road-dog-tales said...

Oh, Frankie, you must be terribly stressed by now! That news about a PUPPY, OMD, why WHAT is your MOM thinking??? We definitely think you need a VACATION!!!

The Road Dogs