Now I (Frankie Furter) WOULD enter... butt you all KNOW that I NEVER EVER dress up all funny and goofy and undignafied and stuffs like that. NOPE.. not ME!!!
Just when I thought thingys couldn't get any worse... Furst I find out that my Mom is messing around with MY (Judge/Mayor Frankie Furter) BLOG... and putting up Letters to me and sayin she and dad are all miserable and stuffs... THEN I find out that they have some Foster Dachshund living in my house... Fur a Few DAYS... and there seems to be a limitless supply of BAGS in this place.....THEN.. Mango goes and falls off the Ski Lift thingy and made a ............. CAT SPLAT.. of one of our esteemed Judges...
OMD OMD... I thought it was bad to have Twinkie use me as a PAINT ROLLER THIS IS GETTING WORSE BY THE MINUTE. I can't even THINK with all this going on. I need a QUIET CORNER...
I have to decide where I am going to go fur my SEA QUEST HEARD Time.
HEEEEELLLLLLP... Do any of you have any suggestions on where in the World I can go... where I won't be Tempted with Tampering?????????
PLEASE... all ideas will be entertained.
PeeS.... MOM>>>> I think Miss Buzz Off the Groomer lady... would LOVE to Foster that Puppy... AND... don't be messin with MY Blog... you are gonna mess it all up.... ALSO.. I want a NEW SockMonkey Bed !!! OK????