Also Today is Daisy's 300th Post day.. you gotta stop by and join in HER celebration too. I won't be THERE either... see Above fur explaination.
I do want to say that I have FINALLY chosen my Sea Quest Hearding Location. I will be going there... SOON. (Of course I can NOT tell you WHERE I have chosen to go.) It will be a relief to be Sea Quest Heard, let me tell you that. Now that I am about to become the LAUGHING STOCK of Blogville. I'll prolly get impeached and everythingy. SIGH and.... it is all due to.... MY MOM!!!
YES folks... you read correctly... MY MOM... has done the worstest thingy in the WORLD. SHE LIED TO ME !!!! I would have gone on in total ignorance if it hadn't been fur my "furend???" WYATT... who let the squirrel out of the Bag. All this time I (Frankie Furter) thought I had the most wonderful INFLEXIBLE FLIER sled in the Whole Wide World. I know know that ... SHE lied to me... She Tricked Me... She Scammed me... HERE is the PROOF.
Francine let Flat George use my... I don't even want to say it...
AND then SHE (Cussin Francine) Posted this Picture on MY Blog... and NOW.. everybuddy in Blogville KNOWS.... What I thought was a SLED (whine whimper SOB) is NOTHING butt a Dish Drainer with a Cookie Sheet on it. OH the HORROR of it. I am totally HUMILIATED!!! ...
She used to PRETEND to WAX the... "RUNNERS" and everything... I have the worstest mom in the UNIVERSE. How could she???????? Does this mean that Everythingy in my life is a HOAX??? What else has SHE lied to me about??? What IFFFFFFFF... I'm not REALLY a Dachshund.... What if I'm Really a....... SHIVER ........ squirrel ?????? WHINE
I will be soooooooo glad to be Sea Quest Heard... so I won't be able to hear everybuddy Howling with laughter.
I'm just gonna hide my head in TOTAL SHAME.