Sunday, January 30, 2011

My life is a SHAM...

Today is Maggie Mae's SECOND Birfday.. be sure to stop by... she is havin a PAWTY. I'm not gonna make it though... beclaws I am gonna be hiding my head in SHAME... furEVER.

Also Today is Daisy's 300th Post day.. you gotta stop by and join in HER celebration too. I won't be THERE either... see Above fur explaination.

I do want to say that I have FINALLY chosen my Sea Quest Hearding Location. I will be going there... SOON. (Of course I can NOT tell you WHERE I have chosen to go.) It will be a relief to be Sea Quest Heard, let me tell you that. Now that I am about to become the LAUGHING STOCK of Blogville. I'll prolly get impeached and everythingy. SIGH and.... it is all due to.... MY MOM!!!

YES folks... you read correctly... MY MOM... has done the worstest thingy in the WORLD. SHE LIED TO ME !!!! I would have gone on in total ignorance if it hadn't been fur my "furend???" WYATT... who let the squirrel out of the Bag. All this time I (Frankie Furter) thought I had the most wonderful INFLEXIBLE FLIER sled in the Whole Wide World. I know know that ... SHE lied to me... She Tricked Me... She Scammed me... HERE is the PROOF.



Francine let Flat George use my... I don't even want to say it...
AND then SHE (Cussin Francine) Posted this Picture on MY Blog... and NOW.. everybuddy in Blogville KNOWS.... What I thought was a SLED (whine whimper SOB) is NOTHING butt a Dish Drainer with a Cookie Sheet on it. OH the HORROR of it. I am totally HUMILIATED!!! ...

She used to PRETEND to WAX the... "RUNNERS" and everything... I have the worstest mom in the UNIVERSE. How could she???????? Does this mean that Everythingy in my life is a HOAX??? What else has SHE lied to me about??? What IFFFFFFFF... I'm not REALLY a Dachshund.... What if I'm Really a....... SHIVER ........ squirrel ?????? WHINE

I will be soooooooo glad to be Sea Quest Heard... so I won't be able to hear everybuddy Howling with laughter.
I'm just gonna hide my head in TOTAL SHAME.

WHIMPER

28 comments:

Roo said...

BOL! HOWLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

TEEHEETEEHEEE HOWLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!


:D

Waggin at ya Frankie or maybe that's not really your name???? OMD!

Hopin the next time I see you you're not in a straight jacket :O

I'm concerned. Very concerned.
Buwahahahahahahahha er that was a hiccup ;P

Roo

AFSocksScylla said...

Frankie, first off that looks like a very serviceable sled, so we wouldn't worry to much about what it was created from. As long as it works. Secondly we are experts on squirrels and we can assure you, you are NOT a squirrel. Although at this point you may be squirrely. Which is a totally different thing all together.

Sagira said...

OMD! Your mom lied to you? How awful Frankie. :(

Mango said...

The truth will set you free, little dude.

Slobbers,
Mango

Mr. Pip said...

Oh Frankie, no worries we all have secrets. I am sure my mom has lied to me on occasion ... though I can't imagine about what.

Maybe Daisy over at the Teacher's Pet could give you a little therapy?

Your pal, Pip

The Teacher's Pets said...

Oh dear Frankie, please don't run away from all of your Blogville buddies and please do go to Maggie Mae's birffday pawty and my 300th post pawty, PLEASE!!! Don't worry, no one will impeach you from your role as mayor but maybe you should impeach your mom for lying to you about your sled!
Oh, as Mr. Pip says, I would be happy to book a private therapy session with yours truly. Although my expertise is in barkahology I have lots of therapy experience under my paw so how's Monday at 10:00 am work for you?
xoxo....Daisy

Lorenza said...

Frankie!
Hmmm....
Be positive about this thing. Just think that maybe it is not a real one but sure your mom made it for you so you could have lots of slidding fun!
And of course YOU ARE NOT A SQUIRREL!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Oh! Franky ... your mom is just having fun. Happy Sunday to you.
Golden Thanks for the reminders. FYI: I know you are one of the judges ... just want to let you know I posted my Norwood Better Half Contest. check it out!
Having trouble sending out emails (I can only receive) Hoping for my mom to figure it out what;s going on ... will resend our email to you.
Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Wyatt said...

Oh dear.
look at all the trouble I caused.
Didn't mean to send you off the deep end, my friend! I really like your cookie sheet...I mean sled :)
The best thing about it, is that your mom can make cookies on it when you're done with it. We can't do that with my sled! Yours is more special!
Cheer up and have a cookie,
Wyatt

Remington said...

No reason to feel bad, my friend. Life goes on and all will be forgotten soon enough! Laugh it off and enjoy!

kbos2hm said...

my mam use to lie to me all the time but i got over it dont truust her anymore but life goes on im sure everyone has told a few white lies

George the Lad said...

I'm sure your mom never ment to hurt your feeling, and she loves you it bits ;)
Your OK, you are a doxie, I'm sure after you have slept on it things won't look so bad in the morning.
See Yea George xxx

3 doxies said...

Bwhahahahahahahahahaha...hehehehe...bwhahahahahahahahaha...hahahahaha...OMD, I can't stop laughin'...hahahahahahaha!

Ummmm, frankie (if dats your name)...hehehehehe...actually, I will be sea questered withs you cuz I just realized dat it was a cookie sheet.

Maybe hers really ain't your mom eithers.

Puddles

Stella said...

Get a grip on it, Mr. Mayor. When you are an elected official you gotta learn to take a lie now and then (fairly often actually). Its just part of political life. So just forget it all and partay away!

Kisses,
Stella

road-dog-tales said...

Man, Frankie, if you can't trust your MOM, who CAN you trust??? We're scratching our heads over this one. We never woulda thunk it. We definitely think you need a VACATION. The stress is starting to get to you, buddy.

PeeS - NOT to worry! You're definitely NOT a squirrel! Um, well, we're PRETTY sure you're not.

The Road Dogs

houndstooth said...

I swear I'm not laughing at you, Frankie! Perhaps your mom just did it with misguided intentions. That happens sometimes!

I am quite certain that you are NOT a squirrel, though!

Bunny

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Frankie we are devastated you know who lied to you...ugh! Don't worry, our lips are sealed
Benny & Lily

mayziegal said...

Oh, Frankie! Don't you worry about it a bit. I think it's a very nice sled, no matter what it's made out of . Does it go real fast down a hill in the snow? Well, if it does - it's a SLED! I actually think your mom is Most Ingenious to come up with it. Yep...you sure should thank your lucky milkbones that you have such a smart mom!

I think maybe you're just feelin' the stress of being a judge. I hope your Sea Quest Herd lets you get some relaxations in.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh My Stars.....Well...lets see here.....Maybe you shoulds call Lucy and get some of dat dere hair remover stuffs and completely change your appearance and change your name ..... well, jus' starts all over again. (Kidding here) (Don't worry ... we all luvs you jus' da way you are. And IT did works as a sled, didn't it? You was happy wit is, wasn't you? So dere!!!

Maggie Mae said...

OoH Frankie,

I am SO happy dat you made it to my pawty today, it would not have been da same wifout you! You is not a squirrel...you is Frankie da Magnificent, husband of Ruby & Penny AND da Mayor of Blogville! :) We LUVS you!

WOofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Mollys Momma said...

Now you listen to me young Frankie, You are so not a squirrel you are a doxie of the most handsomest. I have used ginat plastic sack to go out on the snow before now it does not maktter what something is made of if it gives you pleasure. I have to be honest I thought it looked like a sled I would never have known any different until you told us.
You have a wonderful Mom she didn't lie to you she just omitted to tell you something which is quite different.
Have you had fun on your sled ? If the answer is yes then I rest my case. Now hold your handsome head up high and walk proud my furry furiend.
With Much Love
Momma Tea
xxx xxx

Oskar said...

OMD, that is quite an omission! On the upside, it does look like it would still be a fun sled!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Jazzi said...

Frankie
They do stuffs like that sometimes. You just gotta act like it doesnt even bother you and smile and laugh. It will all be fine.

wags
Jazzi

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

If it works like a sled, then it is a sled. Q.E.D. (or something like that) If you wanna come hide out at our house for a while, you'd be safe from pupparazzi here - now that the Sundance Film Festival is over, we have returned to total anonymity. (If we were ever out of it...)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Levi Mac said...

Flat George really gets around!!!!


Dude, despite this travesty- we think you are a pretty stylish pup and am giving you an award for it. Stop by and check it out tomorrow.

Cassie said...

Oh Frankie...We have some dishes that need drying...Do you have a rack we could borrow? BWahahahahha! Only joking. We've all been there kiddo. "Here eat this nice dog food." (Really? It smells like baby food.) OR "Let me just LOOK in your eye." (AND whap! they start cleaning all the nice sleepy men we built up.) Anywhoooo, you enjoy your sequester, but we'll be waiting for your return.
Smooches from pooches,
BabyRocketDog & Hootie

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, what a situation. Really, I wouldn't get your fluff in a bunch over this. Sometimes peeps tell little fibs...it's just their nature. There was no real harm done since you still got to sled ride and still get cookies too. As long as it worked, that's all that matters in the end.
Cousin, you are definitely not a squirell or even a chipmunk. Trust me on this one. I've chomped enough to know.
Chin up little buddy!!! :)
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Zona said...

Umm... I guess I should hang my head too... I had no IDEA that was a cookie sheet rigged up so professionally to look like a sled... Your mom is very creative!! I think that balances out any fibs in this case.

Wags,
Zona