Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Cranberry Kool Aid... Now Available...

PSA Re: PUDDLES.... who is suffering a UTI....
In case you haven't heard... Puddles is Peeing her Brains out. She has developed an Infection Prolly caused from too much Holiday LIQUIDS. SOOOOOOOOOO my furends she has her furst new product of the year ready to hit the market. CRANBERRY KOOL AID... It is being readied fur shipment... as you read. Of course... it will have the Same KICK that her other flavors offer... butt will also Kleen Out your Kidneys.
Place your order on her BLOG right away.... as this will be a limited time offer...
OH and when you get there... be sure to tell you GET WELL SOON!!!!
You TALL dawgs have no idea how hard it is to get a pee sample from a DACHSHUND!! We SMASH the Collection Cups when we squat. I'm just sayin'.
Hope you are feeling better today Puddles.


Lola said...

I had not hear she was sickies until just five minutes ago. I just visited, but I didn't know about the Cranberry Kool-Aid then. Always running behind these days. I did tell her to get well, though, when I saw that George mentioned she wasn't. Wasn't well, that is.

lotsa licks, Lola

Anonymous said...

Oh poor Puddles, not the way to start the year.

Hoping you are fit and full of New Year's life!

3 doxies said...

Bwhahahahahaha...yep, it's kinda hard to get pee sample from a doxie...they just hold ya up in da air and expect you to pee on command (another stoopid mistake, we do nuttin on command).
I is feelin way betters but I could still go fur a new flavor of kool-aid.

Why is my mum giggling overs dis post?

Mack said...

Poor Puddles. I hope she can drink a lot of that kool-aid!

Maggie Mae said...


Yup, I bet it is harder fur peoples to gets a sample from "vertically challenged" pups. :) Happy news dat Puddles is feelin' better!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Hound Girl said...

Poor puddles, I didnt know she wasnt feeling good but we stopped by to say hi to her. hehehe pee sample from a doxie, We would pay to see that!
Thanks for stopping by yesterday, we missed you too!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Cranberry kool-aid sounds like the perfect remedy for Miss
puddles -nhope she is doing much better very soon.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Mr. Pip said...

Thanks for letting us know. I just stopped over and wished her well. Cranberry kool-aid, yummy!

Your pal, Pip

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oohhh...gotta places my order for da cranberry goodies right away....and I'll order a straw for da Puddles so she no smash da cup. She can pees in da draw attached to da cup. (Isn't I smart?)


(PeeeEsssss...da straw was my brudder, Max's (DaOdderWeenie) idea so don't blame da Amber DaWeenie for dat one)

HoundDogMom said...

We will stop by and give our good drool to Puddles for sure. Thanks for keeping us in the loop. Collecting pee from a doxie is probably as bad as collecting pee from a basset. But why does the pee stop flowing immediately when the cup is placed under them?

K-9 Katastrophe said...

Heehee! If I ever have an infection I shall let her know!


Agnes B Bullock said...

Mom uses Ziploc bags to get our samples- lots less mess!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe she should switch brands fur a while?



Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I thought all that beer made you pee lots and keeped the plummings in werking order. I wonner wot went rong...

Jazzi said...

Sorry to hear all about Puddles but Cranberry kool-aid sounds like it will do the trick!!


rottrover said...

Oh Puddles, you've done it again. On our way! Thanks for the 411.

houndstooth said...

Oh no! I was just over there and didn't know she was sick! Feel better Puddles!

You can't get kidney damage from drinking too much beer can you?


Remington said...

Oh no! I think Miss Puddles needs Dr. Remington! I must run!

scotsmad said...

We might just wait for someone else to sample the Kool-Aid to see what the side effects are.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Benny and Lily said...

poor Puddles! Crandberry Kool-Aid is sounding awfully yummE
Snorts and Snuggles,
Benny & Lily

sprinkles said...

I was going to mention the Cranberry Smirnoff but I see Khyra and Sometimes Her Mom beat me to it! Maybe she could mix that in with her cranberry kool aid!

Just read Puddles' comment, glad she's feeling better.

Oskar said...

What an icky start to the New Year! I'll go say hello now.

Nubbin wiggles,

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

Frankie isn't talking about pee stuff kind of yucky.....I'm not sure about buying into the Kool-Aid my Mommy used to be a history major you know. I did reads about what happens if you drink the special Kool-Aid.

Anonymous said...

YUM! That is double-powered Kool-Aid! I like it! I wonder how much I should order? Maybe I'll just let Puddles tell me how much she recommends. She says you never want to run out so that's why I have 87 barrels of the other flavors in my garage.

Wiggles & Wags,

Sagira said...

Oh no...UTI's are awful. Hope Puddles feels better soon.

BTW, thanks for telling me how to figure out the comment count. :)

Zona said...

Oh no... the silver lining to a UTI is a special kool-aid flavor!! Since she's feeling better, maybe I could have a taste? Preventative, you know?


PeeS: After so much trouble with the cups, my vet gives my mom this funny dish to use for Phoenix's samples. (Phoeny is mortified that I'm telling you this!)

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Oh so sorry to hear this bad news, but of course the cranberry KoolAid is good news. Hope she gets well soon.
BabyRD and Hootie

Lorenza said...

I know about that!
I hope she gets better soon!
Yes. Getting samples of our pee is hard business!
Kisses and hugs

Sam said...

Hope Puddles feels better soon. I think your new product will help her alot!

P.S. - laughed out loud at your comment on the Breed Matcher post! Based on the Dachshunds I've met, they certainly could be a combination of the Working, Herding and Sporting dogs!! :P