Tuesday, December 7, 2010

They just keep comin

These guys are cannibals.. They be eatin.. SNOW CONES. Disgusting.
Even at NIGHT they are out and about.
These guys are Identical Twins.

On TOP of the key basket (which is really where the flashy beast sometimes hides) and Under the basket too. I know how the basket feels... Surrounded by them.

Heck... the wrapping paper is even covered with them.

I was asked about the Snowman POOP situation... Well let me tell you... I have THAT situation too. There is a HOOOOGE bucket and 3 snowmen are on Poop Patrol. I think my mom empties it about 3 times a day. I'll try to get you a pic.. if you are interested.. and I can stand to get within 87 inches of the stuff. YUCK... my nose can hardly take it. AND the worst is... the stuff is not one bit good fur Snackin on. Bah
PeeS... my furend Gizmo came to see me the other day. Mom TRIED to get pics of us together butt we were sooooo busy that they didn't turn out grrrreat. I wanted mom to put up our pics TODAY butt she was all like some kinda big ol Cat Butt Fart thingy. If she doesn't get with the spirit of the season pretty soon... I'm gonna fill her stocking with... squirrel poop!
PeeS... It was soooooo cold and snowy yesterday that I couldn't even get out to play with Charcoal and Charcoal. HOW cold you ask... Well I'll tell you that it is Colder than a Squirrel's Heart. Brrrrrrrrrrrrr.


Anonymous said...

Just how cold is a squibbles heart tho ?

xx xx

Mack said...

Wow that must be pretty cold!
And YES, I want to see pics of snowman poop! Are they stinkier than cat butt farts ??

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I bet we won't be able to see woo soon fur all the snow khreatures surrounding woo!


Amber DaWeenie said...

ooooooooooh! Rudolph da red-nosed Fwankie!! Ok, backs to da business now. I knows.....how bouts a brand new snowman suit fur da Fwankie???

Mr. Pip said...

FRANKIE!!! Is that you pulling a sleigh!!! Bawhaahaaa!!! OMD, that's funny! I think we may need to do some kind of x-paws snowman intervention at your house ...

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: It is COLD here, too. So cold, mama has to carry me outside, let me do my business, and carry me back inside. No walking or playing outside.

Stella said...

Its cold here, too and I am a long haired dog. I am glad my Mom never started collecting Snowmens because I would hate to have to clean up after them!


♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Hey if your mom wants to have all those snowmen in your family, isn't it about time for her to potty train them? BOL

We are hearing rumors of some white stuff falling here on Saturday - not sure if we should get our hopes up, but we are crossing our paws just in case.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Oskar said...

Now I'm not a big fan of any snowmans or anything, but what is up with them eatin' snow cones!!! That's just not right.

We have your snowman card hanging right where we can see it all the time. You have very good penmanship.

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Nubbin wiggles,

HoundDogMom said...

Our human loves snowman as well, but not as bad as yours. We feel for you Frankie. And yes, we want to see Snowman Poop as well. What could it look like?

The Sprollies 'n' Border Collies said...

I love your sleigh Frankie! Those snowmen are everywhere!

3 doxies said...

OMD...I thinks I is gonna haves nitemares from seeing you as rudolph...I so wished I hadn't haves seen dat....bwhahahahhaaha...but it does make me laugh...hehehehe!

I haves got to get my tree fotos so you can sees da snowmen on it.


Hound Girl said...

Wow that sure is cold!!! Ummm shouldnt you turn your humans into the authorities for dog abuse for making you pull that sled ;) heheheheh


Hey Frankie!
I'm interested in the snow poop bucket... You can snack on them right?

PS- we didn't get any snow yet.. just freezing cold

kissa-bull said...

oh frankie NO ONE deserves squirrel poop no matter what they've done this year. btw we just loved your picture of you pulling the pwesents. are those for your lady loves??

sugary pibble kisses
the pittie pack

Wyatt said...

Frankie, you are too cute! You look like the Grinch's dog, in that last photo!! BOL


Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
I love this pix of you lookin' all like Max from the Grinch. You'd pull a great (however small) sleigh. BTW: I still love the snowmen...heeheehee.
Grr and Woof,

Barbara said...

If I were you Franky, I'd move.

PeeS: got your card yesterday-thank you!!

♥ Sallie said...

LOL! Colder than a squirrel's heart! You are too funny.


Benny and Lily said...

Oh Frankie! BOL. Frankie do snowmans poop snowflakes or are snowflakes like their dandruff?
Benny & Lily

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Frankie! BOL. Frankie do snowmans poop snowflakes or are snowflakes like their dandruff?
Benny & Lily

Anonymous said...

Brrrrrr....that IS cold!

You know, I really thoughts those snowmans were cute at first and didn't understand why you didn't like them. But the more and more of them there are, the more I'm kinda gettin' the heebie jeebies. I mean, they just STARE at you...no matter which way you move. (Shiver!) MY mom likes 'em though. Moms are weird.

Wiggles & Wags,

houndstooth said...

Oh, the HORROR! Buckets of snowman poop? Oh Frankie, I'll see if I can get Mom in the van and we'll start heading your way. Surely somebody can come and save you from the invasion!


Remington said...

More cute snowmen! Sounds like you have quite the job of cleaning up after them though....

Asta said...

It sounds like you neeed some wawming up fwom youw bootiful wives.
I haven't had a single lick of snow yet and I'd deawly love to see the pics of snowman poop if you can captoowe it.
I do love you dwagging all those pwessies , I hope you come to my house too
smoochie kisses

Lola said...

Frankie, those Snowmen appear to have you surrounded. Just tell me, do you have the situation under control. You're not in any danger, are you?

lotsa licks, Lola

Wyatt said...

Wow Frankie,

You want me to be the Secretary of Agriculture in Blogville! What an honor :)
I'm not sure what my new responsibilities would be, but I'm ready to accept the task!!


Kari in WeHo said...

you look like Max from the Grinch :)


sprinkles said...

I've been enjoying seeing all the snowmen pictures.

You mean those snowmen don't have to go outside to go potty? You'd think they'd like it out there more than in your warm house where they could melt.

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Frankie your are very colorful with your descriptions!!! You should be a writer!! Cat butt farts! Cold as a squirrels heart!! I am impressed!!!
Oh thank-you so much for your visit!!
Love you Frankie, Bambi & Fern

Samantha said...

Hah! Laughing at your label!!! "Got Grinched" about says it!
Sammie and Avalon

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Frankie, we think your sleigh-pulling duties are wearing on your brain. Snowmen are nothing but frozen water, so their poop can't be anything but water, either. So we're more worried you might actually drown in your own house, from all that snowman water. Be sure you're up high when you go to sleep, just to be on the safe side.

Jed & Abby

Mango said...

Are those zombie snowman persons? Because they might be eating BRAINS! Wow! Double threat.

That photo? NO NO NO! Please do NOT subject yourself to such humiliation.


Sagira said...

That is kind of weird that they are eating snow cones huh? hehe.

Tucker said...

hmmm cannibalistic snowman..... kinda like you eatin' hot dogs huh?

woof - Tucker