Thursday, December 9, 2010

Snowman Poops ...

Impawtant Announcement Re: Items fur Blueberry's Auction.... JD and Max are on a bit of a vacation(kennel) while their Peep's are doing... Peep thingys. Probably getting some RICHLY deserved rest after all the work they have done fur BOTH Shelby and Blueberry......... SOOOO they can NOT take any NEW ITEMS fur the auction... HOWEVER, THE BIDDING WILL CONTINUE AS USUAL. Thank YOU...

Well you all (Sort of all) begged fur some pics of the Poop Patrol and the Poop bucket. Soooo, your wish is MY (Frankie Furter) command.

As you can see it takes at LEAST three of them to keep the place "cleaned up"
Now THIS is a pic of me with my Surprise Pressie Package From Ginger, Chip, & Thai.

If you look closely.. Just above the football... you will see that there is.... a SNOWMAN squeak toy in there too.

Boy Howdy did I ever have a ball getting all that loot out. And guess what else... They even sent some stuffs fur my Beautiful WIVES. I have already taken that to the Post Office to be sent on to them. Mom would NOT let me see what was in their pressies though.

Now these snowmen are in my BEDROOM! See how it is.. I can't even SLEEP in peace. My mom LOVES this little family beclaws they are READING in BED. Her favorite thingy to do.
PeeS... We are maybe gonna get some Nasty Snowy weather on Friday and again on Sunday... soooo if I don't get around to visit and stuffs... it will be beclaws the sky won't let my internets signal through. OK?
PeeS... 1. don't furget to go to Blueberry's Auction site and get your bids in.
2. I heard a terrible thingy yesterday... poor Sallie Marie did not get anythingys from Santa Paws Last year. I'm thinkin it may be due to Evil Freddie and some plot he hatched... sooooooo When you write your letter to Santa Paws would you please tell him that Sallie Marie is a very much goood girrrl and that she Truly Believes in him. Also: Alien has a new thingy going and you simply MUST go see the post from Yesterday to read all about it. It will be a blast.
3. Wyatt has agreed to become Blogville's Secretary of Agriculture
4. Blogville needs a Chief of Police... now I don't want to be accused of Nepotism... butt my Cussin' SARGE has always wanted to persue a pawsition in Law Enforcement. Please give this some thought ... and if you feel he would be a worthy choice... let me know.
5. I am also asking the WIVES to serve Blogville as Health and Safety Secretaries. They know TONS of stuff about how to take care of yourself. You should see the RAMP that they had their mom make fur them. (they will still be the Furst Ladies of Blogville)
6. Corbin would like to be Secretary of Handsomeness.. Now I don't have that pawsition on my list... sooooo I was thinkin that he might like to serve as our Blogville Beautification Secretary.
7. Here are some Cabinet positions I am thinking of:
Shawnee the Shepard... Parks and Recreation
Road Dogs Travel and Tourism
Khyra Street & Sidewalk inspection and Winter Appreciation
Mango & Dexter Sec. of Physical Education and MentalS stimulations
Remington Magistrate of Blogville
Minna Krebs & Crew Economic Opportunities and Development
Slimmer Pugs & JD & Max Blogville Caring and Sharing
Norwood Chairman of Amphibian Watchdog Committee
Jazzi Squirrel containment & Taco procurement
Maggie Mae Director of Nursing
Mazie Gal Community Activities
Lola & Franklin...Blogville Clerk(s) of Pei Days (we all want our green papers to roll in on time)
Bunny Lilac Blueberry & Morgan Blogville Welcome Wagon
Dachsies With Moxie Veteran Awareness & Railroads
Mr. Pip... Chief of Detectives (X-Paws Division)
Sallie Marie & Alien... Directors of ... Visitors Center

NOTE: All Blogville Cabinet members are automatically on the Governor's ADVISORY PANEL


Mango said...

Holy political campaign moly! That is quite ambitious of yourself.


Amber DaWeenie said...

And da Snowmen can be in charge of da Exterior Departments of Da Street Poop Cleanup

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Holy guacamola!!
'da Josie read yous list like 87 times and searched and searched butt Josie name not on it!!

'dere must be someting 'da Josie can do??

What dose 'da Mayor Suggest??

Sam and Pippen said...

Wow we never knew snowmen pooped! Why does your mom keep it inside? Isn't that kind of icky?

Sam and Pippen

Levi Mac said...

I can help with security! I mean, I have the shirt and all-why not put it to use. I was thinking....
Levi Mac- Secretary of Defense.

Whatcha think?

HoundDogMom said...

That is a lot of snowmen poop. Glad we don't have to clean up after all them snowmen. We are expecting snow this weekend as well, but we hope the internet stays up so we can read bloggies all weekend. Thanks for the pics. The HoundDogs

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Don't worry!! We KNOW that Sallie will get pressies this year!! ;) ;)

Love the snowball poop!!! Great Cabinet positions. If any other openings come up, let us know!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Team Beaglebratz said...

Them are all great posishunz fer your cabinet'sum great doggiez r gonna du a great job - by the way, that cabinet izn't made of wood iz it? Wood comez frum treez'ntreez sumtimez haz squirreliez in them.

Cood we b assistantz tu Jazzi - our Beaglelie nozez mite come in handy?

That snowman poop can git kinda messy can't it?
Shiloh'n Shasta

Jazzi said...

OH Frankie,
I am so honored to get a cabinet position!! I will happily except it too.


Samantha said...

Love your snowman poop set up - that's better than what we got in our backyard heheh! You are rather good at the politico organizing, Frankie! Blogland will never have been so "nip and tuck!"
Sammie and Avalon

Autumn & Jasmine the Maltese said...

I LOVE the snowman figure!!!
Unfortunately we don't have winter season here.... I'd love to see snow falling on christmas day. I bet it would made the day more special and I hope once we have move into a house, we can try to celebrate christmas on our self.

Autumn & Jasmine

Barbara said...

Good Lord, that's a lot of government positions!!!

Nice gifty you got there. I'm gonna go see Sallie!

kissa-bull said...

can we be the twee rat bodyguards the pto society ish up fow the challange

the pittie pack

Anonymous said...

Hi frankie...thanks for visiting our blog..we are new followers

Remington said...

Sounds like a plan, my friend!

Alien said...

Ah, Thank you, Frankie. We hope the 2010 Blogland Christmas Spectacular will be out of this world. There are many hilarious and creative bloggers in our community who inspire us to knew heights.

Sallie and I would be proud to be directors of the visitor's center. Or, if you need anyone for aerial defense, then let me know.

I was just over at Wyatt's blog and saw a replica of blogville. I think we may need some more positions.

Keep up the good work.


Shawnee the Shepherd said...

ME?!?!?! Parks and Recreashuns?!?!?!?! OMD, OMD! But, just wonnering, that duss not inclood those snowmans, duss it? They do be indoors only, rite?

Maggie Mae said...


What excellent choices! I would be so honored to be Director of Nursing, I do haves tons of experience cuz I took such good care of my mom and dad after der surgeries! When do I begins?

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie "Florence Nightingale" Mae

scotsmad said...

You are going to miss those snowmen when they go!

We saw pictures of scotties on the Scottish Terrier and Dog News blog covered in that snowman poop!

The Government is getting a bit top heavy!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Oskar said...

Does snowman poop smell stinky?

If you need someone to take care of publicity in blogville we can always help get news out via Pet Blogs United!

Nubbin wiggles,

Anonymous said...

Wow! Me? Director of Community Activities? Oh, gosh! I just don't even know what to say except...YIPPPEEE! Okay, I think our first community activity should be a workshop on how to properly destuff a snowman stuffie. How does that sound?

Wiggles & Wags,

Zona said...

Umm... this post is really disturbing. Until now... I had NO idea that when I watch my mom get ready for bed she's taking her eye makeup off with... :gulp: SNOWMAN POOPS!!!!

Before I go try to forget about that... Sarge, of course, has my vote for CHIEF!!!


Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'm all about the winter appreciation!


Mr. Pip said...

I proudly accept my position. Do I get to be like the detectives on Law and Order, flashing my badge all over the place, catching the bad guys. I will have a badge, right??

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: My mom said she would gladly take her clumsy self over to your house and knock the heads off some your snowmen.

♥ Sallie said...

Hello! And welcome to Blogland. Here is your tour guide. Be sure to check out the coupons to some of our fabulous shops and restaurants....

Wait a second. Do we have shops and restaurants? I know we have bars, beer, and a cheetos shop....

Well, be sure to visit those!


sprinkles said...

Hmm... Those snowman poops look suspiciously like cotton balls. Is that where cotton balls come from?!

Mollie Jo and Bobo said...

Mr. Frankie Furter...We recieved your lovely card in the mail. Our card to you went out on Tuesday. Hope you like it!

Now we think all the nominations you made were splended but is there a job that we, Mollie Jo and Bobo the country poodles, could handle? We most certinalty want to be of help in blogville as it is such a grand place! Fashion expert, Kibble inspector, Shopping guide, trick tester, toy tester, tennis ball wrangler...So many to choose from that we would be good at but whatever you can find would be great! Thanks!

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

The Teacher's Pets said...

I had no idea snowmen pooped either! What a revelation! Now I am going to always look at snowmen a bit differently from now on! Does that mean that on top of walking dogs so they can do the bid-ness that I've got to start walking snowmen clients? Good idea butt .... can they walk? You should know since you have so many of them in your house!
How funny that your mom loves the snowmen family because they are reading in bed! My sentiments exactly!
Daisy just nudged me and she asked if she could be the involved in politics and she would like to start a Barkaholic Group for all those who have a compulsion to *ahem* bark too much! Let me know, Mr. Mayor, if that post is needed in Blogville. If not, Buster, our 20 pound cat, would like to start an Overeaters Anonymous Club!

houndstooth said...

Tee hee! I suggested to Morgan that we volunteer to be the fashion police, but she nixed the idea! We'll be happy to be the Welcome Wagon!

They say we might get a foot of snow here on Saturday. I hope it's later, because we want to go out and have our pictures taken with Santa.

I thought snowman poop would look different. Better not offer to clean up after them after some hot chocolate!


Sagira said...

Okay,the snowman poop bucket is funny! :)

Oh no....what do I get to do in Blogville? :)

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

REally pressed for time this week and oh so many blogs NOT to be missed. Just wanted to let you know that you have created a magnificent list for your cabinet.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Wyatt said...

Haha, we are loving your list of cabinet members! This will be one rockin' town!!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Oooh! Could we be Khyra's assistants? We totally appreciate winter (even though we don't have floofy jodhpurs)... We didn't realize snowmen pooped. You learn something new every day, huh? ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Tucker said...

Oh my goodness... so many positions for the cabinet.... Is there a toy testing postion? I'm pretty big on TOy quality control.... hint hint...

woof - Tucker

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Love the poop snowman~~


Jazzi said...

Oh Frankie
I totally agree with Mayzie, our first actiity should be for us to come over and destuff all those snowmen!! BOL


Minna Krebs said...

Ooh Frankie! You come ups with so many pawsome ideas!

We are honored to accept you nomination to da Blogville Cabinet (this is gonna be like working in da Pantry, right?)

PeeS- Zona's Comment REALLY cracked me ups!

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, yes, yes, yes I'd love to be Chief!!! I'll be really really good at it, I pawmise. Great list and I agree that this will be one seriously great and fun place..protected by yours truely.
Grr and an Honored Woof,
Chief Sarge

Kari in WeHo said...

you got pressies all ready?


Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Sounds like a great Cabinet, Mr. Mayor! We do think Oscar's suggestion that he be Chief of Communications, like your Press Secretary [?], is a good one. He's good at getting the word out. He should be able to set up more magazine stories for you, maybe even some TV time!

Jed & Abby