Monday, December 13, 2010

THE PLAY I was in...

Now See... I told you I (Frankie Furter) was in a fur REAL LIVE Stage Play. This is ME sittin with my pretend SISTER in the play. Her name is Carley. And the lady is my pretend Mom in the play.. her name is Bonnie. More about her late. There was a LIVE Choir and my furend played the piano thingy. I wasn't in the Choir though beclaws I was BUSY while they were doing the singing pawts. More on that in a second.
the GUY is my Pretend Dad in the play. My biggest job was keepin Bonnie under control.

I had THREE (3) wardrobe changes. Poor Bonnie was Scared to Deaf with the stage fright stuffs. She couldn't even remember her Pawts until I would remind her.

Bonnie was standin in the wrong place and I had to make her move to Stage RIGHT.

You can just SEE how very much scared she was. She would NEVER have even BEEN in the play if I (Frankie Furter) had not insisted. And then POOF she got one of the BIGGEST Pawts.
I had to keep her all comforted and calm. PLUS... remember where I (Frankie Furter) was supposed to be and what I was supposed to do and stuffs.

All of these pictures were taken the night of the DRESS UP HURSAL. (There were about 87 plain clothes hursals BEFORE that night.) And guess what???? this night my Sister LORI.. who is Sarge's Mom... was actually HERE and able to go and see me. You would NEVER EVER believe how very much PROUD SHE WAS OF ME!!! I think she even peed her pants.

Fur the Dress Up Hursal thingy I didn't haves to do all three of my costume changes. Butt during the 4 acutal live performances... I had a Lady who Helped me get changed.
My pretend family was supposed to be MEGA RICH... can you see all of the Real Gold Coins that my mom got from Wally World and sewed onto a pretend leash??? I'm telling you what.. I looked like 87 million bucks in the scene where I had THAT ... PLUS... my gold trimmed Tuxedo on. Peoples were fainting and stuffs over that... well and that is when I think Lori had the Accident. SHEESH

See how SNOOTY Bonnie was supposed to be??? "Rich Witch" hehehe Butt I didn't let it go to MY head or anything.
I had to have fur REAL Props too... This is my Prop Brush. Bonnie used it in my furs in one scene.

You want to know the bestest pawt... Once .. while the Choir was singing... I hurried and got all by Behind the Scenes work done... soooooo I just walked up onto the stage and out into the center... and sat down and looked at all my fans. I don't know why they were laughing when the choir was singing though. I didn't think it was very much nice so.. I just stared at them fur a while.. and guess what was going on then?? my mom was down on her hands and knees and was CRAWLING behind the railing and WHISPERING my name. I ignored her fur about 87 seconds.. and then beclaws the audience was all laughing... I just trotted on off stage all mad and stuffs. Butt fur some reason there are NO Pictures of that pawt of That Performance. Don't know why.
Now see... when I tell you stuffs like... getting to go in my very much OWN private train car.. and havin some of my furends see me and BEG to sit in the car with me... AND when I say that I was in a fur real PLAY... you are just gonna start believing in me. BaWaaaaaaaaah
Ask Lori. She'll tell you... I don't yank walkin strings about the imPAWtant stuffs. hehehe


3 doxies said...

Oh Frankie, I believed you. I remembered (Ithink) you mentioned it on your blog once befores. Then again, maybe I dreamed it...I dunno!
Anyways, I thinks you should haves gotten a Tony Award fur your performance in da play...should haves been on Broadway too (then you could haves taken da girls shoppin in NYC).
I am very impressed withs you acting capabilities. But, why didn't they want you to sing too?

Poor Lori...hehehehehe!


Mango said...

Gosh, Frankie, this could be the start of something big. Let me know if you need a bodyguard to ward off your adoring fans.


Those Elgin Pugs said...

Holy Crockamoly!! Is 'da you or Fancine??

Now if 'dat is really you Frankie and yous a real big time star.. yous gonna has to disapline youself.. more sleep, (you know.. wide screen tv) harsh lines and wrinkles... so if yous smokes... 'dats bad too... drinking too... maybe moderation only... maybe switching yous cheetos to a low fat brands... it's all good... 'den yous can go on stacy and clintons what not to wears.. just saying..
is 'da suit felt??


did yous get a pawidure too??

Mack said...

We know a doxie celeb!! This is so exciting!
And Lori did peepees in her pants? SWEET!


P(ee)S: Can I have your pawtograph?

Mr. Pip said...

Frankie, you really are full of surprises and talent! Just don't forget about your old friend Pip when you become rich and famous! Maybe I could be your personal assistant? We could move to New York and be big dogs on Broadway ...a dog can dream, right?

Your pal, Pip

Hound Girl said...

wow this is big news! Your a star and we know you! Are you signing autographs? You look like you did an awesome job in the play

Jazzi said...

Wow oh Wow frankie
That is just way too cool. Good thing those 2 leggers had you to keep them under control and stuffs. Did they realize how lucky they were? own personal assistant!! WHOA!! You did a great job and did you get a BIG reward for your preformance?? YOu should get about 87 treats for that!! Can we get your Paw-gragh??


Amber DaWeenie said...

Awwww, Frankie, now me and my brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) are a sittin' here a laughin'. Someones should have taken your picture because dat was da highlites of da whole show.....da choir was a singin' to da Frankie (Furter). How sweet...

PeeSSSSS....Stay away from "you know who's" house....dey gots snowmen on steroids over dere!!! Dey might eats you (Frankie Furter) for Christmas dinner...

Minna Krebs said...

Furst off, you KNOW that I believed you Frankie even without fotos of your acting debut!

Seconds off....what a Pro you were. You reminds me of Mr Cary Grant!

Thirds off........we are cracking ups at da vision of your mom crawling along and whispering, trying to get you off center stage!!! Bwahahahahha!!! Didn't her know that YOU were da Star!?!

Corbin said...

Who's your agent??? I think I need an agent...

HoundDogMom said...

We have a star for a blogging pal. Yahoo. You look so relaxed and right at home with your pretend family on stage. A natural for sure. So when/where can we buy an autographed copy of the program. :) The HoundDogs

BRUTUS said...

Corbin is right - you definitely need an agent! There should have been video coverage, you fans need to be able to see your abilities! Did you at least get to keep your costumes and get some extra milkbones that night? Actors rights, you know...

Brutus & Carmen

Stella said...

I am most excited to read all of this Frankie because I just got your Christmas card with your handwritten name in it, Frankie Furter and thats a good pawtograph.

I think I will put it up for sale on ebay because its Christmas and I need the green papers to buy a few things for some doggie pals at the shelter. I know you won't mind.


Peggy Frezon said...

Frankie you are a star! Wardrobe and hair styling and everything! I know you did a great job!

Tucker said...

YOur an actor too? Crazy. I guess that makes sense - actors do tend to get into politics, so I guess it's the natural career choice.

woof - Tucker

Gnomebody said...

Wow, Frankie! You are famous! Our Momma just about peed her pants reading about your experience. I bet you're gonna get an award for your awe-inspiring performance. You rawk!
Oh hey, Momma wanted us to tell you about a doxie scarf she saw. Nope, it wasn't made from doxie furs, but from yarn, and it was looong like a doxie, with a pointy nose and long ears. It's on the internets - Morehouse Farm Critter Knits. I think once your Momma sees that, maybe she will give up her snowman addictions!

Sniffs and Licks and Howls,
Auggie, Riley and Fluffy
The BooDee BooDah Tribe

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Frankie you can now have a cool hollywod nickname! This is so amazings. Whatcha think your new nickname should be?

Great job!


Anonymous said...

Wow Frankie, you're even more famous! Great acting in the play!

Elyse and Riley

Remington said...

Good job, my friend. Whatever would they have done without you....

Texas The Doxie said...

I wished I could be a play!

Barbara said...

What's that? I hear Hollywood calling!!!

♥ Sallie said...

I think we need a blogville play!


Oskar said...

You are just getting famouser & famouser! Wowie what a celebrity!

Nubbin wiggles,

♥ Sallie said...

Blogville community PlayHouse! Yep. We could put them on right in the town square. LOL!

South Pawcific and West Side Squirrely are my favorites!

Can't wait for your post. I'll add the link for you when I see it. :)


scotsmad said...

We are gobsmacked! Wow! What a VIP or VID you are. That play would have been a flop without you doing all that work behind the addition to the actual acting part.

We are in awe.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

sprinkles said...

Your little friend Gizmo is adorable!

Sorry to hear about your fridge and Jennifer Jeep but I'm glad you got them both fixed and that you didn't have to pay anything for the fridge.

I hope your friend Danny is found soon. I hate to hear about any dogs going missing but especially in the winter. My dad is from Zanesville.

That milkbone was HUMONGOUS! I bet it took 87 hours to eat it.

I wish I could've been there to see you performing the play in person. I love that you went out on the stage during the performance!

I don't remember if I told you or not but thanx for the Christmas card.

sprinkles said...

Oops! I mean I love that you went out on stage during the chior performance. To hang out with your adoring fans and all.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We really honestly believed you, Frankie, but it was really great to see the photos and hear the story. We bet it was pretty funny when you pulled that little trick out there:) We hope you get a chance to be in another big show, then you could invite all your blog pals to come see you in action.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Anonymous said...

WOWEE, Frankie! That is AH-mazing! Specially the part where you made up your own scene in the play. Were you embarrassed, though, when your mom was crawling on her hands and knees?

Oh, and it sounds like Bonnie was real lucky that you were there to help her out when she gots the frights. Yep, I always knew you were a superstar, Frankie. I never doubted you for a second! Anybuddy who knows you KNOWS that you have starpower!

Wiggles & Wags,

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Do woo have your Skhreen Akhtors Guild khard yet?


Kari in WeHo said...

you are so awesome!


Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

OMD...really??? You got to be in a play? And you didn't run off the stage, poop onstage or lift your leggie on the scenary??? (Lacie looks thoughtful, imagining the terriers in such a role....)

All three terriers bow to Frankie...

We never coulda done it...nope....there is just nooooooo way.....

Strong work, Frankie!

Kisses, Lacie

Pee ess...I have several cases boxed up for you dear...and some shampoo that wasn't even listed...

It should arrive by midnight tonight...I use very fast shippers.....

houndstooth said...

I knew it was true! My sister Treat and brother Hawk were both in a ballet once, and everyone said they were the true stars of the stage. We dogs can't help attracting all the attention! I hope that one day I get my chance to do some acting. I can tell that you were absolutely awesome!


Benny and Lily said...

Frankie we nearly peed our pant looking at the pictures of you in the play. You are a natural!
Benny & Lily

Mollie Jo and Bobo said...

You are a great actor Frankie. You might see you name in lights someday.

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Sandra said...

Wow Frankie, you are a celebrity now. Pretty soon we will be seeing you on the big screen and stuff like that. How exciting.

Flash, Alven and Dottie

kissa-bull said...

an oscar !!! NOT to be confused wiff oskar!! but and oscar we say!!! you deserve the wardie !!!!

pibble sugars and wee wiggles
the pittie pack

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

So when you is out in public on walkies duss you has to wear big sunglasses and stuffs to confuzzle the pawpawrazzi and so peeples duss not recognize you and keep asking fur pawtographs?

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

A true thespian in our midst! No wonder you're so good at being the Mayor. That takes stage presence, too. So did you get nominated for a Golden Ball award?

Jed & Abby

Sagira said...

You are a super star!