Monday, November 8, 2010

Cussin Francine is a CROSS dresser

You remember my Cussin Francine???? Well she stopped in yesterday and she was in a really BAD mood. She said she was on her way to get some shopping done and needed to change her clothes. Well, let me tell you that girrrrrl went in my mom's personal Private Baff room and got to squirting StinkFumes and stuff and she was makin banging and clanging noises and I (Frankie Furter) thought she was in trouble and needed my helps. Maybe she was overcome with the stinks and who knows what else... SOOOOOOO I went in to see what was happening and SHE got REALLY CROSS with me and Growled, "Get OUT Frankie, I'm DRESSIN in here."

I saw that she had out about 87 different bottles and jars of Lucy's Avon FURS Creams and lotions and potions and stuff. WHAT a MESS she had. I didn't look at FRANCY by the way. No madder WHAT she might have Howled about. I was tooo stunned by the Craps she had all over my MOM's Baffroom. Ok.. so she was still all CROSS with me EVEN after she came out dressed for shopping.
I'll tell you what... WHAT ! There I told you.
Now my nerfs is all frayed beclaws Big Frank and Beans the Pencil Vane E Ah PoPo guys called and said that they had to testimental in the corks, or something like that.. and now they can't come today .
I did NOT need any of Francine's Cat Crap. I finally told her to just pack up her stuffs and head on off to Mr. Wally Marte's Boo TeaK and let me alone.
When she left my mom started screaming about... the shape her baffroom was in. It wasn't MY fault that Francine didn't pick up all the loose feathers and beads. What the Fang!
Some days a guy just can't catch a break.


Mango said...

Such a diva. Perhaps she needs to travel with a maid.


Mack said...

Tell Miss Francine next time she comes over to bring a better attitude (and a cake!)

3 doxies said...

Oh snap...I furgots what I was gonna say afters I read Mack's comment...bwhahahahahaha!
I fur one am kinda relieved dat da popo ain't coming fur a visit...nows I don't haves to be incognito furs long. Dude, dat new dictionary I bought is really educational.
Francine kinda skeeres me a little.


houndstooth said...

Oh, that Francine! She sure takes the cake, and the smelly perfume! I think I'm glad you didn't look too closely at her while she was in there!


Hound Girl said...

sounds like a diva who is missing her little assistants to do all the clean up work!!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh my....Me tinks all dat smelly stuffs went to hers head. One nevers can be too sures abouts da new Avon line. The next ting you will sees is da Francine dancing like da Egyptian! Hmmmmmmm

Doxie Rod said...

seems like francine needed some privacy!! :) sometimes the ladies need extra time to get ready.

Barbara said...

Francine looks pretty and probably smells real purty too. You need to give the girl her space!

Mr. Pip said...

I think Francine may need some kind of attitude intervention or maybe a little of my Kool-Aid WHOOP A$$ cocktail - tell her to give me a call and I will hook her up.

Speaking of WHOOP A$$, did you know that it works as a popo repellent, too!

Your pal, Pip

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

So maybe we boys here are better off with the pest Ciara than some diva smelly stinky Cross dresser girl?

Woos, Phantom and Thunder

Anonymous said...

I'm with Pip. I finds when I drink any of Puddles' kool-aid, I just gets so happy and calm and stuffs. Maybe you oughta start slipping some into her water bowl.

Hey! Maybe you oughta gives the PoPo some of the kool-aid, too!

Wiggles & Wags,

pam said...

When Meja gwows up her wants to be jus like Francine...

Bobo and Meja

Peggy Frezon said...

You got blamed for all that stuff? not fair!
Have a great day!

Hannalei said...

Loving the photos. Gorgeous as ever! : )

Remington said...

I just don't understand girls....

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Poor Frankie, what you have to put up with!!! I feel your pain!!
So far Bambi is doing pretty good!!
Thanks for your visit!!
XXOO, Bambi & Fern

Team Beaglebratz said...

Oh we had a comment all ready fer ya an'now we no u meant a difrent kind of cross dresser than what u did an'we wuz gonna wonder just who iz the cross dresser around here but now we no u meant a dresser who is cross. In that case, u just gotta give a lady her space unless she screamz bloody murder.
Shiloh'n Shasta

Wyatt said...

Wow! That is some outfit!
Maybe if you give her lots of compliments, she will calm down.
The girls like that, you know!


Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

There are support groups available!


Oskar said...

It sound like it's time to lay low for awhiles man!

Nubbin wiggles,

Kari in WeHo said...

that girl is a diva!


Sagira said...

Oh man...always a bummer when others get you in trouble. But she sure is cute! hehe

sprinkles said...

This post just CRACKED ME UP!!!

What a relief for you that the PENCIL-VANE-E-AH PoPo's couldn't come. Now you don't have to try and make yourself scarce.

Ya know, I was thinking about this just now - the next time the PoPo come 'round lookin' for ya, maybe you can have Francine pretend to be you. I'm guessing she doesn't really know anything. You could kind of coach her ahead of time on what to and what not to say. The PoPo wouldn't know the difference probably since you look so much alike. And if she does know sumthing, make her take the fall if she tells on you know who.

the booker man said...

mr. frankie,
i wonder what got cussin francine all grouchified?? maybe she was plannin' on cozyin' up to frank 'n beans and was upset that he wasn't comin' today?? heehee.

the booker man

pee s -- woofin' of grouchified, yuppers, miss puddles wasn't too happy with me, but it wasn't my fault! my mama is such a procrastinatin' goober. i promised miss puddles that i wouldn't let it happen again. i think she's gonna forgive me....but i hope it doesn't involve drinkin' kool-aids...

pee pee s -- thankies for the birthday wishes!!

Benny and Lily said...

That Francine is worse than the Housewives of Beverly Hills
Benny & Lily

Lorenza said...

Sounds tipical of a girl!
I can imagine all the mess!
Kisses and hugs

Levi Mac said...

Some days the ladies leave all the messies!! And we get in trouble for it. Humph!
I have given you the Doggie Bloggie Award! Come check it out if you want.

scotsmad said...

That Francine is definitely wacko! You'd better watch her, might have to change her name to Sybil.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

road-dog-tales said...

Frankie - Some girls are just high maintenance and they can't help it. Maybe you're just a bit spoiled 'cause your bee-yoo-ti-ful wives are low maintenance and don't need all that STUFF to make them gor-jus!

The Road Dogs

Sarge said...

Hey Cousin Frankie!
Wow, tough break about Francine's visit. Sounds like she is a little outa control...again...still. At least she is staying out of your stuff. That's the important thing.
Grr and Woof,