Tuesday, October 12, 2010

My MOM wants to know...

The WOMAN is CRAZY. She has some sort of Weird thingy about being... clean.

Sooooo she is wanting to know if any of YOUR moms have.... GASP !!!
WASHED.... Your SockMonkey Beds yet??? If so, how did it do???

MINE... certainly does NOT need to be washed... I just got it smellin' the way I (Frankie Furter) WANT it to Smell.

Please.... Please tell her it does NOT need to be washed.... EVER !


3 doxies said...

Uh...uh....ummmm...I totally agrees withs you Frankie, just when it starts to smell heavenly fresh THEY decide it needs to be washed. I personally think it should be okays in da washin' machine. OR, you could have her wash it down in da creek...hehehehe!
I bet your mom goes around CLEANING her baseboards like my mum does...weirdos!


Yoda & Brutus said...

Hi Frankie! Mom was talking about washing my sock monkey bed too!! Can you believe it?! Like you said, I got it smelling just the way I want it to. Luckily I convinced her not to wash it, but I did hear her say something about Febrezing it.

Pugs & Kisses,

Brutus (& Yoda too)

Maggie Mae said...


I don't have a sock monkey to sleeps in but my mom washes my beds ALL da time....geeez. :(

WOofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Autumn the maltese said...

Dear Frankie,
I agree with u! My bed and toys are all mine and I dont need them to be washed either!! I got it smell as me and it's the proof what's mine is mine! I hope our mom will stop washing our stuff.

Autumn & Jasmine

Mack said...

Moms are like that. I don't understand them at all!!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I dussn't has a sawk monkey bed (wish I did but I is way too big) but if'n I did has one, I would not let mom warsh it, no way, no how. That is coz I seened mom warsh a foster dog's fave bed once wot looked similar and the bottom broked out! The warsh machine eated it. Mom had to speedy quick sew a noo bottom in afore the dog noticed. She dodged that bullet.

road-dog-tales said...

Frankie - We totally agree with you. They wanna wash our stuff just when it starts smelling ripe, uh, we mean RIGHT. Anyway, sometimes Mom takes big stuff to the laundromat where they have big frontloaders so stuff doesn't get all twisty around the thingamabob in our washer. That's the best we can do to help.
PeeS - Mom says you look adorable all curled up there in your monkey :)

The Road Dogs

Minna Krebs said...

Heeheehee Frankie....you thinks you have troubles with da bed....go reads my bloggie today! I think da mommas are losing their stuffings!!


Oskar said...

Oh I'm sure that the sock monkeys are allergic to the washin machine. Nope, tell her she can't wash it!

Nubbin wiggles,

Jazzi said...

I totally agree with ya. Beds should NOT be washed. Mom used to wash my blankies all the time and I pleaded and pleaded and pleaded and now she has left them alone. She said as long as it doesnt smell the room up she will leave them alone, so i can only smell it to a certain point!! BOL
Put your paws down and refuse to have your bed washed!! We are all behind ya on this one Frankie!!


Anonymous said...

I don't be avin a problem like that as I not be sleepin in a bed, I just hav da couch and Ma's bed but da hoomans do hav a fing abouts stuffin things in the swooshy machine


♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Sorry, no help here, we don't have a monkey bed, but we do have a monkey who sleeps in her bed (Ciara). We just don't understand why the humans always want to wash our things just when we get them smelling so good.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Hailey said...

Franky. I wish I could say something positive in your direction. My mom is a cleanfanatic as well. She washes my bedding, blankets AND TOYS UGH!!!! Once a week! Geezers! Now that is crazy dont you think? Secretly i think moms would make good birds because they are KooooKooo!!!!

Hugs & smoochies!! XOXO

Texas The Doxie said...

Frankie here is somes advice man-to-man. You gots ta smell good for da ladies so best ta let her clean da bed in the washin machine thingy!!!

It feels better afterwards specially if its still warm from the dryer thingy!

Doxie Rod said...

frankie, i am loving your sock monkey bed. looks extra comfy! i don't personally have one of those monkey beds but mom washes my bed about once a month. already looks clean to me!

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Ahahhaha. That bed is too funny. Our mommy used to make sock monks for charity events, but got monkeyed-out!! She said your mommy should probably hand wash it, cause they are kind of delicate. Sorry your sweet smell will be gone. :>(
Smooches from pooches,
BabyRD and Hootie

houndstooth said...

I hate when they try to wash your stink off! Our beds get washed a lot because when Lilac breaks a nail, she likes to walk on all of them and track blood around. Our sock monkey bed is the biggest they make and it makes a nice pillow for me, or I can sit on it, but it's not big enough for us to sleep on, so we haven't needed to wash it yet. So, I say, Frankie's Mom, don't bother washing that bed!


Sandra said...

Totally! What is up with mom's always washing everything??? It's so crazy. They mess up all our hard work without a second thought. So rude.

Flash, Alven and Dottie

George the Lad said...

I don't have a sock Monkey bed :(
but I do know that socks go in the machine but don't come out!! you don't won't to lose it!!
See Yea George xxx

Piappies World said...

Hi Frankie,

We also don't have any sock monkey beds but Mom always washes our stuffies in the washing machine. Perhaps that would work.

Washing machines are amazing, so she says. In fact, if she could find a piappies-washing machine, she would use that for baths! Waaaaah such an outrage!!!

Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai & Wai-Max

Benny and Lily said...

Franky we have a nut over here too. The only thing that has not gone in that machine is ... us!
Benny & Lily

scotsmad said...

We feel your hurt, Frankie! Our stuff always seems to be in the wash!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

the booker man said...

mr. frankie,
my mama washes me and asa's beds EVERY WEEK! isn't she crazy go nuts?! i hope you don't have to wash your sock monkey bed, but mama is sayin' she thinks it would be okie dokie in cold water on the delicate cycle. whatevs!!

the booker man

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! What a cute monkey bed. I say YES for washing. My mom is a clean freak caused of my allergies. Usually once or every two weeks my bed covers get washed. You will LOVE it Frankie ... you make new marky smell. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Anonymous said...

Well Frankie I hates to tell you and the other boys this but us girls prefer good smelling boys!

My Mom washes my bed, my stuffies and me every 2 weeks! I just LOVE when my bed and stuffies come out of the dryer and they are so snugglie warm!

Yeah to Moms!

woo woos, Tessa

Mr. Pip said...

My mama washed it right in the washing machine. She had to as I puked in it last week during my sickness ...It survived the washer and dry just fine!

Your pal, Pip

Kari in WeHo said...

I just love the sock monkey bed :)


Asta said...

Youw bed looks spawkling clean and I bet it smells divine wif you snuggling down in it(I hope youw wives excoose my fliwtiness)
anyway I can't help youw Mom..I'm ,sigh, too big fow such gweat beds
I hope she gets ovew hew obsession(thewe awe gwoups she can join)
smoochie kisses

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh 'da Nerve Frankie!!

'da Josie just tinks yous Momma should put it in 'da dish washer on low rinse cycle... Snorts!!

Mommy had to wash my Josie Socky Monkey bed 'cuz Anakin pee'd in it..
'da Nerve!!!

Mommy says she just stuck it's in 'da washing mashing on delicates and 'den air dry for a day on its own.

It's good to go and Anakin better back off Josie bed!!

now... Puddles will try to maybe tells you to wash it in beers... not true... don't listen... hee hees

'da Josie

Zona said...

I'm too big for the sock monkey bed and mom hasn't found one for Miss Phoenix. But she's constantly washing our beds in the washer and griping how much wash there is. I don't get it. It smells heavenly!!

Good luck... let us know how the monkey does...


Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
I don't have one of those beds but I can tell you my mom is crazy about washing everything... all the time!
Kisses and hugs

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Hee hee we agree Frankie....keep it smelling good like you!

Mango said...

For once I don't have sock monkey bed envy because my momma puts fresh sheets on my beds every week and I LOVE it! That big old monkey bed might need to go to the laundromat where they have giant front loaders. Doesn't his skin come off?