I hate having missed the Grrrrreatestest wedding of Blogville history.
Frankie gave me directions to Thunder Bay... butt WELL NOW I must admit that I'm not good with the direction thing. I was supposed to go to the end of the road and Turn to my RIGHT Paw butt I furgot and went toward my Left Paw and kinda got LOST.
I ended up BROKE in this place called New More Leans. It is WAAAAAY far away from where I was supposed to be, let me tell you that.
I was pretty darned worried until I met this nice poodle girrrl. I was whimpering so she said I could get a job where she worked. She said it would be really easy for me beclaws guy dawgs really love Dachshunds... for some strange reason.
Soooo my new furend... who had a Frenchy Fried name, that I can't even say, helped me get this grrrreat job DANCING. HECK SAKES, can you believe that you can get paid for just dancin?? Well, I did have to wear some fancy costumes and stuff butt it was grrrreat.
I'll just call my Poodle Furend Frenchy. Frenchy said I was supposed to make silly faces at the guys who watched me dance. They must have LOVED that, beclaws they would put green papers on my costume. AND... Listen to this. If you dance in the street you get really fun stuffs. ESPECIALLY IF YOU ROLL OVER. Just look at what those folks gave me.
That is about the furendliest Place in the world. Especially that Bourbon Street. Whoooooie!!
Once when my back itched I started Roachin and Rollin to make it stop. By the time I got up... There were tons of these BEAUTIFUL Gold and Emerald and Sapphire and Ruby and pearl necklaces all over the place. Lands Sake.. I couldn't EVEN drag them back to the apawtment that I shared with Frenchy.
Frenchy helped me to get my costumes just right. She had TONS of OLD ones that she just cut down and pasted together for me to wear.
You should have seen how some of the GUYS dressed though !! I never did see so many studded collars in all my born days. More about that some other day.
Frankie's mom says I look all hussied up in my costumes. I have always just loved to get hussied up to go shopping and to church and stuffs like that.
I have to go now... Frankie says his mom wants to .... have a nice long talk with me. Won't that be nice. Maybe she will have snacks and stuff fur us to enjoy while we have a visit.
LUV U All,
FANcy Francie... as they called me in New More Leans.