Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Potty... before you read this one

WARNING: YOU MUST Pee AND Poop before you read beyond this point. Or else I am Not gonna be responsible for the accidents you are gonna have.

This is REALLY FOR REAL HYSTERICAL.



OK... DID do a Pee and a POOP.. Right?

here goes...


My mom was busy and my dad was gonna run the mower around the garden where the weeds had grown up around the fence... I was having my afternoon THINK time, BTW. Well, dad came in the house and told mom that one of MY bunnies was out running around the garden.

It gets better Pups and Kitties and Ducks and Donkeys...

Mom said that she would go out and catch it and put it back in its nest so dad could mow... OK??? You with me so far???

Mom goes out and sees the baby... Picks it up.... carries it over to the nest and tells my dad... "Oh look. Its little Stripe." She pets Stripe and scratched its little neck. And it went to sleep in her hand. Soooooooo she stood in the 92 degree sun and kinda rocked little Stripe... THEN... are you ready???
87 FLEAS came off of Stripe and ONTO my MOM!!! BAWAAAAAAH haroooo Howwwwwl BaWaaaaah
Soooooo then my dad said he was finished mowing. And Mom was SWEATING AND CUSSING THE FLEAS. ok??? YOU STILL WITH ME ON THIS???
IT IS ABOUT TO GET EVEN FUNNIER !!!!!

MY FLEABAG mom says... I'm going to put Stripe back in the nest now so no more stomping around..... and my dad... says OK... butt you can't go in the house covered with FLEAS... beclaws Frankie will NOT want those on him. (Dad can be kinda smart some of the time!)... Sooooooo then mom Bends Down and starts to Uncover the Nest so she can Put STRIPE back in and...

There were already THREE (3) bunnies in the nest.. and one of them was... My Stripe. BaWAAAAAAHHHHHHH BAwaaaaah
Mom was covered in fleas... and it wasn't even one of MY bunnies.. HooWWlll. HaROOOOOO BaWaaaaah. I TOLD you this was gonna be Hilarious.
What a doofus my mom is!!! A Fleabag Doofus. I'm gonna make her take one of my magic No Fleas Pills before she goes to bed!!! BaWAAAAH


25 comments:

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

OMD, Frankie, are you sure this new stripe is really a bunny? Could it possibly be a baby skunk? Just kidding. We sure hope Mom didn't get bit by those evil fleas - you might have to give her a dose of flea control before bedtime tonight:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Kari in WeHo said...

hee hee hee! Did your dad hose your mom down before she was allowed in?

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sprinkles said...

So are there four bunnies now? I thought there was just four but then yesterday you found another one making three.

Years ago when I was just a kid, my family was in the process of moving so we were staying in a hotel. My brother complained that the bed made him all itchy. My mom asked him if there were fleas in the bed, just kidding him. The whole time we were there, we teased him about having fleas.

I hope your mom got a flea dip before she came back in the house so she didn't share them with you, Frankie!

Life with 5 dogs said...

We sure hope those nasty fleas didn't bite up your Mommy! We hope those bunnies don't get bite to much. We hate Fleas!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I wouldn't be too hard on her -

Otherwise, woo might have to go without food fur like 87 minutes -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Lola said...

Wow, that was a pretty good story, Frankie. But where did the other bunny come from? There are still like 87 unanswered questions surrounding this whole thing. Fleas are really horrible, aren't they? We keep getting them, then we get rid of them, then before it's time for the next treatments we get them back. I hate fleas.

lotsa licks, Lola

scotsmad said...

Hard to type this. We're still rolling around on the floor! A flea bag imposter bunny! Hope you dipped your Mom before she was allowed inside!

XXXOOO Daisy, kendra & Bella

There must be a daddy rabbit around with a striped head, ya think?

houndstooth said...

LMTO! Did you make her take a flea dip before she came in? Do they make Frontline for humans? I hope your mom got rid of all the fleas and that you didn't get any!

Bunny

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Frankie!! 'dat Bunny?? Um... Hmmm..
not a skunkug??

Maybe try trowing toe-ma-toes at hers...

We go get 'dat book we's had earlier...

Our Daddy has 'da fleas.. we go ask hims what to do... BA HA HA HA HA HA!! He be MAD...

we's check back.. maybe gives yous Mommy an advantix??
hee hee

Hugs!!
IzZY, Josie and Anakin Man

the booker man said...

teeheehee! oh, mr. frankie, that was totally hilarious! did your mama get a flea dip?? ;)
*woof*
the booker man

Minna Krebs said...

BOL!
I am just imagining what YOUR bunnies said when your mom comes to drop off another one in da nest!

They must have been thinking "who da heck is THIS? And why is dat woman dropping him in our house?" BOL!!

How many bunnie seed did you plant in your garden, anyways, Frankie??

MinnaK

Beaglebratz & mom too said...

Yep - better not say tu much 'bout mom makin'a goofy move - after all, she DUZ control the food an'treatz.

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Khyra the Ever Wise is correct - as long as Mom controls the foodables, I wouldn't harass her too much. Besides, I bet she's a wee bit grouchy about the fleas (I know my Mom would be cursing something fierce, and be cranky on top of it all). Tell her next time to put on her flea collar before she goes hunting bunny wabbits...

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Mutant Alien Pod Puppy

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Whahahahaha, um, I mean... Ooooooo. You gots any of that Frontliner stuff? You squeeze it atween your mom's shoulder blades to make the fleas ded, k? But don't get any in your mouf while you squeezing or you be looking like you has the rabies.

Wyatt said...

How does your mom feel about flea collars? Maybe she could start a new fall fashion trend!

Stanzie

Erin and Co. said...

bwahahahahahahahhahaha heeheeheeeeheeheheeh hoho hohohohohohohohoho arrooooof .

Wow. Dat was super funny. hee heeee

~Texas

Jazzi said...

OH Frankie, that was too funny. We cracked up when we read your fleabag Mom!! BOL Yah...I would say she NEEDS a flea bath for sure. Better keep a better eye in her frankie!!

wags
jazzi

George the Lad said...

BOL, hope dad hosed her down before letting her back in the house!! its making me itchy thinking about it!!
See Yea George xxx

Mango said...

Ha! That was great! Revenge of the bunnies! See? I knew they couldn't be trusted. I hope that dad hosed mom off before she came into the house. Gosh, maybe ran in for the movie camera, NOT!

I hate to tell you, but master accidentally mowed a baby bunny once. Don't worry, the bunny never felt a thing, but it was nasty. If they are all hopping around the yard, it should be time to move out. Sheesh! Little boomerang bunnies.

Slobbers,
Mango

mayziegal said...

BWAHAHAHAHA! Ohmidogness, Frankie! That is just about the most hysterical thing I ever heard! Did you gets out the flea powder and flea spray and gives her a flea B.A.T.H.? I hopes so! I hope you gave her TWO, just to be on the safe side.

Um, so did she leave it in that nest? What's Momma Bunny gonna think when she comes back and finds an extra kid? She'll be all, "WHOA! I gotta lay off the carrot juice!" BOL!

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

Dougie Declan said...

BOLBOLBOLBOL! ROTFB! LMTO!!!

What a silly mommy!!!

Tiny-Tongue Lickies,
Dougie

Draco and his Mom said...

OMD that was a FUNNY story. My mom would of had a cow if fleas jumped all over her. I hope your bunnies are doing ok.
Wags,
Draco

road-dog-tales said...

Ha ha! We thought you were gonna say it was a skunk, too! Now that woulda been funny - if your mom thought a skunk was a bunny and it had skunked her! Some of us have been skunked and it STINKS! But, we're sure your mom is smarter than that! But, fleas are almost as bad as skunk stink, maybe worse! Did you give your mom a flea dip? Maybe she should sleep outside for a couple days?
The Road dogs

Ruby and Penny said...

Oh poor MomL. She was just trying to help the baby and got flearidden for her troubles.
Hope you didn't catch any, because you won't be able to get within 87 feet of us if you do.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny

Persephone and Buster said...

my humomm sez.. eeeeeeuuuuuuu!!!and now she's started skritching ..poor momm. she doesn't react well when there are fleas as the subject..
theBUSTER, Ms.Blue, Ms.Persephone & Ms. grrrrracie