Monday, July 19, 2010

How to get the job done

This picture is for those of you  HOT DAWGS who are suffering from   CABINET FEVER.
NOW let us get down to the ImPawtant stuffs for today.    I'm gonna show you how to get GREEN BEANS IN A POT....
STEP #1.   Get your mom out of bed at 7:30.   Tell her she can only have 1/2 cup of coffee.
Go outside and check on your morning PeeMail while she Pharrrrrts around with the coffee.
STEP #2       BANG  ON THE DOOR TO GET HER TAIL IN GEAR.
STEP #3   Get her garden shoes and buckets and lead her to the garden.
STEP #4   SNOOPERVISE while she gets the beans, tomatoes, onion, and corn all picked.  Be sure she huskes the corn while still in the garden. (This step takes about an hour.  Butt you can eat some beans and nose about while SHE has her butt in the air pickin' da beans.)
STEP #5  Make her Wash the corn and cut it off the cobs.   ALL 6 of them, too!!   Then have her peel and dice the onion.STEP # 6     very impawtant... MAKE HER WASH THE BEANS    THREE TIMES...   onna counta the birds and stuffs.   Oh yeah, don't furget to make her wash the tomatoes...   fur the same reason.    You will need to save some Onion for supper.
STEP #7   ADD THE HAM to the pot. STEP #8   PUT the BEANS IN and add a little water and some salt and some pepper.STEP #9....   PUT ON THE LID.   Turn on the stove.     SET THE TIMER.    AND....  take  A NAP.
NOW that's how it's done son.
SERVING SUGGESTION:   Prepare a Side Dish of   Cottage   CHEESE  with some onion and tomato on top.                I wouldn't trade a HOT summer day for all the freezing snowy days ever.   You can NOT get fresh veggies from a garden that is under 87 inches of snow.    hehehe

30 comments:

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Mom and I will be dreaming of nom noms all night now!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Mack said...

OMD - that looks delicious!
Can I come over for a taste???

Wyatt said...

Yumm-o Frankie- You have corn and tomatoes already. When's lunch??

Wyatt

DoDo and MoMo said...

Looks yummy! ^^

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Oh my dog, when do we eat!!!!
Just tell us and we'll be right over. Our mouths are drolling.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Oh Frankie, you know how we love that snow and we are dreaming about it now. But those veggies sure do look good. Mom says she just might have to drive to Frankie's world and pop in for dinner.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

3 doxies said...

Why ya'll be gettin up so late? Half da freakin day is gone by 7:30 am. Try getting up at 4:00am.
I am sorry, I was laughing too hard reading you instructions...hehehe...woooo, dude, you gots your pawrents in da paw of your foot. I took very good notes, thank you.
Now here is your new PSA...I be leaving todays so whatever you do, don't furgets me.

Puddles

mayziegal said...

Whew! That sounds like a lotta work, Frankie. I'm just glad you have your mom around to do it so you don't have to. Butt - I know that snoopervising is hard work, too, and you are Most Excellent at it!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

houndstooth said...

BOL! Are you mocking our cabinet fever, Frankie?

I tell you what, Mom is drooling all over the keyboard again! I think you'd better send me a bib for her if you're going to keep showing us all this delicious stuff from your garden!

Bunny

P.S. Phhharts around the kitchen! LMTO! You're hilarious!

Maggie Mae said...

Gotta go, my mom is drooling all over the laptop while staring at those yummy fresh veggies from your garden so I has to stop hers before she ruins it!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Mr. Pip said...

Frankie - you are quite ambitious! I am a little groggy in the morning and don't think I could snoopervise such a project! Also, my mom says she couldn't even open the back door on a half a cup of coffee.

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: Who is planning your bachelor party? I see Puddles is hosting one for the girls.

Ruby and Penny said...

Morning Frankie
That looks so yummy. Will you & momL make this for us when we are your wives. Hope so.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - how long do you cook it for.

Those Elgin Pugs said...

If say you get a rap tap tap at yous back doors wit oh say tree hungry little Puggies wits little bowls in 'dere hands would you put some of 'dat Nommy foods in 'dere for 'dem!!!

oOh 'dat looks good!!!

xoxoxo,
Josie, Izzy, and Anakin Man

Remington said...

YUMMY!

Sami Boy said...

You are such a helper! that looks like such a healthy and delicious meal! Thanks for sharing!
Hugs,
Sami Boy

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Oh, so that is why you make your mom put all those greenbeens in jars so you has them in the winter times when you has eighty seben inches of snow. I git it now!

Tessa the Maltese said...

Hey Frankie is this the dish that will be served at the Wedding? If it is we will definitely ALL be there. As a matter of fact if you need help tasting I am available!!!

Woo woos, Tessa

Zona said...

That looks delicious! What time should I be over?

Wags,
Zona

sprinkles said...

Oh that looks yummy! Good thing you were there to snoopervise your mom and make sure she did everything correctly!

Asta said...

Fwankie
You awe obviously a vewy expewienced gawdenew and that wecipe sounds scumptious. nothing like fwesh veggies stwaight fwom the gwound fow flavow..we hate summew, cause we can't gwow stuff whewe we awe and just sit awound sweating, heheh
I'm suwe youw bwides will love that you awe so helpful in the kitchen on top of being soooo good looking
smoochie kisses
aSTa

Rufus and Indie said...

The nap part was my favourite!
^^

Roscoe said...

I told my mommy all about yur steps! She says yu is a vewy smart young man! I is hoping she will huwwy and do dis as I rewwy want to eat da beans!!!!

giant wet kisses,
Roscoe

Lorenza said...

Frankie!
That looks delicious!
I don't have a veggie garden so I will tell my grandma to go to the supermarket to buy them!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Frankie that dish is making our mouths water. Cottage cheese on the side. YUmmmmE. Cabinet fever...BOL
Benny & Lily

little princess Luna~ said...

that looks most delish fwanky--thanks for sharing~!!!! :D

xo,
luna

Ina in Alaska said...

That food looks SO GOOD!!! We agree completely! We prefer warm sun to snow any day... and we live in ALASKA!!!!

Agnes B Bullock said...

Thai wants to know if there are any for him!

the booker man said...

NOM NOM NOM!!!

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Wow does all that fresh produce look yummers. The onion looks like it is made of glass!
Smooches,
BabyRD and Hootie

Kari in WeHo said...

mmmmm thats so yummy sounding!

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