NOW let us get down to the ImPawtant stuffs for today. I'm gonna show you how to get GREEN BEANS IN A POT....
STEP #1. Get your mom out of bed at 7:30. Tell her she can only have 1/2 cup of coffee.
Go outside and check on your morning PeeMail while she Pharrrrrts around with the coffee.
STEP #2 BANG ON THE DOOR TO GET HER TAIL IN GEAR.
STEP #3 Get her garden shoes and buckets and lead her to the garden.
STEP #4 SNOOPERVISE while she gets the beans, tomatoes, onion, and corn all picked. Be sure she huskes the corn while still in the garden. (This step takes about an hour. Butt you can eat some beans and nose about while SHE has her butt in the air pickin' da beans.)
STEP #5 Make her Wash the corn and cut it off the cobs. ALL 6 of them, too!! Then have her peel and dice the onion.STEP # 6 very impawtant... MAKE HER WASH THE BEANS THREE TIMES... onna counta the birds and stuffs. Oh yeah, don't furget to make her wash the tomatoes... fur the same reason. You will need to save some Onion for supper.
STEP #7 ADD THE HAM to the pot. STEP #8 PUT the BEANS IN and add a little water and some salt and some pepper.STEP #9.... PUT ON THE LID. Turn on the stove. SET THE TIMER. AND.... take A NAP.
NOW that's how it's done son.SERVING SUGGESTION: Prepare a Side Dish of Cottage CHEESE with some onion and tomato on top. I wouldn't trade a HOT summer day for all the freezing snowy days ever. You can NOT get fresh veggies from a garden that is under 87 inches of snow. hehehe