Sunday, July 4, 2010

Cussin Sarge's NameGame Story

Okay folks, hold onto your flags.... Sarge is now going to bark out his NameGame story.

Hey everydoggie! This is Frankie Furter's cousin Sarge. I have been assigned to report my name story. I take all assignments very seriously, like any good K9 cop dog would. After reporting my adoption story, I have been just waiting for my next assignment. My Dad's now a retired cop, but I'm still waiting for my chance to protect and serve. Here's my name report.

I was adopted right after my Mom's beloved Golden crossed the bridge. My handlers were both really sad about that, so they were, of course, thrilled to bring me home. They both wanted something to lift their spirits and I was just the ticket. My Dad had just recently been promoted to Sergeant in his Sheriff's office and they were both really proud of that. They named me Sergeant and said it was like the two leggers naming a son ___ Jr. I don't really get all of that, but I can report that my name is really important to me because I hope to soon be a real police K9 and I know I can make my stripes just like Dad did! In the meantime, my real name is spelled Sergeant, but everyone, even my Vet's office spells it Sargent, so we all just gave up fighting it and now I am spelled that way most of the time. I don't mind. Usually, I get called Sarge or Little Sarge anyway, so that's okay with me. I have lots of nicknames too besides Little Sarge. Mom calls me Scooter Crunch (some kind of favorite ice cream thingy) or Squeak Deak (don't understand that one at all, but it makes her giggle). My mamaw likes to call me Schnicklefritz (don't understand that one either, but it makes her giggle too). Sometimes after I sneak and lick my Dad's pillow until it's soggy, he calls me S**thead. I'm not supposed to use that language, but you get the idea. I just wag, because I know I have done a great thing for him even if he doesn't appreciate it. Sometimes I answer to these things and sometimes I don't. I figure it's my name so it's my choice (ahem). If I'm busy on patrol of my perimeter, I may not come to any name. Well, anyhow. That's the deal. Sergeant, Sarge, Little Sarge, Hey You...it's all okay for me. I'm just glad I can remind Dad of his work and at the same time I can be looking for that next assignment/patrol and hoping for the stripes so I can live up to my name.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge

42 comments:

houndstooth said...

What a cool story! We didn't realize the famous Sarge was a police dog in training. You should have added a picture of yourself!

Bunny (asking for the picture for Morgan, of course)

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

That's furry khool of Frankie to let woo paw your story too!

Thanks fur sharing!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

scotsmad said...

Go Sarge, we're sure you'll live up to that GREAT name and tradition.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Molly-Pops said...

Wowsers I sure hope you get your stripes I have no doubt that you will.

Luvs
Molly

Mango said...

Funny how no matter what you call your pup, eventually it just means him (or her). Yuh, I totally picture you when I hear Sarge.

Slobbers,
Mango

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Don't you worry ... you will always be Sergeant to your pawparents. I can totally relate to you name spelling n calling ... but it's kind a cute having nicknames. You will definitely make your pawparents especially your dad proud. I wish Frankie post a photo of you ... Thanks for sharing. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Ruby and Penny said...

Sergeant is a great name for a soon to be police dog.
Happy Independence Day Sarge & Family
Love Ruby & Penny, your soon to be cousins-in-law

AFSS said...

Well we thinks your name is very interesting. We will tell about our names this afternoon. ~Fenris

Scout 'n Freyja said...

Sarge, we just know that with the right training and encouragement you are going to earn your stripes and make your momma and dadda furry proud!

mayziegal said...

Hi Sergeant! I liked learning all about your name and don't worry - my name gets spelled wrong ALL the time! I like how you're a law and order kinda guy - just like my Brudder Ranger, who was named after lawmen, too!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Jazzi said...

Cool name story Sarge,
Good thing you were there to make mom and dad happy again. Keep up the good work of living up to your name

Have happy 4th
wags
jazzi

Zona said...

I can't wait to hear more about how/when you earn your stripes, Sarge! What a great name story!

Wags,
Zona

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

How kind of Frankie to give you some blogtime, Sarge. Great story to your name too, and we hope you get your stripes. Wish we could have seen a pic too - then we would be able to dream about how you will look with stripes:)

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Samantha said...

Great story, Sarge!!! I salute Frankie for letting you tell your story! But woof to Frankie for having this great idea - the name game is GRRRRReat!!!
Huggers xoxoxo
Sammie

road-dog-tales said...

What a perfect name for a soon-to-be police dog. Aspen and Gracie would like to see Sarge's pic, too!
The Road Dogs

Wyatt said...

Thanks cussin Sarge for that really great story. Good luck on earning your sargent stripes!

Wyatt

Bruce said...

Great story & the name game is a great idea...Norwood let me in on it so I just posted my story too! Happy 4th of July!

BRUTUS said...

Hey Sarge! Good to know a little about yoU! Wouldn't Farnkie let you post a picture BOL?

Snorts-
Brutus & Carmen (the Frenchies)

3 doxies said...

Now Sarge, I think dat be a very masculine manly sorta name. Nows bout dis popo training, ummmm, you knows just between us, you gots any idea bout dis super duper secret thingy Frankie is suppose to announce on July 6? You can tell me, trust me I won't tells a soul...hahahaha, okays, I couldn't keep a straight face on dat one...hehehe.
Puddles
PEES: while I'm at it, you thinks you could conjure up a stake out at my neighbor's house?

Maggie Mae said...

Sarge is a great name for a soon to be police dog!

Happy July 4th!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Lola said...

I have a horsie brother named Sergeant Pepper and everyone calls him Sarge, too. I don't think he's going into law enforcement, though. He's kind of on the other end of the career timeline, I believe.

wags, Lola

Beaglebratz & mom too said...

Beaglebratz here - We likez Cousin Sarge's ctory an'Frankie's story tu - u both haz got good namez fer u. We gotz r storiez on r blog tu.

little princess Luna~ said...

sarge during the day, scooter crunch during the night--that is most adorables~!! :D

xo,
luna

ps. my name game story is all done now. :)

Dory and the Mama said...

Another wonderful name story..Thanks for sharing it with us Sarge!!

Smileys & Snuggles!
Dory, Bilbo and Jacob

Dennis the Vizsla said...

And here I thought Tucker was the only one who would lick linens, pillows, mattresses, etc., until they are all soggy! Glad to know we're not alone, Sarge!

Piappies World said...

Thanks for your name story, Sarge! We are excited for you to be a real K9 pup!

We are certain that your entire family is really proud of you! Weeeee

Happy 4th!

-Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai, Wai-Max & the Piappies

the booker man said...

hiyas, sarge!!
it sure was nice of mr. frankie to let you guest blog about your name! anywho, it was super cool to hear your name story, especially since you are studying to be a police doggie! how cool! your name is just perfect like!
*woof*
the booker man

1000 Goldens said...

That is awesome that you are like a Jr. of your Dad, a very nice compliment Sarge. We also love all your Mom's nicknames for you. That should be our next name game. You wouldn't believe the silly names my humans call me...so embarrassing!

Lorenza said...

Thanks for sharing the story of your name, Sarge!
Happy Independence Day!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Sandra said...

Hi Sarge! So nice to meet you finally. Love your name story. We are sure you will live up to your name and earn those stripes!

flash alven and dottie

Oskar said...

Really cool, Sarge! Thanks for sharing your story!

dewdana said...

Sarge! That is a perfect name for you! Since your ears stand up I think you look like a dog in charge so that total fits. 'Moose' (although it is an awesome name) does not fit you as well. That is more for a goofball like my Moose!
Thanks for sharing Sarge!

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

We are loving the name game!!! How fun!!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Hello's Sarge!!!

We's new friends of Frankies!!

How cool he gaves yous Homeworks!! SNORTS!!

We's enjoyed yous story and Frankies game!!

Pee-S...
Yous shoulds go's overs to Puddles neighbors house and gets 'dose couch peoples! 'day gots funny tings in 'dere garbage bags!! (hee hee)

Wishing yous alls HAPPY 4th's of Julys!!!!

Loves,
Izzy, Josie and Anakin Man

Autumn the maltese said...

Thanks for sharing such a great story =] I've had fun reading all your stories


Love,
Autumn&Jasmine

The Thundering Herd said...

Woo -we talk about a dog named Sarge in our post today, so it is a most honorable name.

Sam said...

That is a great story, Sarge!

Sam

K9friend said...

Hi Frankie! We've signed on as followers and hope you can pop over to visit. We were out of town over the weekend, so we'll do a belated Name Game. Hope that's ok!

Pat
www.critteralley.blogspot.com

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

frankie, I have really enjoyed reading about every ones names, so i wanted to thank you for running the game.

Stumpy didn't participate because she has to post Alf's update on Saturday and we like to keave it on top for a couple days in case someone sees it and wants to adopt him for ther own.

PS
cool story, Sarg, Sir.

Thanks, again!

Rambo said...

Sarge
I loved your name game story. Your name is just perfect for you!!
oxox
Rambo

twinkietinydog said...

Aha! And Sergeant was his job-o! La lala After reading this, I feel that the animal blogdom is protected and served ;)
Twinkie

Kari in WeHo said...

what a wonderful naming story