Thursday, May 13, 2010

Home with my stuffs

This is my furend Arionna. She is going to get a baby sister pretty soon. She was trying to get me to play with my rope tug toy. These are MY lilacs. Lori's lilacs are just now starting to open up. That is beclaws she lives in the north part of PA and her house is up on a mountain.
This is my RedNeck Bucket light. My dad made it for the short hairs, butt now that they are over the bridge... it is all mine. It comes on when it gets dark and goes off after about 87 hours. It is over my RAMP so that I can see to get up and down it at night. Spiffy thingy. Butt very much REDneck!!! My dad LOVES that stuff, you know.


I didn't think I was ever going to get home from Pennsylvania. I like to call it the State of Confusion and the State of disgrace. That is beclaws SARGE lives there. He is always confused and Usually in disgrace. I just don't know WHAT about Sarge. I don't think that dawg is EVER going to grow up.
He calls my dad... Pantslegs. That is beclaws every chance he gets he pulls on my dad's jeans. SEEEE????? I just don't know WHAT about Sarge.

So I finally get home and the furst thing I had to do was chase a RABBIT out of my yard... even before I could check my Peemail.. Then... I had to chase the neighbor dawg... that is a Beagle who doesn't even know his name. THEN>>> it started to RAIN and STORM and it did that for EVER and EVER and EVER!!! One big thunder thingy even shook my house and caused me to have to go to the bedroom that is DOWNSTAIRS... and get UNDER the bed.
Even with all of the rain and storms... I am very much glad to be back in my OWN home with My Own Stuffs and furends.
The worst part of the trip was that... when I stopped at all of my roadside potty places... there was hardly any pee mail and (GASP) not ONE single JOKE. I get some of my bestest material in those rest stop places. The trees and trash containers are USUALLY covered with peemail and GRRRREAT jokes. I think the rain washed them all off this time. Sorry I didn't get anything new to share with you. PeeS.... That Puddles is up to her tricks again. hehehe You've gotta watch that girl... she is soooooo ornery, butt we love her that way. Like when she calls me Frankie Flirter... I just hope she doesn't change it to something that sounds like this: Pharrrrt.

21 comments:

BRUTUS said...

Good to see you again Frankie! We'd been wondering where you were. We agree about PA being the State of Disgrace BOL! Hope no one messed with your stuffs while you were gone!

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

mayziegal said...

Yippee, Frankie, you're home! Oh, that Sarge sounds like quite a pawful so I bets your happy to be away from him for awhiles. And I luvs your Redneck light. Teehee! SO funny! And useful at the same time. Sorry about the jokes. Okay, um, here's one: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

dewdana said...

Glad you are home again! That bucket thing is not really red-neck, it is green! See your dad has re-purposed something rather than buying new stuff and that is a good thing... even if some mistake it for red neck! ;-) Nothin' wrong with that!
Frankie Farter? Why didn't I think of that he he he! Of course that is a terrible name for such a distinguished lil' fella!

Remington said...

WOW you are busy! AND you have two girlfriends....I don't know how you do it, Dude....

Stella, Gunther and Betty said...

Where have you been Frankie? Did you run off and get married to your gals?

Kisses,
Stella, Gunther and Betty

3 doxies said...

We is from SC and know all about rednecks...personally, I thinks your dad and my mum would make good friends. My mum had a tag on her that said"American by birth...Southern by the Grace of God" and my dad took it off my mums car. He said it was too redneck...hehehe!
I am so very glad you is home now even though you did haves a miserable time with that weird Sarge.
Puddles
pees: Don't think I didn't think about Farter.

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

you've been busy!

Petsitgal said...

I don't know what I liked better about your post: the redneck lamp, the lilacs, the little girl friend, the remarks about PA and the lack of peemail along the highway...well, I'll just say that I like the entire blog post and that settles it! So glad you are back home, away from Sarge, and back at the computer where you belong!

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! You sure have lots of good FUN plans. Can't wait to hear more ... Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Glad they pawmitted woo out of Pawsylvania!

I did find a few of your furs in the yard the other day!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

kissa-bull said...

oh frankie furter love of the pibble pack we missed you so
we get the scawy shivers when a thunderstorm comes here too. we are still traumatized wiff the hurricane ike thingy.tooting always makes ush feel better . jus sayin'
pibble sugars to you dearest furryend

the pittie pack

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Welcome home,Frankie, we missed you for more than 87 days and nights. We had lots of those thunder boomers here for the past few days and last night there were really bad - lots of tree and roof damage around. Luckily we are all OK.

Too bad you didn't get any peemail or jokes at those places, but we bet you left some for those who come after you.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

houndstooth said...

We've missed you Frankie Farter! I do love a good joke, I'm just sorry the joke was on you this time and you had to put up with Sarge for 87 lifetimes!

Bunny

Frankie Furter said...

Hey everybuddy, it is OK to call me Frankie Flirter (Puddles calls me that ALL the time) or even Frankie Farter. I know I can be a bit of a stink butt at times. PLUS... I have a grrrreat sense of humor. hehehe

Sunny,Scooter(sometimes Jamie) said...

Glad to see you Frankie! Hope you have found all your stuffs by now.
Hugs
Sunny&Scooter

Dory and the Mama said...

Welcome Home Frankie!! We are sorry all your potty stop jokes were washed away in the rain....so very sad!!

Smileys!
Dory

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
Sure is great you are back at home!
I hope you found everything in order in your house and yard!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Jazzi said...

Hey Frankie
Nice posts. I am glad that you are home again. I was wondering where you went. We have been having rain and that noisy stuff too, so completely understand the hiding stuff!!
Ge...you get home and have to chase a bunny and dog already?? Tough job but somebody has to do it huh??

wags
Jazzi

the booker man said...

welcome home, mr. frankie!!
you totally crack me up...it's good to have you back! i'm also glad you survived your visit with crazy sarge doggie.
miss puddles is right. we live in south carolina and can spot red neckishness 50 gazillion miles away. i say that bucket light isn't red neck at all. it's totally practical like!
*woof*
the booker man

Life With Dogs said...

Welcome back little one! Not a single joke for us? You need a couple of writers! :)

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello frankie its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum bak!!! hmm maybe nekst time yoo shud go to the catskills i heer they tel gud jokes their!!! ok bye