Sunday, May 16, 2010

Don't worry Ruby and Penny

This is ME Frankie Furter in my brand new PIRATE cap. I had Mona's Aunt make it for me. I'm wearing my....Bitch Biter shirt. You know that two legger guys all wear Wife Beater shirts.... well, this is a Dachshund Version. Butt, you know that I would never bite Ruby or Penny. It is, however, OK for US to say Bitch beclaws that means girrrl dawg or WO-dawg. My bitch biter shirt says.... Happy Tails..... Yacht Club.
Now, I don't know if a pontoon boat is a yacht or nacht. Butt I still like my shirt. It is for dress up days at my lake. Days when we have company and stuffs like that. I can wear my Pirate hat anytime though. This hat is a little hard to see. It is all Red White and Blue and it has ANCHORS on it beclaws I am the Cap'n and mom and dad are my crew. It also has SOLID GOLD BRAID AROUND THE BILL!!! Isn't that the spiffiest thingy ever???? That Aunt Judy is just GRRRRRREAT at making the bestest ever hats.

There is a Sail Boat on my Bitch Biter Shirt. I don't know if a sail boat is a yacht or nacht either. In this picture you can see that my Solid Gold Braided Anchor Cap has STARS all over it too.
Spiffy as snake spit, I'm tellin' you.
This is my bear. It was the last thingy that Baron (one of the 3 short hairs) gave to mom before he crossed the bridge. That day was 5 days before my gotcha day. Butt the bear belongs to me now. I showed it to you when the tulips were blooming. They crossed over too. Now I made Mom plant...... Snapdragons.... I put this picture in beclaws those certain somebuddies want to show them to their mom. That is N O T me on that dachshund flag, butt I like it anyway.
AND...... TA DA TA DA...... This is my Redneck bucket light... AT NIGHT. For some reason the bugs don't seem to like it much at all. My mom thinks that is Value Added. hehehe
My dad doesn't give a .... ummmmm cat crap. He just likes it beclaws it is the SAME bulb that has burned every night for 5 years. hehehe

It really makes a lot of light. I can see to .... well, you know...


3 doxies said...

Ooooh Captin Frankie, yous ure do know hows to make our day. I thinks mum just woke da hood up with her snort laughing. You have da sa-weetest little garden with SNAPDRAGONS and 2 flags. I am so very much greenvious. Howevers did you come up with da term Bitch Biter? You would do just fine in our neck of da woods. Well, we really don't live in da woods but you know what I mean.
Oh, and befores I furget, thank you fur not wearing a dress yesterday during da game...hehehe!
pees: Petsitgal says we need to take our comedy act on da road.

Lola said...

That is some spiffy get up. You are so ready for summer fun on the water, whether it's boarding other ships and taking their treasure or just a nice sail. Avast, Frankie

Aaargh, Lola

Remington said...

You look great Frankie! Have a fun day! Are you really a pirate?

Anonymous said... made my mom laugh a LOT with the bitch biter shirt thing! I thinks you look very spiffy and Cap'n Ripley is very much jealous of your pirate hat.

That sure is a long time for that light to be on without it burning out. I wonder if the bugs think your redneck light is a little TOO redneck even for them?

Wiggles & Wags,

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Frankie you in that pirate hat is to much. Mom said something about doing pee pee in her pants from laughing.
Have fun, cool wife beater shirt
Benny & Lily

Jazzi said...

Those are some mighty Spiffy caps that you have there!! You certainly do look like the Captain of your ship. AS for the light...very cool!!


Stella, Gunther and Betty said...

You're too funny Frankie! We likes your new duds.

Stella, Gunther and Betty

Sunny,Scooter(sometimes Jamie) said...

Ahoy Matey!!! we love your hat and your shirt! Looking quite spiffy.
We like the "redneck" light. I'm sure it would be considered "green" so makes y'all very pc! ;)

houndstooth said...

Frankie, you look most dashing in that hat and shirt! I'm sure Penny and Ruby are swooning!


♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Good Day to ye, Captain Frankie. You look ready to sail in all your caps and shirts. Hope you don't have the same crappy weather we have here.

Tulips don't last long at all, and then you have to wait so long for the leaves to die so you can cut them. Mom doesn't have much luck with tulips anyway.

We just came from Lorenza's and we too are very happy you didn't wear a dress for your Indians:)

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
I know you would not be able to bite Ruby and Penny!
But sure your t-shirt is funny!
Happy Sunday!
Kisses and hugs

The Two Country Poodles said...

You look furry nice in your shirt and cap.

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Anonymous said...

That is a REALLY smart dress, cap included. Your Aunt Judy is so very talented and creative.
Johnny Depp would be proud of your convincing!
wags, Buddy n Ginger

Dennis the Vizsla said...

harrrr frankie its dennis the vizsla dog hay ar yoo a rice pirate like me??? harrrrrr!!! ok bye

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Frankie
We really like your T'shirt & we know you would never bite to hurt us, only love bites, right. We like those.
We might bite you if you show up wearing that T'shirt & your butt crack hanging out on our next date.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Me wonders if Ruby and Penny would make woo walk the plank!



Dog Foster Mom said...

Those are some great hats Frankie - everyone at the marina must be very impressed! I especially like your pirate hat. I wonder if I can find something like that for Remi.

Dory and the Mama said...

Awesome Pirate hat Frankie!!!!

Smileys and Snuggles!
Dory and Jacob (and Bilbo too!)

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Ruby and Penny "crack" us up.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

the booker man said...

BOL at miss ruby and miss penny and the OP pack!!
captain frankie, i totally dig your pirate hat, by the way! YARRRR!
the booker man

Anonymous said...

Silly me, I read your next post wrong. This was the post before the 550th one. I see now. So are you working the 50 a day idea yet? BOL
BTW I loved the comment from your girrrls and I bet you did too. They meant "love bites" ;)