Tuesday, April 20, 2010

I've gotta BROWN NOSE!!!

I'm SICK OV IT. Just sick ov it, I tell you. For two nights now, all I have heard is: We've gotta cover the GRAPES. It's gonna Frost and kill 'em. Well, who cares... Not me, Frankie Furter, beclaws... even though I like those purple thingys... and the brown raisin thingys too, I'm not ALLOWED to have them. Soooo Who CARES if they all FREEZE. Which we think they actually did, last night, even with all the covers over them. I don't care about Grapes. BAH. I AM allowed to have BLUEBERRIES though so about 87 weeks ago, I made my mom order me some Blueberry bushes. And... I made dad help me Plant them Yesterday.
Yes, that's the way. Poke em in the holes. I'm keeping an Eye or two on you. See how nice and tall they are already???

Here I am measuring the hole and pushing dirt up against the bush. I can do this one by myself Dad.....


Let me dig this a little wider... right here. Did mom remember to put the poopalizer stuff in furst???



I have a BROWN NOSE. You gotta have one of those or else all the plants and stuff will die. Not good. I gotta see to it that they get watered (not peed on). I can't wait until tomorrow when I can pick some berries. YUMMMMMY.





26 comments:

3 doxies said...

You is such a good little farmer boy Frankie. It is most fun to sees you out in da yard cultivating.
My brudder Albert used to have a thing for dried grapes. Yuck! Anyway, Dr. Vet said he coulds have them in moderation. Buts da mum just quit giving them to him. Why woulds you want that nasty stuff anyways?
Oh yea, congrats on you being a GABE weiner.
Puddles

MONA AND MOMMY TOO!! said...

Oh Frankie!! You are such a good helper. It's not fair we can't have grapes. Mommy loves them and she freezes them and loves the crunch when she eats them. Once she dropped one and I grabbed it. She moved fater than I've I'd ever seen getting it away from me...hee hee...it was funny.

Hurry on over to the DROH's site to see the broadcast with Tiger.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

The OP Pack said...

Hmmmmm, Ciara often has a brown nose - doesn't that mean that we should have a good garden crop? Why does Mom keep saying we won't have any plants in the back yard with Ciara around? Hope your grapes are OK, Frankie. It's been pretty chilly here at night too, but it's great sleeping weather.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

houndstooth said...

Frankie, I had no idea you were such a talented gardener! Do you think you could send me about 87 blueberries?

Bunny

Three Dogs Long said...

Yum!!! We loves blueberries! We had great plans to help our Dad in the veggie garden - but those dastardly liquid nitrogen drops that fall from the sky, kept us indoors & safely hid under covers!

Maybe this weekend, we can get out and paw in the dirt!

((Hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Ruby and Penny said...

Morning Frankie
Blueberries. We love them too.
Can't wait to see them growing.
You look adorable sporting a brown nose.
Love Ruby & Penny

The Two Country Poodles said...

You are a great little garden helper.


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo & Uncle Puppy by Proxy

Mack and Mia said...

Frankie, you are such a good gardener, It takes a lot of skill and patience! My momma says I am only good at digging holes and peeing on things...soooooo...we don't have a garden....yet....

Wags and woofs,
Mack and Mia

Mango said...

We have blueberry bushes too but Master moved them behind fences because he says I overwatered them. OOps.

Hey! Thanks for the nice card. Most happy making. You know, I sleep until noon every day. Ha!

Slobbers,
Mango

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello frankie its dennis the vizsla dog hay yeah digging is fun!!! oh and abowt a meem a meem is just an ideea or sumthing wot gets passd arownd frum blog to blog ware evrywun follows the saym roolz and duz wot the meem sez it is sort of like a virus only nicer!!! wel eksept for the meems in the faymus dokyoomentry buk snow crash but stil the wuns we do ar nice!!! ok bye

the booker man said...

oh, mr. frankie, you and my big sis asa need to get together. i'm sure the two of you would go gaga talkin' about soil ph and watering cycles and all natural herbicides!
*woof*
the booker man

Remington said...

You are quite the gardener Frankie! Do you have a green thumb too?

Dog Foster Mom said...

Sorry bout your grapes, but its good your mom doesn't let you eat any since they are poisonous! I didn't know that until recently. I'm glad you get to eat blueberries though.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'll help with the bluezzleberries; Mom will help with the AGJ ingredients!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Glad woo enjoyed my khomment! It was a furry memorable post!

Ginger Jasper said...

You are a great helper to your dad.. I think though little one that it may take a little longer to get your blue berries.. Hugs GJ x

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Frankie,
Pawcrastination will get those peoples no where.
Benny & Lily

kissa-bull said...

why frankie furter the blueberries plant ish going to be taller than you
we think that your going to need help eating all those berries so we thinks we should come to helps you out how about it??
and yes. . . you did read right HOPEFULLY by friday the 30th we shall have the keys to a brand new house that we can live in furrever and its outside the city limits which mommish says means no one will mess wiff ush cause of how we look(sweet?!?!) and how many of us their ish.so . . . . we are furry much full of the happiness cause we also get a big huge yard to play in whooooopeeeeee!!!
we'll give more details when everyfurry thing ish more concrete mommish is paranoid about jinxing such good news

pibble wiggles
the pittie pack

pee.s
we are getting your fun pressie together and it should be on the way soon

Sandra said...

Frankie, you are a dog of many hidden talents. Our Mom does not have a brown nose at all. Hers is more like peachy which is probably why all her plants are always dying. She can use some tips from you.

RILEY AND STAR said...

Hi Frankie,

We think that it's cool that you grow your own blueberries! They would die in our garden cause mommy would probably forget to water them!

Riley and Star.

Lorenza said...

Good job, Frankie!
I am sure you will have yummy blueberries soon!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Kari in WeHo said...

its sad how many wonderful things dogs can't have

kalyxcorn said...

yum! you're such a good helper!! :)

hugs,
b

Life With Dogs said...

I don't know about you Frankie, but I find that Nigel ends up with a brown nose if the Labs put on the brakes too fast. I think your brown nose is a better arrangement. ;)

Jazzi said...

Frankie
Who knew that you are the little farmer/gardener kind of guy?? You really know what you are doing dont you? Good job and hope you have good crops.

wags
jazzi

Petsitgal said...

Hi Frankie,
You are such a brown noser to help your parents plant blueberries even though you can't eat them! Hee! Hee!
I never knew you were a gardener but you look like a pro out there!
Have a nice day!
XOXO-Daisy & April

twinkietinydog said...

You mean to say, you're not responsible for the poopalizer? Let me read some more
Twinkie