When I arrived, Twinkie was already there. She was all nervous and excited and was prancing around like a pup on hot coals. When Ruby and Penny arrived the three of them started sniffing and whispering to each other. They were all giggly and said that they had to go to the little girls’ flea powder room.
While they were gone Gunther finally arrived. I must say, I think he had stopped at a pub or two along the way.
When our girrrrls returned we went inside and tried to make ourselves comfortable. That was kind of difficult, beclaws the place was packed with two leggers all singing and trying to pet the girrrls. I got Ruby and Penny settled on stools, butt you know Twinkie. She wanted to stay right in the middle of all the action. I could tell that Gunther wasn’t too happy, what with the strange two leggers all touching HIS girrrl.
The next time the girrrls went to the flea powder room, Gunther was ready. I heard this huge sound. PHARRRRRRRT! Two leggers were suddenly running for the door! By the time the girrrls came back we had the whole Pub to ourselves.
Twinkie instantly took charge. She ran to the kitchen and began grabbing plates of delicious food. When she came back with them she instructed me to start pouring glasses of Green Beer. Twinkie refused to allow Ruby and Penny to do anything beclaws she was afraid they might get messy. Gunther was no help. I think he had done enough.
Ruby and Penny shared their corned beef and cabbage with me. Gunther and Twinkie tied into a platter of Shepard’s Pie . Everything was delicious. I kept the beer flowing.
We finally moved to a back booth where Twinkie managed to talk Gunther into sitting beside her so my girls could be next to me. We listened to some music and then it was time for me to get my girrrls ready to start their long trek back home.
When we left, Gunther was so intent on snuffling Twinkie’s ears that I don’t think they even knew we were gone.
It was an evening to remember.
I wonder if any two leggers ever returned to the pub?
To read the other three accounts of our Double Date please go to the following blogs: