I don't EVEN dare to tell you what my dad did to me last night. If I did... you would all be coming here to open up a can of Whup Tail on him, and THERE JUST ISN'T ENOUGH BARKING SPACE FOR ALL OF YOU WHO WOULD SHOW UP!!!
You have to trust me that my butt scootin' FATHER did a very much CAT CRAP thingy to me. AND... I did NOT deserve this either!!! Well, it was actually something he SAID to me.
My mom and I were supposed to go to a meeting last night. Well, DAD just whined and whimpered and begged me to stay home with him. Mom was only going to be gone for 87 mins. so I though OK my FATHER must NEED me. Mom hadn't been gone more than 87 SECONDS when .... all Squirrel Nests... broke loose. I just hope and cross my paws that something like... THAT never happens to you. My mom is even Crapped Off at him over this... THINGY.
I have the meanest baddest dad. I hope what little bit of furs he has on his head... all falls out! I am not going to help him nap in his 'cliner chair for 87 bazillion years!!! AND... I hope he gets WORMS.