Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Snowman murder Mystery

INSPECTOR FRANK FURTER here. I am on a case. Well, I was...
Oh my!! WHO could have done this. Intruder Alert....

Thinking about what I need to do.

Snout to carrot RE-STUFFICATION....... FLAT LINE...... more SNOUT TO CARROT...

LOST HIM.... too little too late

Oh Boy...I was so THANKFUL for having an insniffigation... A mystery for me to try to solve. Inspector Frank Furter here.
Mom had to go to the little town today, dad and I were outside doing... THINGS. When we all came back in... That is what we found... a MURDERED SNOWMAN!!!

I love to solve mysteries. Butt FURST... I had to try some SNOUT TO CARROT RE-STUFFACATION. I guess he was just too far gone. (Do you suppose snowmen go over a Sunshine Bridge when their time comes?????)
My mom was very much upset that one of her beloved snowmen had been murdered. She was in SHOCK. POOR SOUL.
I am sorry to report that I found no clues as to WHO might have done this dastardly deed. I tried all my best insniffigation practices. I just couldn't come up with one thing to PROVE who did this very much BAD thing.
Mom even said that she would pay me many many PLASTICS AND GREEN PAPERS if I would NAME the murderer. I guess I am going to have to wait for my aloudance to come again so that I can shop for BILBO'S Pressies.
Dad said that he wasn't surprised to hear that I wouldn't be bringing the perp. in for punishment. Butt, I don't know why he said that. Do you?????
Yikes... I didn't realize that the... murderer would be punished... heck it was just one tiny snowman. Now that I know about THAT I'm kind of glad that HE got away with it.


Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Frankie
We're glad that you, oops we mean he got away with the murder. Poor snowman.
Love Ruby & Penny

Dexter said...

That is terrible. They need to setup a spy camera in case it happens again.


The 'splorin' Wolfies said...


Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

You are one of the cutest investigators we know! Keep up the good work. A shame about the snowman, though.

Agnes B. Bullock said...

To be so accused is terrible? Where is the evidence that you were the perp? YOU performed snout to carrot rescusitation and lived. You must be traumatized by this.

sadermaxx said...

I Frankie!

Wow a murder, we don't have a clue either, but maybe you could do what Sadie does when things like this happen here. You don't have a cat or a kitten to blame, but maybe you could say that the rodents did it, they do a lot of nasty things anyway. Hay maybe they did it anyway!

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Oh Frankie! Ya gotta be careful. Some varmit comes and destuffs my stuffies every day and Mommy says all she does is sweap stuffing up and thats not the kind of stuffing is like.

Frankie, we can't wait to heat everybody's adoption story but how will we know who all wrote one?

Mommy wanted to know if we can use the quote in your bio. She thinks that swhat everybody should do.


PS...Mommy is working on my adoption story and maybe post some pictures of me when she got me.

Dexter said...

Adoption stories? Uh oh, momma lost track of that. When are we supposed to post them?


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Hi Mona, Please tell your mom that it will be very much wonderful for her to use that quote.
I think all of the blogs that you follow will automatically pop up when they post their Adoption stories, then you can just click on them. That is how I know when someone publishes a new post.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Mango... we were supposed to post them on Thanksgiving day...butt... you and Dexter (A.K.A. PeeWee) can post them whenever you get them. Of course... there WILL be a fine for being late. hehehe

Anonymous said...

It's kinda hard to sniff for a perp when your scent is all over the crime scene, huh Frankie? we totally understand. With all the dead shoes in our home, Loki and Juno do their best to flush out the perp on the shoe victims, but they could never find him. It was unfortunate for them that the evidence was so contaminated with their own slime, chew marks and DNA... but that's the police for you... always muckin' up the crime scene.

next time frankie. Next time.
wild dingo

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
For some reason I imagine why you did not name who did it!
Kisses and hugs

BRUTUS said...

You shouldn't keep snowmen in the house anyways, all those messy puddles you could get blamed for!!

Brutus the Frenchie
p.s. our thanksgiving post is set to go up at 12:01 - hope you like it!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I can not tell a lie... The murderer was just too sneaky for me to catch. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
Tomorrow is Adoption Story Day !!!

Sam said...

I am so sorry for your snowman!

We're planning on participating in your event for tomorrow. Writing it up real soon!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With Khattledog said...

Skhwirrels strike again!

PeeEssWoo: Our post went up at 12:00!

Taffy said...

Wow! What a mystery! I suppose the murderer will never be found. You just be careful, Frankie, we don't want anything bad happening to you. Momma loves that first photo of you checking out the crime scene...I don't know why, it has the top of your head cut off. She is crazy!