Thursday, November 12, 2009

A FUNNY for you today.

I thought that you might enjoy a bit of whimsy today. Hope you enjoy the "story".
Relax Mango... I am sure this is NOT about PeeWee Dexter.

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar.

He never did any of that stuff.


Mango said...

Hehehe. Thanks, Frankie.


Frankie Furter said...

You're welcome, your hugeness.

Ruby and Penny said...

Thanks for the laugh Frankie.
Love Ruby & Penny

Frankie Furter said...

Hey Everybuddy... I thought I saw NORWOOD on the Today show. It wasn't, butt it sure did look like him. Turns out... it belonged to MerryDith VeeAira. I think it would have been better if it HAD been Norwood. Then we could all say we know a TV star!!!

Sam said...

That's funny!

(If not for the age and the puppies - Dexter was recently "tutored" - I'd bet it was him!)

BRUTUS said...

Always liked that joke. Heard it about 5 years ago, funny to see how things resurface like that! Still a good laugh, though!!

Brutus the Frenchie

sadermaxx said...

Hi Frankie!

What a funny joke! That was great.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'm sure woo made Mango's day with that one!


Jazzi said...

Hi Frankie
That was a good one and so funny. Mom was just laughing, that was funny too LOL

You are just way to witty Frankie!!