I guess I need to do some thinking about how I write my words down. I was so excited that these two really cute dachshunds wanted to be blog buddies with me, that I just went crazy. Now I am going to have to write one of those Paw-la-gee things to the people at my writer group. I am going to have to say that I am sorry about calling those dachshund girls hotties and for saying that they must think I am a studmuffin. I didn't know those were bad things to say. When dad and I watch that PPV thing on the TV, we hear those words.
Now mom says dad and I are both "grounded" for watching things that are un-hole-some. I thought flat ground was un-holed When I see some ground that is un-holed, I Certainly think it is in need of much hole digging. It is just a dachshund thing. Oh, it is all so confusing.
Dad did say that these new girl dogs were probably twins. It was dad that said, "Wow, Frankie, Twins are every guy's dream." I just repeated what he told me. Mom told him that he was contributing to the delinquency of a dachshund.
Now mom says the people in the writer group are SHOCKED. I thought that was what happened when you chewed on lamp cords. I didn't like getting shocked. It hurt a lot, so I am now cured of chewing cords. I am sorry that I shocked those people. I didn't mean to hurt them. They are always so nice to me.
I hope this whole scandal doesn't keep those cute dachshund girls from wanting to be my blog friends. That would make me feel like such a poop butt.