RED RED and more RED

OKAY, now here is the deal with all that red. Sarah Failin' is just trying to show everyone how powerful she thinks she is. That is just like being a bully. We are smart enough to see through all of the tricks and stuff. Dachshunds know a lot about tricks.

There are two times when red is not good. It is not good when you are trying to be a big ol' show off. (Like Sarah is doing.) And it is not good on a MAP during election time. GO FOR BLUE !!!!!!

I know why Sarah Failin' needs to have someone fix her hair like that.... Have you noticed how it sticks up in a big bunch at the top??? I know what is under there. I also know why she wears all of that red. She uses all that hair on top to cover up her..... HORNS !!!! Who do you know about that wears RED all the time and has HORNS??? Think hard now. It is almost Halloween. That is when people dress up to look like something or someone different.

Sarah is dressing to look like one of us.... but underneath all those fancy schmancy clothes and all that poofy hair and make-up..... lurks...... a DEVIL !!!!

Don't forget... those sneaky FOX FOLKS are red, too !!!! Dachshunds and Donkeys are not so easily fooled !!!!!