I heard on the news this morning that someone gave Sarah Failin'
$150,000 to spend on clothes and stuff.
She wants to be the MICE PRESIDENT. She should know that MICE don't care about clothes. Mice want food and a nice place to live. They want to be warm when it is cold outside. MICE don't need fancy clothes. Dachshunds and mice have fur. They do not think so much money should be spent of silly clothes.
My mom buys her clothes at k-mart. People need clothes that keep them warm in winter because they don't have good fur like MICE and dachshunds. I know that somebody gave Sarah Failin' all that money to spend, but they should have told her that she could have given some of the money to charity instead of giving her fancy clothes away. If people need charity they don't want fancy clothes that won't keep them warm. They want real life clothes like my mom gets at K-Mart.
If all that money was spent on cheese and dachshund treats the world world would have been better off.
I just don't see how this silly silly (furless) woman can ever hope to become a good MICE President. She just does not see the big picture. And neither do the people who gave her all that money. Sarah failed again. She could have just said "NO" to all those fancy schmancy clothes. As MICE President she should know that what is important is for everyone to have some sensible fur substitute(clothes) and enough CHEESE to eat.
Someone should tell her that all those red clothes are really dangerous. Wearing red just makes her a target. Learn from the MICE that you want to be leader of. Go for dark colors and quit trying to show off. It is too early to dress like Santa Paws.
Bark O'Momma would not be silly like this and neither would his friend Joe Hidin'.
2 comments:
U R reel smart...even if Ur a YappyDog. I am veree new to pollyticks...but I like the ways you think. Please continyoooh wyth Ur keen observashuns. We shall look furrward to them like catnip and livur treats.
May you never have any big hairballs, and may you always have the best half of the mousie.
Urs Veree Sincere-Eh-ly,
M'OWee the Cat and Kodama the Blankity-blank-blank-blank Wunderkat
My mom says that she could have bought many wardrobes full of clothes for herself and friends. Purrsonly, I think everyone just needs a fur coat like mine or my brothers and sisters.
Jewel- We are siamese if you please.
P.S. My brothers are Lazarus, Fluffy White Cat, Danny the Keeshond, Dinny the overgrown mutt, and Artemis a mostly black kitten. My Sisters are Molly the Beagle, Chow, Husky and Renegade the tortie kitten. And they all prove my message!
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