Bill the Ayerdale, I don't think so.

Here they go again. This John Complain and his friend Sarah Failin' are still telling people that my BARK O'MOMMA is running away with terriers and now... they are saying it is true because Bark knows a guy called BILL THE AYERSDALE. I am sure that BARK does not run away with an AYERSDALE. AYERSDALES ARE NOT DACHSHUNDS. Ayersdales are big dogs with wire hair and very long legs. What would BARK O'MOMMA want to run away with someone like that. Anyway, Ayersdales are not necessarily TERRIERS. So what if this Bill the Ayersdale does have some mix breeding with TERRIERS. That would have been way back in his past. No Big Deal!!!

Oh sure, BARK and Bill may live in the same neighborhood. They may have met at some park or something and they may even have sniffed at the same thing one time. That does not mean that BARK really had a lot to do with this Bill the Ayersdale. They are not good friends like I am with Barney and Sadie and even Sarge. It just means that they were in the same park at the same time. Maybe they did pee on the same tree. So what. Lots of other dogs probably used that tree too.

I say that we must stop this COMPLAIN AND FAILIN' in their tracks.