Frankly Speaking

Groundhog Day... FUN

2012-02-03T06:01:00.003-05:00

Here are some pictures of Ernie and ME... from GroundHog's Day... See Ernie was OUTSIDE... without his cone of FAME...
Mom told me I had to TAKE GOOD CARE of him.... and that he HAD to wear a T-Shirt...
So he wouldn't hurt his stitches. Check out our Butts....
In this Last pic. we were diggin a hole.... Just cause Wyatt put us in the mood.
CAN you SEE how much Ernie has GROWN??? He is as TALL as I am.. and actually a little LONGER than me.
PeeS..... ERNIE got TWO thingys in the Mail Yesterday... One is a big BOX and One is a Card with somethingy inside... It was all very much EXCITING... fur him... I will show you Pictures.. Tomorrow.. I hope.. THANKS to the DWM and Sarge... In ADVANCE..

Groundhog Day...

2012-02-02T06:01:00.005-05:00

Today is Groundhog Day... 2/2/12... Now the legend says... if a groundhog comes out and Sees his Shadow... it scares him back into his hole... and we will have 6 more weeks of winter.. BUTT if he comes out and it is all gray and stuffs and he can NOT see his shadow...he will stay out and we will only have 6 more weeks of winter. Isn't THAT cool???

There is NO truth to the Blogville Rumor.. that says I (Mayor Frankie Furter) have given Puddles my pawmission to dance the... BOOGIE woogie at the Valentine's Pawty. I'm just sayin.

BUTT.... This one IS TRUE... Sarge has his PRICE.. and that would be ... $1.00 which is just FINE with me!!! Details to be... RELEASED at a later DATE... See this Heart??? My Wives made it... out of some of my Tail Furs. Aren't they TAILented??
Now about Ernie.... He DID have his Drain removed... and everythingy looks GOOD.. so far. He still has the Stitches though... They won't come out until Feb. 8th.. I want to thank all of you for your super strong VIBES and good words and everythingy. It means a LOT to ME and to Ernie too!!! NOW let's all concentrate our vibes and thoughts on CORBIN.

Feb... is TEEFS MONTH.....

2012-02-01T06:01:00.005-05:00

FURST..... We are all really worried about our furend CORBIN... who is having some really bad sickies and terrible pain. Please cross your paws fur him. He won't even DRINK. X'ed Paws fur you Buddy.

Now on top of all of Ernie's OTHER troubles... he has started losing his Puppy Teefs... now that reminds me... February is Dental Hygiene Month.. so be sure to have your teefs brushed.. OFTEN and Well.See how there WERE Four (4) of them?? Well now there are FIVE (5).
Today we take Ernie to ... HOPEFULLY have the DRAIN removed... Many of you mentioned yesterday that there was no REDNESS and you are totally correct...... butt guess WHAT??? Even though he was all swollen and Yucky stuffs came out... on FRIDAY EVENING... he was NOT ONE BIT RED...

I am saving Ernie's Teefs... until we are sure he is over all his troubles... and then I will show him how to put them under his bed... and wait fur the Teefs Fairy to bring him... STUFFS...

PeeS.... In case you ever doubted it.... I want you to know that I asked Santa Paws to give Sweet William the Scot .. a BLOG of his OWN.. and GUESS WHAT... He did it. SEE??? If you are a GOOOOOOD Boy or Girrrrrl.. Santa Paws WILL come through for you. You can find Sweet William HERE ... I hope that you will hop over and WELCOME him to BLOGVILLE. He is not only a GRRRRRREAT GUY... butt he is practically my neighbor. hehehehe

DrainO...

2012-01-31T06:01:00.001-05:00

If you are Squeamish... don't look at this picture... THIS is Ernie's Drain and the stitches and stuffs... It is really Yucky lookin... It almost looks like a BONE stickin out of him. My mom is STILL very much worried.... I posted this Yesterday... belcaws we are now runnin on the constant PAWSibility that we will have to rush him back to the VET... Mom was thinkin that he was lookin a bit Swollen... AGAIN... Butt Nothin was comin out of the drain.

Now I put THIS up after seein one of the COMMENTS that my WIVES left fur somebuddy... I wanted to GENTLY remind them... that I AM their Loving Husband... they are more than Welcome to LOOK.. butt.. well you get my drift.
Aren't they the mostest BEAUTIFUL Pupils you ever saw? They posted this picture during the Back to School Bash... and then they expected ME to be able to Teach my Pawlitical Science Class??? I could hardly speak.. fur droolin.

Now speakin of TRUE LOVE and stuffs...
Our Mayzie Gal needs fur you to help her Chews from among the 17 who have asked to take her to the PAWty... please go HERE and cast your vote before 5:00 PM OUR time...
mayziegal.wordpress.com

AND..... Speaking of Chewsing and Voting and stuffs... Bertie is trying to chews which vehicle would be bestest fur takin the Lovely ADDY to the pawty in. He would like fur you to go
HERE and look over the pawsibilities and make a vote to help him out with this.

Update on Ernie and...

2012-01-30T06:01:00.003-05:00

Have you gotten your pictures to Glacier fur the King and Queen and Kissing Booth??? Are you Following so that you are ready fur the Fun to begin on Wed. Feb. 1st.??? If not... go HERE and get all set up and ready for the Valentine Dance and Pawty.
Ernie seems Better.... at least so far. I know it was the power of all of your Paws and your good VIBES and best wishes. My mom was FREAKING OUT.... I kinda went into Shut Down Mode.. I just stayed back and let the Peeps do what needed to be done. I was freaking... inside though.

I know by now you have all heard that the Bridge has called another of our dear furends. Run Free and Fast Maggie.

And CORBIN... he has had His share of Emergency Vet vitist...

Ernie needs LOTS of Watching and Resting... so I may not be leavin comments fur Everybuddy.. BUTT... I Will be READING..

I will close with some GOOD NEWS... there is going to be a WEDDING in Blogville.
Best Wishes and Congratulations to Izzy and JD.

A Bit Frazzled here on my hill.....

2012-01-28T18:57:00.002-05:00

Hello Everybuddy.... I was right in the middle of doing the Previous Post... when we suddenly discovered that Ernie had a MAJOR Problem..
I was so shaken up that I just went ahead and published the other post and started ALL of this FRESH...
Ernie started to have Swelling around his BUMP Ectomy incision... on Wed. Evening. I started putting Warm Wet Compresses on the area about every 6 hours. By Thurs. morning we decided to have it checked beclaws it looked the SAME... the Vet said that there WAS infection.. probably due to the Inside.. Stitches which were the type that should dissolve ... Ernie was given and Antibiotic for the infection.. And that the compresses were a great idea and to continue those... And we were still set up to go TODAY (Sat.) to have the stitches taken out. OK... we get home and all is Fine until 9:30 on Friday Night when the incision started spewing out Infection. We got that all cleaned up and he seemed to be FINE.. This morning we went to the Vet to have the stitches out... Done.. Everythingy looked Terrific. Again he said continue the compresses.. just to be sure.. OK... Home from the Vet... Ernie is doing terrific... We did a compress at 2:00... all FINE and DANDY... Took the boys Out to potty and to help Feed the Birds... all fine and Dandy... at 2:55.. Ernie began licking his incision site.. we Checked it and OH MY GOD... there was a HOLE the size of a DIME that went IN about .. well it looked like it went 1/2 an inch, butt I think that was a combination of FEAR and SHOCK on my part. As I improvised a Bandage that would go around his ribcage and hold a gauze pad in place... I was calling Dr. Hustey. It is a 45 min. Drive to the office from here.. We made it in 40.. and Ernie was in surgery 10 mins. later. He now has a DRAIN and all new stitches.
Dr. Hustey feels that the entire problem was caused from the inside stitches that simply did not agree with Ernie's System... for Some reason.
I feel soooooo sorry for the little guy. Dr. Hustey let us be with Ernie as he was starting to wake up.. Poor little thing. He could hardly even open his eyes yet and was trying to kiss me.
He is sleeping on one of my sweatshirts. It is where he Wanted to go. Dr. Hustey said to continue the compresses and he gave Ernie some Pain pills . He will get one about 10 tonight... IF I feel the effects of the anesthesia have worn completely off.
We will take him on Wed. to have the Drain removed.. but NOT the stitches. Those will have to stay for Several more days.
I just pray that nothing MORE happens to Sweet Little Ernie. He has had ENOUGH for a LONG While.
Ernie is such a loving and trusting soul. I feel like the meanest woman in the world. I just wanted that BUMP out of there... Who would have thought that all of THIS would have come about.
Lana

Attention: Izzy Miyake.....

2012-01-28T15:08:00.004-05:00

HEY IZZY.... I have it on GOOD AUTHORITY.. that you will be needin to CHECK JD & Max's Blog... there will be an Impawtant thingy there that YOU won't want to miss... Well, Ronnii and Ujio will be most interested in it, too. I'm just sayin

Now about ERNIE.... Thurs. My mom and I thought he was swollen around the site where the BUMP was removed... So... we took him to see Dr. Hustey... SURE enough he had an infection at the site. Then last night.. I took him this morning to have all of his stitches taken out...

Nip and Bones Review....

2012-01-28T06:01:00.002-05:00

The other day I got an offer fur doing a REVIEW of these Treats... I said YES and they arrived very much quickly.These are NIP AND BONES Turkey and Veggie Recipe Grain Free biscuits with Wheat Grass.
They are just the right size fur Ernie and I. AND since it is gettin close to Valentine's Day.. they are HEART SHAPED.
I really liked the fact that the package TELLS how many of them you can have every day.. based on your Weight.
Then I had my mom look at the ingredients... The FURST thingy was TURKEY then there was chicken meal, Potato flour, Pea Flour, Blackstrap Molassas(My mom uses THAT stuffs in Our Foods) There were some other thingys , butt the furst thingys listed are what somethingy has the MOST of. Mom said it all looked very much Healthy.
Sooooo then Ernie and I gave them a try... Now remember that almost everythingy that we get.. MOM Cookers fur us (treat wise). So we were not really sure about these.. butt WOW let me tell you that they were DELICIOUS. We BOTH scarfed them up like speedy quick.. and then asked fur MORE.. Butt mom said that we had to wait until our Evening Snack time fur our second one.
If you would like a GOOD and Healthy CRUNCHY snack.. go to www.nipandbones.com and Check out the TURKEY AND VEGGIE RECIPE . If the links don't work fur you just type in Nip and Bones in the search box.
Thank you Baby Patches, Chief Kit, fur the bag of Snacks to taste test.. It was fun.

THANKS to the DIGGERS....

2012-01-27T06:01:00.002-05:00

I would like to THANK... all of you how lent a Paw fur the digging and construction of the new FEATURES in Blogville's Park.
I had to wait until the Rain quit and the Snow and Ice went away... so that the water would be all clear and nice... to do a full inspection of the new WATER FEATURE... that you made fur our SPECIAL NEEDS Blogville residents.. Turkle, Froggie, Marshie, Shelldon and Beachnut.
It is just beautiful... and it will supply them with a place to "get away fur a bit" and not have to worry about gettin.. stepped on and stuffs. They have a lovely little slow runnin Stream... a lovely little Waterfall.. some Rocks and Plants to enjoy and a nice sandy beach. Somebuddy even fixed a place fur Shelldon and Beachnut to... Change their Shells.
THANK YOU Blogville... YOU are all so KIND and THOUGHTFUL.
Now I want to tell you that Ernie and I (Frankie Furter) are STILL very much ANGRY at our Peeps fur STEALING our Pressie from the PeeCan Princess. We are holding a BUNCH of Pharrrrrrt stuffs.. and Plan to Launch a SNEAK Attack on them... SOON. That will teach them!!!!

Pressie from the PeeCan Princess....

2012-01-26T06:01:00.000-05:00

OKAY... so the other day... I (Frankie Furter) and my puppy Ernie got a Pressie Package..... From Blogville's PeeCan Princess... You know her don't you?

Well inside was this BEAUTIFUL yellow package tied up with a Lovely Bow.. and it was FILLED with... PeeCans... Picked Just fur US from the Princess' very much own tree!!! Just look at all these Delicious... HOME GROWN... PeeCans...
Well Ol' Sure Shot Grabbed the Sledge Hammer and MOM snagged the mixing bowl... and they went to work....
Pickin out the delicious Nuts... and Whippin up a PEE CAN PIE....
Doesn't that look DEEEEEEEELICIOUS??? Well, Ernie and I wouldn't Know about that though... beclaws my STINK HEADED STINGY BUTTED PEEPS... Would NOT even let us have a SNIFF!!!

Dear PeeCan Princess (aka Poopin Puddles)... PLEASE come to MY house and turn your....
POOP SHOOTER Loose on my Peeps... THEY STOLE MY PRESSIE!!
Waaaaaah WHINE Waaaaaaahhhh Whimper.

Get Well Cards fur Ernie....

2012-01-25T06:01:00.002-05:00

Now See this Easy Cheese stuffs... I call it Squirt Cheese... Ernie and I LOVE IT.. and guess WHAT???little BUCKET HEAD... who uses his Lampshade/Cone of FAME to hold TOYS and stuffs...
Also uses it to make it TUFF fur Mom to get him to take his Get WELL PILLS... OH and barkin about GETTIN WELL////////////
LOOK what Ernie got in the Mail... TWO Get well Cards.. The one on the Right is from the Dachsies With Moxie.... and the one that is a Pop Up card.. on the Left if from Mango and Dexter.
Ernie LOVED them BOTH. He will be puttin them up on the Wall in OUR Toy Room. THANKS to Ginger Chip Thai Tasha Anna Rose Mango and Dexter. They made Ernie feel MUCH BETTER...
So now Remember the Squirt Cheese... Look what Mom learned to do.. she puts Ernie's Pills in a little bit of it.. and POOF.. No more pill taking troubles. I am gonna be glad to see the Cone of FAME go.. butt I gotta admit that I'll miss the Pill sessions every day.
Ernie will go to see Dr. Hustey on Saturday... and get his stitches out.. an HOPEFULLY be rid of the most UNFLATTERING Bucket Head Look.

PeeS... have you sent your King and or Queen pictures and your Kissing booth pic to Glacier fur Valentine's Day Pawty and Dance activities??? here is where... in case you haven't already...
purple(DOT)tidalwave(AT)gmail(DOT)com
AND... have you gotten a Virtual Snack fur your Date or Loved one??? It is so easy.. just go to Glacier's Blog
You will find the Virtual Snack thingy on the Left side.. Click on that and POOF...
EASY PEASY... I got some fur my Wimmen. SHHHHHHHH Don't tell them though.

I'm Worried about soemthingy....

2012-01-24T06:01:00.003-05:00

Remember yesteday when I told you about Lily havin the Fancy Staples and Ernie only having Stitches made of like Squirrel Gut and stuffs...???

Well, you know that he had his Bobble ectomy... and there are stitches fur THAT too... and I was wondering.... ummmm since he has THOSE kinda Stitches.... THERE... and ummmm I have NOT heard him bark , not even ONCE since he came home.... do you suppose that when he DOES Bark... he will sorta sound like... Well do you suppose he will Scream like a Squirrel???

Lily... Stapled??

2012-01-23T06:01:00.002-05:00

So My furends have you seen Lily's SOLID SILVER STAPLES??? She got them after she had HER surgery. They are Quite Lovely. And prolly worth like $87 green papers Each. Now Speakin of Benny and Lily.... they are havin a BUNCH of troubles leavin comments and gettin some too. They ARE reading everybuddy though. I hope this gets fixed up very much soon fur them. Take Care... Miss Blingy .
I guess that Girrrrls get Blingy stuffs when they have surgery... All Ernie got were Plain Old.. stitches... I think they might be made of Squirrel Gut or somethingy. THAT kinda Worries me.. I'm just sayin.

PeeS... Ernie is healing up very much quickly and he is even wantin to PLAY... butt he isn't allowed to. I never thought I would be sayin THIS... butt I really MISS our evening romps and Stuffie tug of war time. AND guess WHAT ELSE... I was really worried that the surgery and then the Snow and the ...... I C E.... would set his housebreaking back... butt he has NOT had ONE SINGLE ACCIDENT. Can you say PROUD????

Whacky Weather WINDOW...

2012-01-22T06:01:00.004-05:00

Look at THIS stuffs on the Window of my Sunporch Door!!You can NOT even SEE Out..
These windows are all on the North Side of my house... I SHOULD be able to look out and see my GARDEN...
THIS Picture is in the CORNER of the sunporch... the window on the RIGHT is Covered with ICE and you can't see out.. the one on the Left.. around the corner post is on the West side.. and check it out... You can SEE OUTSIDE... That is old Sure Shot's Green Building and home of John the Deers mower thingy.
MOM>>>> do we HVE to Pee in this slippery stuffs???
OK... Come on Ernie... let's HURRY.. it is too Slippery and Cold. THIS is our Safe Fenced Area. Mom took the picture out of the Door that was all covered with the slippery ICE.
This is US gettin off the slippery step... CAREFUL Ernie... I don't want you to Pull any stitches.
THAT is all ICE on the step and on the green scratcher the shoes and paws off mat. Our Paw prints from YESTERDAY... are FROZEN IN PLACE!! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Plaq Clnz

2012-01-21T06:01:00.005-05:00

FURST: I have some VERY much GRRRREAT NEWS... Dr. Husty called and said that the Biopsy Report showed that the LUMP that was under Ernie's arm.. was an Infected Area.. which was caused by either... a Bug Bite.. when he was still with his birth mommy... OR caused by an initial shot that would have been given by the Breeder's Vet.. WHEW... THAT is really good news!!! I KNOW that this would NOT have been the good report that we got... if it had NOT been fur all of YOU who sent your good wishes, crossed paws, good Vibes that you so generously lavished on my little guy!!! THANK YOU... THANK YOU so very MUCH... LIKE 87 TIMES!!!
Ernie is doing pretty well. Mom took his front leg bandages off yesterday. The sites look super. He wants to chew his stitches so he has to keep the Cone of FAME on all the time... except when he Eats Drinks or goes Potty... having stitches in 4 different places is not too comfy. BUTT at least this will all be "behind" him... soon.
Second: We are in the midst of a major winter storm... My area will get MOSTLY FREEZING RAIN and SLEET / ICE event... butt we Will have some MORE Snow.. ON TOP of THAT ICE. It will be very much difficult fur little Ernie to do his potty stuffs out in this mess.
Now THIS is WHY I totally HATE WINTER!!! I'm just sayin.
Now fur somethingy TOTALLY different:
Do you remember this bottle of BLUE stuffs from yesterday??? Well, I kinda want to talk to you about it...
The stuff is called PLAQ CLNZ and it if fur both CATS and DAWGS .... TEEFS. I want to say right now... that I have NOT Received one single green paper or even a free sample of this stuffs.. I just wanted to tell you about it... beclaws... well you should see MY TEEFS... THEY LOOK AMAZING.... Last summer... my Groomer Lady... Miss Buzz Off... gave my mom a little bit of this stuffs to try on my teefs. Now my mom used to brush my teefs at LEAST 5 times EVERY WEEK.. and I love it... She uses Chicken Flavored teefs paste.. ummmmm. I am VERY much grrrrreat about the brushing stuffs... EVEN in the BACK. The Last time I had my Dr. Husty Clean my teefs was in April of 2010... before OUR BIG WEDDING...
SO When I took Ernie to have his surgery... I took this Plaq Clnz stuffs with me and asked Dr. Husty to check it out an be SURE DOUBLE SURE that there was nothing in it that would damage my chompers.
Now to have your teefs cleaned by MY Doctor... it Starts at $135.00 fur a dog UNDER 50 Pounds.. and that does NOT include antibiotics or extractions or pain meds.. if they are needed.
WELL, now Dr. Husty said that this Plaq Clnz stuff is TOTALLY SAFE and does NOT contain ANYTHINGY that would harm my mouth or my teefs or even my tummy. THEN he looked at my teefs.. and said WOW! and talked some more about what a grrrrrreat teefs brusher my mom is and then looked AGAIN and said... his teefs look REALLY good. Then he talked some more about how my mom is the BESTEST BRUSHER HE has EVER SEEN... and he checked MY CHART and found out how long it has been since my last cleaning and THEN he got the LIGHT out and looked in my mouth AGAIN and said... THIS is GRRRREAT... there isn't ANY tarter EVEN WAY BACK IN THE BACK.
I just wanted to tell you all of this beclaws I think the stuffs tastes YUCKY.. BUTT I love how WHITE and Clean My TEEFS look... If you are Interested in finding out about the stuffs... you can do a search by just typing in plaq clnz.. Miss Buzz Off sells the stuffs fur $20.00 fur a 2 oz. bottle. Remember this works on CATS, TOO... I am still on my FURST $20.00 bottle and it is still 1/2 full!!! That is from like July until Now... I could buy 7 bottles fur what it would cost to have my teefs cleaned ONCE... Now I got Sarge to give it a try... in August.. and HIS teefs are all pearly white now Too.
Remember.... I got NOTHINGY fur tellin you about this. I just thought I might Spread the Word...
Mom is gonna start using it on Ernie.. Once he has all this surgery thingy.. BEHIND him.
This is a PRE SURGERY Pic of Ernie. Those little Dew Claws are History now... I will be very much happy when he looks this happy again.
PeeS... Puddles and Albert are feeling better. Whew! I am very much glad about that.
Please continue to keep THEM and Sagira and Bokeh and their family in your thoughts.

OUR WARM GENTLE THOUGHTS are NEEDED

2012-01-20T11:22:00.002-05:00

Dear Furends,

It is with a Heavy Heart that I must tell you that Sagira has had a Sudden and Tragic death in her family. Christina (Sagira and Bokeh's Mom) received the STUNNING news that her Father has Passed Away... He had just been diagnosed with Heart Trouble.

Sagira and Bokeh's Family is in need of our best Vibes and Crossed Paws and Caring Words right now. THIS was a total Shock to the family.
All Purrs and Whines will be appreciated during this Difficult time.

They will not be posting for a while butt WILL be READING your healing words. If you do not follow Sagira you may go HERE . Thank you.

Pupdate on Ernie...

2012-01-20T06:01:00.006-05:00

Here we are going to the VET. I was thinkin about what I was gonna tell my boy.This is Us gettin ready to go fur a quick pee before we went in.
Here we are gettin ready to go in... OK Sure Shot you can open the furst door now.
This way Ernie...
My heartstrings were feelin as TUGGED as a good Rope toy.
OK.... now THAT is what you will be wearin when you come home, Ernie. It was MINE so it will keep your stitches safe... I trained it well.
See? It won't hurt you. It is called the Cone of Shame. Butt you and I will rename it to the cone of FAME, OK? NOTE: the bottle of blue stuffs is somethingy I will be telling you about Tomorrow..
I got Ernie's Coat off and he was kinda Embarrassed about bein Nekkid in front of my Doctor's Helper Girrrrl. I told him that it was OK and that she was used to nekkidness and stuffs.
So then I took a second to get my thoughts together....

Ummmmm Ernie you are gonna be FINE.. butt you do need to have this surgery stuffs.. It will make thingys MUCH better fur you... in the future. I have had this stuffs taken care of and look how happy I am.
Now don't you Worry... I have talked to OUR Doctor and He knows how special you are and he PAWMISED me that he would take very much grrrrreat care of you. Don't be sad or scared. It will go by soooooo speedy quick... like POOOF and then.....
You will be Right back with ME. I Pawmise that I will take good care of you. We have to be very much careful of your little front legs.. butt MOM will take your pretty purple bandages off (Tonight)...
Don't be SAD.... the worst pawt is OVER...
Think about the stuffs I told you about this being your BIG BOY Day.
YES!!! I knew you would like hearing THAT...
This is what Ernie looked like on his way HOME.... That is a weird Sun Stripe there over his shoulder.
Here is my sweet BIG BOY... Resting Easy... HERE on OUR HILL.
My mom fixed the Cone of FAME so that we can get it on and off Easily.. fur Ernie to Eat and Drink and Potty Easily. He is really being Wonderful about not bothering his stitches and stuffs. I am so proud of him.
On the 28th. he will go back to have the stitches taken out.
BUTT.... My Dr. Husty did call me yesterday... to check on Ernie and he said that if the biopsy report comes back sooner.... he will call me right away to talk about it. I just wish I knew ALREADY.
Please PLEASE keep your Paws Crossed fur Puddles and Albert... they BOTH have really bad Poop Shooter troubles now... and fur our furend Lily who had to have surgery too.

Mr. CHEWY....

2012-01-19T06:01:00.003-05:00

Our Mr. Chewy order arrived on Tuesday. It was Very well packaged and was delivered VERY QUICKLY after we placed the order. I was so NICE not to have to try to hold a shopping cart still while attempting to put a 30 pound bag of Blue Buffalo Puppy Kibble in it.. AND we didn't have to get it OUT of a cart and into Jennifer Jeep either.
I think this is a grrrrrreat service. It was Super EASY to place the order and THEN it came RIGHT INSIDE Our Sunporch where it belongs.
I gave you the Link above butt here it is again www.MrChewy.com AND they also have a TOLL FREE phone number 1-800-672-4399 . I didn't need to use that butt it is so nice that it is available.
When I viewed the site I was really stunned at the Wide Variety of brands that were carried.
Since I like fur Ernie to have good quality kibble I have been feeding him Blue Buffalo.. just like I eat. There is a spot on Mr. Chewy's site to click on each separate Brand. And then it takes you directly to ALL of the things that they carry. There were many choices and even different Sized Bags.
After making my choice.. and setting up the order... I did call PetSmart to check the price for the type and size and the price was Exactly the Same...
AND if you order total is $49.00 or more from Mr. Chewy... there is NO SHIPPING CHARGE.
So what I found was that Mr. Chewy is the same Price... butt with NO Lugging or Dragging of heavy bags and cans.. How grrrrrreat is THAT?? Now WAIT.. there's MORE..
If you want to.. you can set up an AUTO DELIVERY and the exact same order will be delivered without you having to even Wag Your TAIL.
No Work... Easy to Use... Same Price... Auto Delivery... and FREE Shipping on orders of $49.00 or more... What could be better??? Well, let me tell you.. They are ADDING even MORE Brands.

THANK YOU Mr. Chewy fur giving me the Free $50.00 coupon to use for this. It was a super opportunity for me to Try a Service that I might not have given a chance. I WILL be buying our Kibble from you in the future.

PeeS... Mr. Chewy is Also willing to help Bloggers raise green papers fur Charity. There is a special Code for that.. and YOU get to Chews.. where the green papers go. If you need information on this you may use the Phone Number above to get more information!!!

Ernie is HOME...

2012-01-18T16:01:00.002-05:00

He is kinda Cranky and Sore and stuffs...

He had Half of his supper and a little tiny drink.. butt it is very much Difficult what with wearing the Cone of Shame.

He is trying to learn to hold his CHIN UP when he walks with it.. and How to STEER with the stupid thing on. He bumped into the Chair and didn't know how to go in REVERSE.. Butt I didn't laff or nothin. I tried to show him butt I guess it is very much hard to see through the cone.

Dr. Husty says that he came through the Procedures Just FINE.
Then he explained that the BUMP could be Any of these thingys:
An Insect or Spider bite that just did not spread and dissipate through his system.
One of his BABY puppy shots that did not disperse.
A Fat deposit.
OR
A Tumor... which could be EITHER Benign or Malignant .
We will have a Full ANSWER in 10 days when the biopsy comes back.
He did NOT need to pull any puppy teefs.. at least not yet. That may need to happen Later if they don't come out on their own.

Right now I am going to go lay down with Ernie beclaws he is in my OLD Office and he is crying fur me.
NO Playing and ruff stuffs fur like SEVEN days.

I am just glad to have him home. It makes us ALL happy.

Ernie Update..

2012-01-18T11:01:00.002-05:00

Dr. Husty called and said that Ernie is out of surgery. He took the "Bump" out and said that he REALLY wants to send it for a biopsy. Of COURSE I said YES to that. I am very worried.
Unless something changes... we will be able to bring him home around 2 O'clock this afternoon.
Please send your strongest Paw Power .

Ernie.. and ....

2012-01-18T06:01:00.004-05:00

My Ernie has gone off to have his BIG BOY ... TUTORING and have his Dew Claws Removed and his Puppy K-9 Incisors removed. I am very VERY much Worried about him. He is no longer a TINY Little Puppy... BUTT he is still so young and I know he will be Scared and stuffs. Mom Did take his favorite Blanket thingy for him to cuddle with.. butt you know... he doesn't Have ME and I suppose that will be the Worst of all of this. I went with him.. as far as "THEY" would let me go. I WANTED to stay right there and wait fur him... butt "THEY" said I needed to come home and wait and that "THEY" would take care of him. I just felt like a Traitor fur doing this to him. {{WHINE}}
They are also gonna check on the "Bump" under Ernie's Left front Leg... and give him his Rabies Shot. Oh the poor little guy.

Soooooo since it is a 30 mile trip.. one way... and I have to Take him this morning and go Back fur him later... I might not be around much.
PeeS... guess what? My mom and dad.. who NEVER throw ANYTHINGY away... got MY Cone of Shame out.. Mom Washed it and I am gonna let MY Little ERNIE Wear it... Maybe that will make him feel a little better... knowing that I have been through this myself. I hope so anyway.
PeePeeS.... guess WHAT??? I just got word that LUCY... has taken on a NEW VENTURE... In Addition to her Avon Pawducts... she is now going to be available fur.... PAWTIES... as LUCY the Donkey DJ and Karaoke... and.... I went ahead and BOOKED her for her Debut Pawformance... for our Valentine's Day Pawty... She will be puttin out the tunes... between PawsBang Sets!!! YEA!!!!!!
NON STOP MUSIC and Singin and Dancin....

Callin all Diggers... and something from ROO

2012-01-17T06:01:00.006-05:00

My beautiful WIVES.. Ruby and Penny
Who have agreed to accompany me to the Blogville Valentine's Day Pawty. SIGH!!
I hope that you have YOUR date Lined up... I heard a rumor that Fenris has a gorgeous Blue Eyed girrrrl. BUTT.. if you Don't have a Date.. plan to come ANYWAY.. beclaws there will be PLENTY of unattached attendees.
COME ONE... COME ALL... EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IS WELCOME AND WANTED.
NOW THEN ... did you see the HEART widget over at the side??? Well that is from ROO... he has the Code up on his Blog right HERE You can go over to Roos Doings and look on his sidebar... and under the BEATING HEART you will see all of the CODE. Copy the entire code and then you can put it on YOUR sidebar. It is a Power of the Paw... that keeps Pumping out WELLNESS VIBES fur all of our furends. THANKS ROO... it is GRRRREAT.

NOW... about the DIGGERS... as you know we are having a Big Blogville Valentine's Pawty and Dance (if we can get a band to step forward). Well, recently Blogville has had some NEW residents move in. They have some SPECIAL NEEDS.
As you know Blogville Welcomes ALL (except fur Squirrels) and we want to make these Special Needs residents feel like they are WANTED and CARED about.
You all know that we have that nice Pond in our Park... and that is grrrreat fur Horses and Donkeys and Cats and Dawgs.. butt our Special Needs furends require a place with a little less traffic and a little more... Landscaping around fur... Privacy and Stuffs like that.
SOOOOOOOO I need some Diggers to help make a small Stream from the Main Pond over to an area where we can dig a New... smaller pond that has lots of Rocks and Plants and stuffs around.
If you would like to help our new furends to feel RIGHT AT HOME. Blogville Honors and Respects and shows Consideration fur ALL.
SO please gather at the Gazebo today at Noon. It'll be FUN.... THANKS. Let the EXCAVATIONS BEGIN. I'm just sayin.
AND I would like to say Welcome to our special needs furends:
Marshie and Froggle... Turkle and Shelldon and Beachnut
Marshie and Froggle need a small creek and Turkle requires a pond deep enough to get his shell wet. Shelldon and Beachnut are needin a Sandy Beach... and they ALL need some ROCKS and that nice dense foliage all around... fur climbin and stuffs.
PeeS... to Marshie Froggle Turkle Shelldon and Beachnut... you all can hang out on the Community Center Stage.. during the dance.. that way you won't need to worry about being stepped on. I am lookin into getting you a Fountain fur there butt I can't Pawmise that we will have it in time fur the dance. Funding fur such thingys has kinda... DRIED up. I think I blew it when I kept trying to Replace the CHANDELIERS.. that continued to be "DAMAGED".. I'm just sayin.. THAT is why we P now U have D Recessed D Lighting L in E the S Recreation Center.
Note the Subliminal Message above... hehehehe

My AWARD.....

2012-01-16T06:01:00.003-05:00

Well, yesterday I accidentally let my paw hit PUBLISH.. instead of Post Options and this came up a day Early.. Sooooo TODAY.. let me explain.
My Trublesome Trio Furends.. Ronnii and Izzy and Ujio gave me this super special award. It is to be given to those blogs that give us FUN LOVE LAUGHS AND FURENDSHIP.
I was sooooo thrilled when they gave it to ME. THAT means a LOT to me. THANKS my FURENDS.
NOW... I gotta give it to some Furends who Meet the requirements and here they are:
Puddles
Minna Krebs
Lorenza
Sarge
and
Khyra

PeeS..... are you good at Diggin??? I am lookin fur some really experienced Diggers. I will explain that tomorrow...
AND...... You know we are havin a Valentine's Pawty.. and HOPEFULLY a DANCE.. butt we need a BAND.. OR even TWO.. I am hoping that PawsBang will step up and "PLAY" butt I have not heard from Pepsi. Would any of you like to put a band together we could use TWO Bands... no problems.. Sarge would prolly be willing to be your Drummer. I'm just sayin.

Pawty TIME....

2012-01-15T06:01:00.002-05:00

THE FOLLOWING WAS COPIED AND PASTED FROM GLACIER'S BLOG... this is all the info you will need fur gettin to the Pawty!!!
Valentine's Day PAWTY. Check back often as new and exciting things will be updated and/or added. *Note: The above image is the badge for the Valentine's Day PAWTY. Please feel free to display it to remind everyone to come and PAWTY February 14th*.
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Come one, come all to the Blogville Valentine's Day PAWTY being held on February 14th 2012. Whether you have flippers, fins, furs (curly, straight, fluffy Etc), claws, shells, beaks, two feet or four, you are welcome to join in the Valentine's Day festivities, benefitting
Dog Foster Mom
and her adoptable foster animals. Dog Foster Mom gives her time and home to these adoptable creatures and is in need of a privacy fence because the temporary fence is not keeping her curious foster dogs in where it is safe. If you would like to read more about her need please click
here.
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There will be many fun activities and we need your smiling faces to pawticipate to make this Blogville bash a success.
Kissing Booth: That's right. Valentine's Day just wouldn't be the Day of Love without some smooching so we will be providing the kisses as long as you provide your kissable faces. If you would like to be a "pawt" of our kissing booth, please send us a photo of your most pawfect pucker to:
purple(DOT tidalwave(AT)gmail(DOT)com
with the words "Kissing Booth" somewhere in the subject line of the email. Also include your name in the email so that we can be sure we know who we're kissing.
Valentine's Day King/Queen Vote: Have you had dreams of crowns and adoring fans, or perhaps you are a sweetie with a good smile and a gentle ruling heart? If so, we want your photos for our Valentine's Day Queen and King vote. All photos can be directed to:
purple(DOT)tidalwave(AT)gmail(DOT)com
with the words "Valentine's Day Queen and/or King vote" in the subject line. Give us your name within the body of the email and we'll make sure your shining face will appear on our voting page, where all of your fans can click to vote.
*NOTE: If you would like to be in both the Kissing Booth and the Valentine's Day Vote, please just let me know in your email. Your wish is my command. Also, the deadline for ALL photos is January 31 at midnight*!
Raffle Prizes: As I've said before, and will probably say again, a PAWTY is just not a PAWTY without raffle prizes. Currently, we have a very generous donation from The Kong Company and other special folks just like you and me. Details about the prizes will be available on our "Raffle Prize" page. If you have anything you would like to donate to our cause please contact me via email at the email address above.
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We are always looking for help with or ideas for our Blogville Valentine's Day PAWTY: it's your bash too Blogville, so if you have something to contribute please don't hesitate to let me know via the email address above. Any directions in creating these pages would be greatly appreciated, as I am not the most technically advanced human out there. :)
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So, come on Blogville! Dust off your dancing shoes, practice your moves and let's see you shake your groove thangs on February 14th!
Thank you Glacier fur all the info we need. The Pawty WILL be held at the Blogville Community Center... and (AS ALWAYS.. Everybuddy of every type and description... IS WELCOME!) Click on Glacier's links above to Follow and keep up with all the excitement!!! Please feel free to copy the Badge and HELP us to Advertise the big event... we want EVERYBUDDY to ATTEND.
Get your Valentine asked fur a DATE. Limber up your Lips and your HIPS.. Kissin and Dancin with your Blogville Neighbors will be a BLAST!!!
TODAY... January 15th. is my ERNIE's 3 MONTH Gotcha Day... I can't believe it has ONLY been 3 months since he came to live with me.. I feel like he has been my puppy FUR EVER. PeeS... I can OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE that he is TOTALLY HOUSE BROKEN... and HAS been fur Several weeks.. I was just afraid to Jinx his amazing Pawgress by saying so. He was off the Cheese Fur Pees plan.. BEFORE CHRISTMAS. I must say that I (Frankie Furter) am quite PROUD of Ernie....Even though he sometimes drives me Squirrely . I'm just sayin.

Mr. Master's Apprentice... ME !

2012-01-14T06:01:00.002-05:00

Mr. Master taught me all about using the wood workin tools while I was his apprentice. Butt I had one slight problem.all the shavings kept stickin to me...
The shavings were really very much difficult to get outta my furs and offa my coat and hat.
Judgin is not as easy as it sounds. I 'm just sayin.
I hope that YOU have gotten entered into Mango Minster 2012...
I have gotten myself and my Ernie entered in the Too Darn Cute category. Which will be judged by the BEAUTIFUL TALENTED SPECTACULAR INTELLIGENT AND CURRENTLY SNOWLESS..... FIONA.

Bone Soup.... Friday 13th.....

2012-01-13T06:01:00.003-05:00

Please think GOOOOOOOOD thoughts fur our bestest furend PIP.. he has his cardiologist appointment this morning at 11:45. We're with you buddy!!!!

So Last year I had the HONOR of being the Best In Show Judge for Mango Minster 2011. It was all pretty exciting fur a little (short legged) guy from the Hills of SouthEastern Ohio. I had to do a lot of THINKIN and PLANNIN and Clearing of the Mind stuffs... PLUS I had to be SEA QUEST HERD. I mean REALLY.. I had to go into Super Secret Hiding to keep away from those who might have liked to Offer Me a BRIBE or somethingy like that... SOOOOOOO being as how I like to do Wood Work and stuffs.. I got LUCKY and Mr. Master (Mango's Dad) kindly offered to Hide me Out in his wood workin shop. So I got to become his apprentice guy. We even had some grrrrrreat foods. I took the Basic fixin's fur BONE SOUP. That would be 3 nice bones. Butt I told Mr. Master that the soup would be even better if it had a couple of other thingys in it.. SOOOOOOOOOOOOO he came out with this basket of SOUPER add ins...

Did I ever tell you that I actually won in MM 2010??? YEP I surely did do that. Here is all the super LOOT that I got.
Butt bein a JUDGE was not as easy as being a Good Sport as you can plainly see.
This is how I looked after a hard day of bein a Mr. Master Apprentice. All covered over with wood chips and stuffs... and STARVED...
So I took the bones I had brought and added in the Mr's stuffs and he and I had a Super Duper Souper Supper.
OH the Memories.

Blogger Problems....

2012-01-12T12:11:00.003-05:00

I am seein and hearin that lots and LOTS of you are having Blogger troubles....

Fur ONCE... I am able to comment on everybuddy's blogs.. and NOT having the issues you are all havin.

I wonder if it might be due to the fact that I use Mozilla Firefox fur my Browser... JUST fur Bloggin. I still use Internet Explorer fur my Email beclaws it is Faster for that and fur general browsing.

Perhaps you could TRY using Mozilla Firefox.. just fur Your Blogging...
Just type Mozilla Firefox in the box and hit Search... it is really easy.

Sorry that so many of my furends Can't leave Comments. Hope it gets fixed QUICKLY.
I think they should Fire all the Squirrels and hire some Lions or Tigers or Bears .

MM Past Judge and PAWMETTO TREATS

2012-01-12T06:01:00.004-05:00

I understand that NOLA has already heard from www.pawmetto.com who furnished the wonderful Prize Pressie for Peeps are Flakes. If YOU are lookin fur a good snack.. you should go to check out what the offer. I thought they were DELICIOUS... THANK You Pawmetto fur sponsoring the Prize Pressie.

As you can see... I LOVE to wear a grrrreat HAT... Butt the Judgy WIGGIE thingy that Mango Forced me to wear last year as the MM 2011 Best of show Judge... was NOT my favorite head gear.
NO... I much prefer my Milkbone Cap.
Have you hear??? Blogville is gonna be havin a HOOOOOGE Valentine's Pawty and dance at the Community Center. It is all being put together and run by our grrrrreat furend GLACIER.
You will be wanting to snag the badge and start lookin fur a DATE and gettin your stuffs all lined up fur a GRRRRREAT BLOGVILLE EVENT!!!
Ruby and Penny... will you do me the honor of going to the Pawty with me?

Peeps are a Flake.... WINNERS and...

2012-01-11T06:01:00.004-05:00

OKAY>>>> now let me tell you that I very CAREFULLY loaded these pictures in the order that I wanted them to come up..........butt STINK HEAD Blogger put them up... the way IT wanted to do them... BAH.. Soooooo TRUST ME.. FIRST we had the NAMES of all of you who entertained us so... beautifully, all layed out... THEN we folded them.... THEN we put them in the BASKET and THEN we drew the names....Butt that is NOT how the pictures Here show you... SORRY!!!
Sarge's MOM (my sister Lori) drew the 3rd Place winner....
THEN she Drew the SECOND Place Winner.. THESE are the Names of all who were in the Basket.....
Then we drew ANOTHER NAME... BUTT not in this order... beclaws Blogger is a STINK HEAD...
and FINALLY She drew ANOTHER Name....
AND.... here is the FINAL LIST OF THE WINNERS...
Out of order Picture .... AGAIN...

Peeps are a Flake was a huge success. We would like to thank each of the 25 who joined us in this very fun filled event.

Here are the winners:

3rd. Place...... PAWMETTO TREATS........ WINNER.... NOLA !! (PLEASE email Frankie for how to collect YOUR prize.

2nd. Place.... HOME MADE MILKBONE TREATS & SNACK JAR... WINNERS... RONNII, IZZY, & UJIO..... (We ALREADY have your addy and will mail your Prize Jar)

1st. PLACE.... PittBULLfrog CALENDAR...

BUNK... (Please Email roaddog AT road-dog-tales DOT com )

Congratulations to the WINNERS... AND.. THANK YOU ALL for the WONDERFUL Laughs. EVERY Post was a JOY to read.

Sincerely,

The Road Dogs..... Sarge..... Frankie Furter. Links are to the LEFT for RD's & Sarge

Ernie's TAIL

2012-01-10T06:01:00.003-05:00

ATTENTION PLEASE... WHN's Old Email Addy was HACKED... if you need to email her to get Addy.. for sending MEMORY QUILT SQUARES.... YOU MUST USE THIS ADDY... DACHSIESWITHMOXIEMAMA at GMAIL dot COM

NEVER EVER OPEN an email that might come from ANY other addy but the one listed HERE>>> dachsieswithmoxiemama AT gmail DOT com OK???
Please excuse the Lens Cap on the left... It was REALLY hard t get a good pic of Ernie's tail... Butt this pic shows it Best.. See what I mean.. It looks like somebuddy tired to Braid it.. the RED furs are coming from UNDER and growing up OVER the Black Pawt. AND.. Look at the Tip.. BaaaaaaaaWaaaaaah... his tail is CRAZY!!!
Look at all the TWONGY furs. I laff at his tail ALL THE TIME...
Mom TRIED to get a close up of the WILD FURS...
Now this pic was taken on Jan. 5th... it was REALLY SUNNY butt kinda Windy and chilly so I made Ernie wear one of his coats.. butt it was SOOOO nice that I didn't need one. We went down under the Flag Tree and did some quality Moley Gwalkin... Butt Ernie has a Short Attention Span.. since he is still just a puppy and all.. He couldn't stay with me while I was diggin into the Mole Hole. He wanted my MOM to make me QUIT and play with HIM.. I told HER that I had work to do so SHE had to play with Ernie. So guess what SHE did????....
She got out some of our Frozen FRESH beef bones and she gave him TWO of them. She said somethingy like them being Pacifiers whatever THOSE are. All I know is that HE got Most of the really Good stuffs off of BOTH of them. Grrrrrrrr.

Sad to see them go home....

2012-01-09T06:01:00.001-05:00

Ernie and I have been BIZZY... as you can see by his NOSE...

There has been some Yard work needin Attention..
Did I mention that SARGE is off on one of those Pawlice thingys? Well, he is... butt he will be back soon... I'm sure. He's prolly on one of those...RARE.... STEAK Out Thingys ........ with Zona... his bestest girrrrl and Chief Deputy...

I am kinda SAD today beclaws my company is leavin... BUTT they have prolly had about enough of ERNIE by now and WANT to get away. I'm just sayin...

Company Here...

2012-01-08T06:01:00.001-05:00

I hope that you have all recovered from the ... Excitement in Blogville... Yesterday.

I want to thank everyone who put up Posts about your Flakey Peeps... they were just GRRRREAT.

We will be drawing NAMES of the Winners.. and they will be Posted on all FOUR BLOGS on WED. Jan. 11th...

I am READING you all ... butt no time fur Commenting.... Sorry... I'll be back on track.. by Wed. though..

Don't furget.... you still have a bit of time left to get your Memory Quilt Squares to WHN... She needs LOTS more... TELL YOUR FURENDS...

SPECIAL BLOGVILLE TOWN MEETING... EVERYBUDDY IS INVITED....

2012-01-07T06:01:00.004-05:00

Staff meeting Held PRIOR to this OPEN TOWN MEETING!!!

ATTENTION ALL OF BLOGVILLE... GATHER ROUND FUR THIS ....I, Mayor, Frankie Furter have called this BLOGVILLE TOWN MEETING to make a HOOOOOOGE announcement.
As you can see... the MEDIA is here fur the NEWS... Too. Are you READY?
I would like to announce that fur the FIRST TIME EVER... we are going to be giving the KEY TO BLOGVILLE.... to a PEEP!!!
UMMMMMM BUCKY... and NURSE MAGGIE MAE.... PLEASE help those who just FAINTED... We will wait until everybuddy has gotten back on their Paws to continue... ......... >>>>>> >>>.....>>>>

THANK YOU to Our Beloved Emergency Crew and Nurse M. M. .. Now please allow me to continue...

Can you all hear me way in the BACK??? OK then..

As I was sayin... Blogville is going to Award our beloved... KEY to a Peep. I never in my PAWlitical Career thought this would happen, butt We simply need to recognize this PEEP fur going Above and BEYOND the HOWL of Duty... fur US.

I would like to Award the Key to Blogville to... Miss Agnes also known as What's Her Name for the tireless work she is doing on the MEMORY QUILT For our dear furends the Houston Pittie Pack and Wee Ones.. and their Peeps.

HOWL MAHRrrrrrrOW WaRROOOOOOOOOOOOO HOWL (ROWSING aPAWS)
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAHRrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooow HOWL
ok>>>> LET'S SETTLE A BIT.. I KNOW that you are all excited and stuffs butt I want to move this along a bit.... as I said... WHN is giving so very much of her time and TALENT that I thought we should recognize her fur her FINE Work and I know of no better way to do it than by awarding WHN (aka Miss Agnes) with our most prestigious prize... THE CEREMONIAL ...KEY to our beloved BLOGVILLE. Oh DEAR... BUCKY and Nurse Maggie Mae... TWO MORE just Fainted up here in the front...

I guess the thought of a PEEP being honored in this fashion is just too much fur some of us. Don't worry... this does NOT mean that WHN or ANY peep. for that matter, will be ... gettin free access to our community. It will be FINE.. I Pawmise you. THEY will not be runnin amok. Sarge will be here to pawtect us.
OK.. I think everybuddy is vertical again.. I'll Continue with the ceremony....

Of course WHN could not be HERE IN BLOGVILLE>>with US to accept the KEY.. so accepting on WHN's Behalf are..... Ginger Chip Tasha Thai and Anna Rose. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.. The DACHSIES WITH MOXIE... Let's here it for WHN !!!!!!
On behalf of ALL of BLOGVILLE, Please accept this KEY as a token of OUR Appreciation for thinking of the Memory Quilt, and for the countless HOURS it has (and Will) take to put together. Your Work and the many wonderful TRIBUTE SQUARES (sent to you by our beloved Blogville Community) that you will be stitching will be a LASTING TRIBUTE and source of strength not only to Miss Sandra butt to ALL OF BLOGVILLE.
THANK YOU TO ALL WHO HAVE SENT SQUARES.... AND THANK YOU MISS AGNES... aka.. WHN.
THANKS to all of you for comin to this Special Blogville Meeting....
Now let us all head over to the Blogville Community Center... where there will be .... some Games and ..... SNACKS. SNACKS I say SNACKS!!! FREE FOOD!

DEAREST SWEET FUREND....

2012-01-06T09:48:00.003-05:00

Dear DARLING Sweet Natured BEAUTIFUL FUREND.... FIONA,
I (Frankie Furter).. want to CONGRATULATE you on being chosen as the JUDGE fur Mango Minster 2012 Category... TOO DARN CUTE!!! I (your bestest furend in the world) Frankie Furter Know that you will be TOTALLY FAIR and imPAWtial when you do your Chewsing. I know that you would NEVER EVER take my offer to send you some of my Mom's Delicious HOME MADE Milkbone Snacks, or a Fresh Deer Antler to be anythingy OTHER than my way of saying Congratulations on being Chosen to Judge the VERY Category that I just Happen to be ENTERING.

I thought LONG and hard and came up with a SHORT list of pawsible categories to enter. (I made a Frankie Funny fur FYiOOUNA. Get it?? LONG and SHORT... Now what in the world could be more CUTE than a LONG dawg that is also SHORT???
So Here is a pic of me being my CUTE Self.. while dining on a delicious Cob of Corn.

Everybuddy thought I was CUTE Riding my Surfing Board and sportin my special Swim Wear.
You must agree that I was the CUTEST Dawg on the Judgemental Bench during MM 2011 !
AND my SUPER HERO SELF is a CUTE as a speckled pup.
OOOOOPS SORRY.. I do NOT know how a Picture of my Cussins Ernestine and Francine EVER managed to get on here.
Well, I believe that I have a Good Chance of takin the TOO DARN CUTE thingy don't you?

PeeS... Fabulous FIONA... your "BIG BOX of GOODIES" will be in the mail.. SOON.

just some stuffs...

2012-01-06T06:01:00.003-05:00

NOTICE: Tomorrow (Saturday Jan. 7, 2012) there will be a Special BLOGVILLE TOWN MEETING... IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING a meeting of all the town.. Officials... BIG ANNOUNCEMENT coming Your WAY... DON'T miss the Meeting everybuddy.... Snacks to follow.
So this is Baby Ernie and ME.. way back in October...
It was a lot of fun teachin him to do Zoomies...

and showin him how we DACHSHUNDS Dig HOLES...
Hope you are enjoyin the Peeps are Flakes Stories... Some of them are real.. corkers!!!
Now... I gotta tell you... we are gonna have some company fur a few days... so I won't be having hardly ANY time fur doing much more than READIN and keepin track of the Flakey Peeps Posts.. AND doin the DRAWIN fur the WINNERS... Which will be ANNOUNCED on Jan. 11th... after the company goes back. BUTT TOMORROW I am gonna have a VERY MUCH SPECIAL POST UP... SOOOOOO ATTENTION ALL BLOGVILLE SECRETARIES OF.... (WHATEVER) AND Clerks, and Fire and PAWlice and stuffs... I am calling a SPECIAL MEETING... SO BE SURE TO ATTEND... YOU WILL WANT TO BE THERE FUR THIS.. Tomorrow Jan. 7th..

Measureing Ernie... Five Mos. OLD...

2012-01-05T06:01:00.006-05:00

This is a picture of my Ernie and ME (Frankie Furter) on Oct. 15, 2011.. his GOTCHA DAY.Here Ernie is learnin how to use the RAMP from the front porch down into our Safe Fenced area.
THIS is a picture of him... havin his very furst dinner in his new home. Hehehehe Ernie was sooooooo little back then.
THIS is a FLASH Pic... Just to Remind you about the Peeps are Flakes thingys...
And YOU think YOUR Peeps are Flakes???? In this picture.. Ernie is Layin Down.. and I am sittin UP... Just so you can see our sizes together NOW... THIS pic was taken on Jan. 4, 2012.
Your Flakey Peep stories are just Hilarious I am lovin them like Mad. Now you still have until Saturday night to get Yours in... In case you haven't done it yet. Last count I have 16 names on the list...
NOW TODAY is Ernie's 5th. month birfday... he is gettin SOOOOOO big.. and he has lost some of his puppy Teefs... thank Dawgness... I'll be really glad when the are ALL gone. AND it is ALMOST time fur him to go fur his "Bobblectomy"... butt I have NOT explained THAT to him yet..
SO take a look at how much he has grown since the day He come home... Oct. 15, 2011.

HERE is my little LITTLE Ernie.. on the DAY I brought him home!...
He was only 8 weeks old.
This was the FURST Picture of Him...
AND Here he is NOW... at 5 mos. old... Look at his furs color and how much THAT has even changed.. At FURST he was more Brown with Black Overlay.... NOW he is gettin RED with the Black Overlay... and MUCH furrier.. I gotta get you a gooooooood pic of his TAIL... it is a RIOT.. it looks like somebuddy was trying to Braid a Rope... BaaaaWaaaah.
Those are my Furs at the bottom here... I was tryin to Look at ME... butt he was being a Stink head and wouldn't do it. Mom helped me to use the Sewing kind of TAPE MEASURE thingy and Ernie is 15 inches from shoulder to base of tail. WOW!!! I NEVER EVER thought he would be THIS big.

Flakey Peeps...

2012-01-04T06:01:00.003-05:00

Keep em comin..... they are HYSTERICAL.

Well if you have not been readin the Flakey Peeps posts... YOU are REALLY Missin out.
As my sister Lori (Sarge's Mom) said.. the first time she ever saw any our our blog posts..
"MY GOD Mom... they will just tell ANYTHING." and mom said.. Well YES of course. Beclaws SHE was used to how WE Are.. and then Lori said, "Butt MOM.. this dog is telling that her Grandma Can't POOP.. and I THINK she is talking about a PERSON." and my mom said.. OH, that must be Twix..

So I guess what I'm sayin is.... My SISTER LORI... is a FLAKE .. because SHE doesn't even know the stuffs that We are Interested in and consider to be imPAWtant.

YEP... Peeps are Flakes fur sure. Click on the ones that say they have a post up and you won't miss any of the GOOOOOOOOD Stuffs. I'm just sayin.

PeeS... keep your paws crossed fur Pip. He isn't feelin too good.

Peeps are Flakes Posts....

2012-01-03T06:01:00.002-05:00

Today is Miss Judi's Birfhday.. so if you stop by SASS today be sure to wish her a HAPPY BIRFDAY.If you want to read the Flakey Peep Posts that are comin in... just click on the NAME of the one who leaves a Comment saying that they have their post up.
I'm telling you they will have you Rollin On the Floor... Laffin your TAILS OFF!!!

Today is 1-2-12 a very special date...

2012-01-02T06:01:00.008-05:00

I hope that if you haven't already Posted your Peep is a Flake story and Pictures.. that you hurry... Don't furget to go to SARGE's Blog and leave a comment THERE too... also the Road Dog Blog and the Blogville Community Calendar... don't furget to leave a comment HERE too. You need to comment all FOUR places... it will be WORTH the trouble.. beclaws there are SUPER Prize Pressies... THREE of them. HAVE FUN!! You can click on the names of those who comment that they have put up a Flakey Peep Post... I have been laffin my Tail Off over them.. MY mom is starting to seem BORING compared to some of the stories that I have read!!!
Now I must tell you that I am sad to report that it seems that My little Ernie is not going to be following me with a career in PAWlitics. No, he seems much more interested in becoming a Mighty HUNTER like my dad.. (Ol' Sure Shot). So he has been pestering dad fur all kinds of lessons on how to become a RESPONSIBLE Hunter. Dad told him that FURST he needed to learn how to PAWperly FIELD DRESS a Prize. Dad told him that once you get somethingy DOWN.. you gotta make sure it will all be SAFE so you gotta Get the GUTS out... REALLY QUICK LIKE... So Ernie has been doing a lot of Practice Work. He is actually gettin QUITE good at it. So my dad fixed him up a Practice TROPHY .. DISPLAY ... Check it out.
He has done all of these... and some OTHERS Too.. in the last few days... He did the Penguin's Feet a good while ago... butt now he has given it a ButtEctomy and now Penguin is Nice and Flat. See all of the squeakers... Can't have those left in the carcas.
Oh I must admit that I really AM proud of Ernie's New Skills. He can Field Dress a toy in Seconds..
He is even workin on SKINNING. See the Black furs by the blue ball??? YEP Ernie SKINNED one of MY skunks. OH and he can take the NOSE off a snowman in less time than it takes to Melt a Snowflake on YOUR Nose!!
Ernie can Sling Guts like no buddy's bidness.
he is even workin on how to Shred a Rope toy.
Sorta looks like that BUS made some ROAD KILLS... butt actually it was ALL ERNIE. In FACT... he took the Engine and Transmixer thingy outta the BUS...
He tore into the Ball toy and then did some super LEG WORK on the blue hippo.

Now I may be disappointed that he Won't be a PAWlitical Guy like ME... butt I am glad that he is gonna carry on the family tradition of ... Huntin... STUFFS.
If you have NOT sent your 6 inch MEMORY QUILT Square(s) you still have a bit more time. WHN needs LOTS of Squares.

PeeS... the NEXT Exciting date will be 12/12/12

Blogging Award...

2012-01-01T14:43:00.000-05:00

Happy NEW YEAR... 2012

2012-01-01T06:01:00.004-05:00

Whew... Ernie and I didn't get home until the New Year was like 87 minutes old... We had a blast at the Guys Only Pawty... Lots of visits to Trees and stuffs... mixed in with Squirrel chasing and a tad of diggin. As you can see we are STILL in our Jammies... and just getting ready to watch the ROSE Parade.. and have some Delicious SauerKraut and some tube steaks. Butt I did want to tell you our New Year's Resolutions...I resolve to Love my Wives, Ruby and Penny... More Each and Every Day. I resolve to refrain from callin my Cussin Sarge a butt scooter. I resolve to TRY and not Laff at my Cussin Francine.
and Ernie resolves to try never to jump another TURDle.
We all hope that YOUR New Year is full of Health and Joy and Love.

Happy New Year's EVE

2011-12-31T06:01:00.002-05:00

Cussins Francine and little Ernestine stopped in to have my mom help them with their Formals.. they are going to some kind of Fancy Schmancy Frilly Foo Foo Pawty tonight.Little Ernestine wanted a big Flowerey thingy butt Mom and Francine told her she was too young fur such thingys.
Now Ernie and I are gonna just go out to a little get together with a couple of Our furends. It is GUYS Only Pawty.
I heard that there would be some Squirrel Chasin and other Outdoor fun so we to some heavy jackets.. fur THAT.
The girrrrrls were worn out after the getting their Gowns all fitted and then dressed, butt let me tell you..... they got their SECOND WIND and took off outta hear like Wimmen scentin a SALE in the Meat Department. I don't even know if they Heard me shout... See You NEXT YEAR. I think they were in a hurry beclaws the Pawty they are going to is way down in No More Leans.. I just hope that Ernestine doesn't come home with... "BEADS".
We all FOUR hope that you have a Wonderful New Year's Eve. Ring out 2011 and BRING In 2012 with a BANG... and don't furget to eat some SAURKRAUT... fur GOOD LUCK. I am gonna work on my New Year's Resolution.

FAME and SHAME...

2011-12-30T06:01:00.004-05:00

OK... here is the SHAME Pawt... Can you EVEN believe this??? Mom said that WE had to have a BAFF... I am soooooo embarrassed to show you us... all wet and Nekkid. Butt at least you can't see... Those Pawts of us. I know that it looks like Ernie is WAY taller than Me.. butt actually I was layin down.... there IS one good thingy about this.. Horror though. Mom PAWMISED us that if we got all washed up and clean and stuffs... we would NOT have to have another BAFF... fur a YEAR !!! WHEEEEE no more baffs fur a YEAR. We kinda like the Share the Shower thingy, by the way. Share the Shower... Share the Shame..Now on to the FAME that I Mentioned...

Do y0u remember the other day when I was showing you the material that I sent fur the MEMORY QUILT??? I mentioned the Angel short furs... THIS is Angel Lisel's NAME.. and it is painted on the WALL of our Toy Room... And this is Angel Sarek's Name.. he was Baron's TWIN Brother...
And this is Angel Baron's Name... All the names are on the wall beside the Bed Box that they used to sleep in. Which is where the material came from. AND GUESS WHAT ELSE is on that wall?????
MY name and the Names of my BRIDES.. RUBY AND PENNY... with our Wedding Date.. AND

POOF.......

Ernie now has HIS name on the Wall of FAME, Too!!!! Isn't that just GRRRREAT?? The Furters.. and Ernie, too. SIGH

WHN still needs MANY more 6 inch Squares for the Memory Quilt she is makin fur the Fearless Five. I saw a lot of your comments yesterday and I know some are on the way to WHN. Would you please ask your furends if they would like to become pawt of this wonderful tribute?
Oh... and don't furget to pawpare your PEEP is a Flake stories.. they are not to be posted until Jan. 1st.. until midnight on the 7th.. AND be sure when you do post... that you comment and tell us... on Sarge's Blog, the Road Dogs blog, the Blogville Comm. Calendar... AND on my blog... that way we have you on all FOUR .. so we are sure you get into the GRRRRREAT Drawing fur the THREE FABBO Prize Pressies..
The Winners will be announced on All Four Blogs on January 11th.

Ernie's FUREND in the BLACK BOX......

2011-12-29T06:01:00.003-05:00

THIS is Ernie's FUREND... that lives in the BLACK BOX... BAAAAAWAAAAAH. SHHHHI can't bring myself to TELL him... the little guy keeps trying to give it FOODS and TOYS...
Then he WHINES beclaws his Furend won't Play or Eat and stuffs... I just stand back and WATCH.. and TRY my best not to Laff at him. Ernie thinks that the Dish LICKER Box.. is his furend... Well, that's OK... I used to have my Pretend Furends ... Slick and Trick and Barkley. Butt NOW I (Frankie Furter) have ERNIE... and he has ME... a fur REAL Furend. I guess we have all had Pretend Furends... when we were... YOUNG. hehehehehe
Now... I hope you realize that My FLAKEY MOM really DID have this SNOWMAN Santa Paws had thingy ON HER HEAD... while she was Taken the Snowmen Collection Away. And she was SCREACHIN... that Stupid... Frosty the Snowman Song TOO. TOLD YOU SHE is a FLAKE. OHHHHHH my EARS.. My POOR EARS... You have your My Peep is a Flake story going? I know PUDDLES has HER's Under Control... THE STORY...... NOT her Mom. OF Course. You can start Publishing them January 1st and through the 7th.
here is a last look at Ernie .. Tryin to get his Furend... to Play with the Skunk toy.
Now don't furget to get your Memory Quilt 6 inch Square sent to WHN.. She will be needing 220 of them Total.... so... PLEASE Tell all of YOUR FOLLOWERS.
Here is where you can find the info. http://dachsieswithmoxie.blogspot.com and you can put that up in your post fur your followers. I know that LOTS of you have already chosen what you will be sending. Some have already ARRIVED and some are in the mail. I will keep you posted about the COUNT DOWN to QUOTA . AND THANK YOU fur doing this!!!

And YOU thought Your Peep was a FLAKE?????

2011-12-28T06:01:00.005-05:00

OK.... furst... you all know that WHN the Dachsies with MOXIE's Mom is doing a MEMORY QUILT fur Miss Sandra... Featuring our Fearless Five... and YOU get to be INCLUDED TOO. HOW??? Well all you need to do is Send her a 6 inch Square of material... that has VERY much Special Meaning to YOU. So I have already sent my square to WHN and I would like to do a Show and Tell here. See the Bone and the Ball??? Well way back in the Before Frankie Time. My Mom made this thingy fur the Short Hairs who are now Angels. THIS is the Sleeping bed House thingy that the short hairs (Lisel, and the twin boys Sarek and BARON) slept in.... Sometimes Baron liked to take his Naps ON TOP of it... OR take Snacks up there where Lisel and Sarek couldn't get them... THAT is how the Stain got there. hehehe Baron must have been somethingy else. BaaaaaWaaaah... Now in this NEXT picture you can see how FADED from MANY MANY WASHING and a lot of time just ... being there (almost 9 years).
Do you see that nice BRIGHT Square up there??? Well, now mom had some of that material LEFT so she sent THAT fur My pawt of the MEMORY QUILT. Mom thought about cutting a square out of the Privacy Curtain... butt she was afraid that it is so THIN and not being STRONG that it might fall apart on the Memory Quilt. So... I told her... Well, Squirrel Brain... it IS the Material... and that is all that matters. Just WRITE on the Square and it will be FINE. BUTT WAIT... I need to tell you about the Words, RIGHT???
So here is what I told mom to write... the ORIGINAL BARON... from Frankie Furter and Ernie.
Now WHY????? you are askin did I have her say... the ORIGINAL Baron??? Let me tell you.. When Shelby had her PUPPIES... mom thought it would be sooooooo cool to BUY the Rights to NAMING the Puppies... and mom asked if she could buy the name BARON in honor of Angel Baron... and Miss Sandra said YES!!! Soooooo mom sent the green papers and One of Shelby's Puppies was named.. Now mom Also did that same thingy fur one of the NEW Baron's Sisters and her name became Patty Cake. (Butt that is another story).... SO See this Memory Quilt square has....triple meaning... it is from Ernie and Me, It is somethingy that the Original Baron actually LOVED, and ... it has the name of one of Shelby's precious babies on it, Puppy Baron!!!! Cool Drool !!!
So now YOU need to get YOUR quilt Square sent to WHN... she needs about 200 MORE. Tell your furends... Spread the word...

NOW then...... I told you my mom got this REALLy GRRRREAT SWEATSHIRT thingy from Santa Paw and here is what it looks like. My mom is WILD SUPER CRAZY over it... butt I just don't know why that is... hehehe blush

So.... YOU think your Peep(s) is Flaky???
You haven't seen anythingy

YET
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How would you like to
have to live with...

THIS?

So..... here is the Challenge..... Get BIZZY.... Write YOU story about YOUR Flaky Peep(s) and just Try to TOP... this.... I am pretty sure that My mom is HEAD AND SHOULDERS Flakier than YOURS... PLEASE.... OH PLEASE PROVE ME WRONG!!! All the info is available by clicking HERE.
I BEG of YOU.... PLEASE... Prove me Wrong... And did I say that there will be PRIZE Pressies at the END??? OH Yes.. YES indeed... Wonderful Prize Pressies to those of you who .... try to prove that YOU Peep(s) are Flakes!! I am down on my BELLY here my FURENDS. Write... Photograph... and POST... your My Peep(s) Is/are a Flake stuff Next WEEK.
You are my beloved DEAR sweet Furends... Surely you wouldn't leave me Tied to THIS FLAKE ... all ALONE...... Would YOU????? whine whimper shiver shake whine
See this SIGN.... Not a single Snowman on it... Just a few FLAKES... I know YOU all have FLAKES... Lay them on us...
OH and about this sign... you will NOT believe where it came from.. It is From JAZZI!!! Yes OUR Jazzi (Uncle Ed's One and Only JAZZI). She sent this to me so that I would have a decoration that did NOT have one of "THOSE" on it. THANK YOU Jazzi... I like it so much I think I'll just keep it hanging.. til Tulip Time... OR at least long enough to ...* * remind you to write and POST..** YOUR * Flakey * * * Peep **** Story******
PeeS.... please feel free to go to the older post thingy and copy and POST the story of OUR Fearless FIVE.. Some have NOT seen it at all and those of us who Have seen it.. need to spread their story.. It will help us to heal.

Pressies from MY WIVES....

2011-12-27T06:01:00.006-05:00

Would you just LOOK at the wonderful MARVELOUS stuffs that my beautiful wives sent to me and Ernie and to my mom and dad... Furst... look at the CARD .. right here beside OUR Anniversary CLOCK.. SEE??? it has a DACHSHUND on it... and it was signed and stuffs... by my WIVES... butt that is toooooo very much special and PAWsonal fur me to let you read.
OKAY... I can tell you that they sent me TWO HOOGE bags of their Grrrreat home cookered ... just fur ME.. Duck Jerky... Drooooool and a bag of Sweet Potato snacks with Duck Jerky Garnishes.. Drip drop DRIBBLE DROOL.. I don't think these thingy are good fur Ernie's delicate stomach and his Baby Teefs.. So I think I'll just be FORCED to eat them ALL... MYSELF.
AND they sent BOTH of us... SNOWMAN Squeaky Toys... Ernie Ripped the nose off of his in like 87 seconds... beclaws he is a Chipper off the Ol' Doxie. Oh.. and there were Chocolate KISSES from my Girrrrls .. fur my Dad and Mom... I was pretty Green with Jellyness over THAT..
AND there were TAGS that I got to READ... and they sent me THEIR SCENT.. on this COOL COOL DEER.
Here I am playin with it... and sniffin up the Grrrreat Scents that they left fur me... Oh and that is Ernie over there with his NOSELESS snowman.. NOW LET ME TELL YOU about this toy.. Mom thought I "Fixed" it right away beclaws.. she couldn't HEAR it Squeakin.. BUTT guess what? It has the mostest Special Sound .. Only WE Dawgs can hear it.. and let me tell you it sounds WONDERFUL. OH Girrrrrls THANK YOU So VERY MUCH. I love EVERYTHINGY.. and Ernie Loves his Snifferless Snowman.. and mom and dad said their kisses were SWEEEEEEEET.
I did let Ernie play with my DEER.. fur about 87 seconds while I played with MY Snowman..
Butt I was afraid he might STEAL some Ruby and Penny Fragrance... so I took it BACK..
Well after all that excitement.. I wanted to take you to see MY WIVES... here they are... Right on the BED... Aren't they BEAUTIFUL... Miss Agnes made the quilt... AND my sister LORI commissioned WHN to make the "Placemats" so she could give them to my mom fur CHRISTMAS.. She LOVED them SOOOOO much that mom then sewed Three of them together so that I can be on the Bed with My WIVES... See Me up there on the Pillows???
Now Ruby and Penny also sent something ELSE fur Mom and dad... In a box that Really said FRagile on it... so my dad opened it... super careful.. and guess what was in there fur mom and dad...
MINI ME.. and Eeensey Ernie... and they have our Names and they are just CUTE as ... well cute as... a Dachshund!!
This REALLY does look like Ernie....esp. his NOSE pawt... heehehe My mom was all SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE over it.
And when she looked at Mini ME... she peed on herself.. butt I didn't say anythingy beclaws .. it IS Christmas and all. Isn't it CUTE ... DAD wants to put them on the dining room table.. butt MOM is going... NO.. they might get broken.. They were snarling at each other over that stuffs... so Ernie and I just want back to OUR Christmas Pressies... and let them.. fight it out.
Thank you Ruby and Penny and Mom J.....EVERYBUDDY just LOVED the pressies you sent fur US. AND...we LOVE ... YOU TOO!!!

Butt I Do have to tell you somethingy FUNNY... Like I said the box said FRagile in one place.. and...
AGILE on the FRONT... I just about Laffed my TAIL off about THAT... beclaws I (Frankie Furter) really AM AGILE. and we certainly REMEMBER when Ernie was TRYIN to be AGILE and ended up havin to jump that TURDle. hehehehe

I would like to THANK Amber DaWeenie fur comin up with the wonderful name... THE FEARLESS FIVE ... it Soooooo describes the Entire Pittie Pack, Amber!!!
If you would like to help them spread the word about what Really happened THAT NIGHT...(SEE Post from YESTERDAY) PLEASE... Feel free to Copy and Paste and POST their Story. I know Fearless Five would want you to. It might help your followers to understand how thingys came to be.
I hope you are writing your Peeps are Flakes stories... Don't furget there WILL be PRIZES!!! REAL SPECIAL Prizes!!!
PeeS..... bet you are GLAD that the Snowmen are GONE... You are sooooooo lucky... beclaws you didn't even see 1/3 of them!!! LUCKY YOU...

For Sandra and the Pittie Pack

2011-12-26T07:00:00.003-05:00

Presented by Frankie Furter in Loving memory, understanding, and friendship for Brinks & Bella and Angels Coco, Shelby, Lucky, Tiger, Guero.

We KNEW that IT was coming. We could Feel IT in the very air. We KNEW we would Not be able to Stop IT, but we Had to Protect our beloved two leggers. We, the Houston Pittie Pack and Wee Ones, Had to make Plans.

From the first moment that we Sensed IT was coming, we were very aware that some of us would need to STAY BEHIND to continue to Love and Protect and Care for our Mommish, Daddish, Grammish , and our Baby Two Legger. That would be a most important assignment. None of us felt worthy. Each believed another possessed the qualities needed to take on the task.

We also admit that we each wanted to take the Easy Path.. The one where we would chase IT completely away... Well beyond the Rainbow.. and then be able to REST on the other side of the Bridge.

Oh the SHAME we felt. WHY? WHY was IT coming to OUR Safe Home? WHY to Sandra's Sanctuary, as we love to call it. And WHY couldn't we Prevent IT's Evil Arrival?

We wanted, but could not find a way to make our people Aware of what was going to happen. WHY couldn't we make the DANGER KNOWN? WHY couldn't we Stop IT? Our saintly mommish had SAVED each and EVERY One of Us. WHY could we not save her from what was going to happen?

OH the GUILT. The Horrible GUILT we all felt. We Should have been able to do for HER what SHE had done fur US. Our Hearts were CRUSHED. We were miserable and felt Useless. OH, the GUILT.

It was Shelby who finally made it clear that we needed to face some difficult facts. We could NOT change the fact that there would be great sadness, but the most important thing of all was to ensure that EVERY ONE of our Humans WOULD SURVIVE and be watched over once we managed to drive IT away.

Shelby made us understand that WE had Mommish, and the other people in our home, to thank for saving US and for showing us such tenderness. It was OUR turn to give back to HER. We, Guero, Shelby, Coco Chanel, Tiger, Lucky, Brinks, and Bella, had known more devotion than any of us ever dreamed possible and it was due to the people who had taken us in and made our lives worth living. Our lives were so wonderful. Not to be measured in the Number of Days ... but by the QUALITY of those days.

There was never a question in our minds.. Mommish, Daddish, Grammish, and the precious baby two legger Must be protected and SAVED. We may not be able to PREVENT, but we Could SAVE, at any cost. SHE saved US we needed to SAVE HER and Her FAMILY.

Who will Go and Who will Stay? We could not decide. We could not VOTE. We resorted to the silly game BONE STUFFIE PAW Bone outweighs Stuffie Stuffie has no Paw and Paw Buries Bone. We had seen people play that with rocks and paper and scissors. Our friends will get a laugh out of that. They will remember how we always Love to have FUN together. Although we enjoyed our game we knew the results would be Serious and must be accepted with Strength and Conviction, just as OUR Mommish has always shown us to do. Yes, we DID enjoy our last game... until we are all together again.

The result of the game was that Brinks and Bella would be the ones entrusted to Remain Behind. They would Comfort and PROTECT in our absence. The rest of us would Drive IT away.

Bella immediately sensed that the little two legger needed to be very close to Mommish and Daddish...especially at NIGHT.. because we were sure that IT would choose the DARKEST TIME to do IT's DARKEST Deed. Bella worked for two days to make the humans AWARE that the two legger baby... was not feeling well and needed to be watched closely... They finally seemed to understand her looks and body language. Bella was finally able to convince the people to move the baby's bed into their bedroom. Bella proved her skill at watching over our little one with all her power.

Brinks would be our Strength.. Our Bone Solid Strength. He would be the one to show Mommish, that all of the days to come, are OUR legacy to HER.

The Plan was ready... we each had our jobs... and when IT came... we did NOT shirk. We Sounded the Alarm and with all our might we Barked and BARKED. IT tried to get to the two leggers but we drove IT back. We gave them the time they needed to get safely away.

Some of the people who were there that night, did not understand that we CHOSE to be where we were.. and to do what we had planned, in order to hold IT at BAY. They foolishly tried to break our concentration. That would have been a disaster. We did not allow it to happen. They didn't realize that WE had everything under control. They didn't KNOW about our PLAN. They did not know that we had been taught to let Nothing stand in the way of what needs to be done. We felt sad that they did not understand our mission. It nearly broke our hearts to hear our names being called and not being able to leave our stations. We stood fast, but hoped that Some Day everyone would understand and forgive us for steadfastly holding IT back.

We took up our positions and we did NOT waver. We began to Bark... Furious Barks.. NOT barks of fear. We Barked our most FIERCE Barks and we were Finally able to Confuse and Frighten IT, and to cause IT to retreat.
We Barked until IT was far enough away that we needed to transform ourselves so that we could continue to drive IT even farther and faster. The FIVE of us made the transition to the other side of the Rainbow Bridge where we could move with the speed and agility needed to pursue the evil thing and to chase IT to a place far beyond where IT could ever harm our dear ones ever again.

We Five are now together, resting with friends we had not seen for a very long time. Brinks and Bella will join us some day, when their jobs are finished. We will never know Why IT chose to attack our beautiful home, but the SHAME and GUILT, which we once felt, have been lifted from our backs. WE saved our people. We did NOT Fail them.
We, the Houston Pittie Pack and Wee Ones, will think often of the night we were able to show OUR devotion.

WOW DOUBLE WOW.....

2011-12-26T06:01:00.002-05:00

HOLY Gwalk A MOLEY... Did Ernie and I ever have a Wonderful Christmas... THIS is a pic of us Checkin out what Santa Paws had left in our Stockings... Please furgive Ernie... He could NOT wait fur me and mom to get him out of his Jammas. Ernie Was STUNNED... He just could NOT believe it all...
We got some super stuffs in our Stockings... and we sorta SHARED some of the stuffs.
Ernie was wantin to hurry up and get into the Packages.. butt he still had to get his jams off.
These are out Stockings... I know it is very much hard to see... butt they have OUR names on them... Mine is on the Green Package one... and Ernie's stocking is the one with the SHOVEL.. That is where HIS name is... ONE EACH... BUTT Of Course they had to have... SNOWMEN on them..
Well after I took Ernie out to Pee and stuffs.. he finally got his Jammas off... THANKFULLY and we were READY to WADE Into the Pressies.
I had to help Ernie get some of them Started... butt after THAT.. he was On His Own.
What a BLAST.
HERE is a pic of All BUTT FOUR of our Pressies... We just had to keep Some of them back fur LATER.. so we could start Rippin and Tearin and Chewin and ... Well before NOON.. Mom had to put 4 of our thingys into Ernies Bin of Shame.. I MEAN.. FAME... where she is now keeping all the stuffs that he has .. Gutted and de-squeakered and made ... just Perfect.. in OUR EYES.
OH... I just HAD to go back and see some MORE of the ACTION... WHAT a DAY.
It was sooooo very much fun to have Christmas Pressies to SHARE with my Puppy. Littles Ones are really what it is all about... except when it is all about ME, that is.
NOW... TOMORROW... I am gonna show you what my BRIDES sent to us. I just had to keep them to myself... so that I could Savor them a bit Longer.
PeeS... I hope that you are gettin some GOOD material built up fur our MY PEEP(s) is/are a FLAKE. I know that after hearin MY mom when she opened her pressie from MY GIRRRRRLS.. I have Plenty to Prove that SHE is a M*A*J*O*R ****FLAKE****.

THANK YOU Santa Paws... and

2011-12-25T19:11:00.001-05:00

You are the BESTEST...

My furend Angel Barney's Mom BARB in Australia made this fur me to give to Santa Paws.
Isn't it Grrrrreat? THANKS Barb!

Wishes From US

2011-12-25T06:01:00.005-05:00

Dearest Furends,
I have turned Comments Off... for this post so that YOU and your Loved Ones may spend time together. My Beloved Brides (Ruby and Penny) and Ernie and I would like to wish you
Merry Christmas and or Happy Hanukkah . My your Homes all be Blessed with LOVE.
PeeS... I will be posting about what my Brides sent to me... tomorrow... I want to have some private time with my thingys furst... I am SURE you Understand That.. hehehehe

HAPPY HOLIDAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!!!

2011-12-24T06:01:00.002-05:00

HERE that are... you daily dose of ... Snowmen...
I want to THANK EACH and EVERY one of you who sent Cards to Ernie and me. As you can SEE they are PROUDLY displayed...
fur ALL to see... Now I don't want to furget those who are good to our Planet and send Green Cards... since YOU can't see those allow me to list the senders, please: Zoolatery, Alanis and Miro, Kelly and Miss Peggy, Jed & Abby & Pretty Girrrrl, Sissy and Gretchen, Maggie Mae and Max, Minnie and Mack, Jo Stella and Ziva, Phantom Thunder Ciara and Lightning, Roscoe, Fiesty Three and Aunty Moon, Jasper, Sugar, and Lorenza.. and the Email from Taffy and Miss Teresa and Family. I Loved Your E-Cards.. one and ALL. The grand total was 88 this year which is ONE more furend than Last Year. AND... Not that I am countin or anything butt.. Ernie and I got 80 More than mom and dad did.
Cussin Francine and her little Ernestine would like to Wish you Greetings and Glad Tidings.
Last year I only asked Santa Paws fur One thing... a Furever Home fur Ziggy.. So far it hasn't happened so I am going to Ask AGAIN... Please Santa Paws...
AND I am gonna add one more thingy to my list fur THIS year... Santa Paws... Please bring a Blog of his VERY OWN to our furend Sweet William.
Both of these guys have been SUPER DUPER Good ALL year long.
To EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU OUT THERE IN BLOGVILLE... I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL HANUKKAH OR CHRISTMAS. I WISH that each of you will have HEALTH and FURENDS and FAMILY and PEACE and LOVE in grrrrrreat abundance.

Snowmen Day # 23... SIGH

2011-12-23T06:01:00.002-05:00

THIS snowman thingy was made in the little town near my house. AND THIS is from my furend Angel Barney and his MOM... all the way from AUSTRALIA. See in the bottom left corner... THAT is Australia. Barb made it fur Ernie and Me.. so that we could share it with all of YOU!!!! THANKS BARB. Hugs from my Hill to YOU.
Are you gettin some stories gathered up about your Peeps and How FLAKEY they are??? I hope you didn't furget about this fangtastic thingy that Sarge and the Road Dogs and I have fur after the furst of the New Year!!
Speakin of Sarge... would you just LOOK at what He and ALL of our Blogville PAWlice Dept. put together fur YOU!!!!!
AND just when you thought there wouldn't be any MORE of these Snowmen... POOF..
Now fur those of you who have lived in Blogville fur AGES... like I have... I wanted to tell you that I got a Beautiful Email from the mom of Angel TWIX and sweet Taffy. Miss Teresa says that they are all very VERY much Bizzy.. butt that Taffy WILL come to Blogville again. Miss Teresa's mom is not doing as well as we would all like. She isn't eating like she should.
Miss Teresa said to wish all of YOU a very Merry Christmas.

Cookies and Snowmen Day #22

2011-12-22T06:01:00.005-05:00

OK..... FURST and Mostest IMPAWtant... Yesterday blogger was being a REAL STINK HEAD and would NOT allow me to get my PROFILE thingy and Would NOT allow me to comment on over Half or your Blogs... I could READ them and see everybuddy elses' comments... just not LEAVE one fur MANY of you. BAH HUMBUG. BUTT then.. last NIGHT all of a sudden POOF it seemed to be FIXED... Let's hope so.. Bah Humbug on Bad Blogger... YEA fur GOOD BOY Blogger.
SECOND: This is soooooooo COOL DROOL you won't believe it...last night I got the grrrrreatest email.... it started by saying... I'm not a Blogger... but I follow many of the Blogs in BLOGVILLE... and then asked fur Miss Sandra's Addy. SIGH... one of our mostest SPECIAL of Followers... One of our Secret FURENDS .... wanted to reach out a paw to Sandra. Told ya it was some Cool DROOL stuffs. I LOVE our Secret Furends... Don't YOU????

NOW do you remember yesteday when I told you my cussin FRANCINE and her Little ERNESTINE were here SCREAMIN about wantin Santa Paws Cookies BAKED.. Well, My mom baked SUGAR COOKIES and FRANCINE and ERNESTINE did HELP HER TO CUT THEM OUT... AND THEY INSISTED THAT THEY HAVE GREEN SUGAR SPRINKLES.

SO ONCE THEY WERE COOL AND STUFFS... WE ALL FOUR MADE NOTES fur puttin on the Plates fur Santa Paws.... and then mom gave us BAGS and we filled our plates and as soon as that was done... POOF.. Francine gathered up THEIR Plate and Little Ernestine and Out the door the went... Screechin... FREEZER we are gonna put them in the freezer.. until early Christmas Eve...

THIS is a pic of Ernie and MY Cookies...These are the cookies we left fur The Girrrrls... (not to be confused with MY BELOVED WIVES)
You might have noticed that we used Special cutters fur the cookies... not the BORING ROUND ones that mom Normally uses... Butt she did have enough Dough left to make some of THOSE too. BUTT NO GREEN Sprinkles. THOSE were reserved fur Santa Paw's cookies ONLY. Just sayin...
I'm gonna slide in ONE Snowman thingy fur you.....
Now THESE are the cookies that Francine and Ernestine are gonna put out fur Santa Paws.
As much as it PAINS me to say ANYthingy much Good about her... I must admit that Francine DOES have a bit better Pawmenship than I (Frankie Furter) do. OR??? should I say PawWomanship? BUTT it isn't MUCH better. hehehe
PeeS... you know what? My DAD ate one of OUR Santa Paws cookies... I DON'T know why though.. He said something about seeing if Ours tasted different than the ROUND ones that Mom handed to him. What a Doofus!
PeeS... I have two exciting thingys to tell you about my little ERNIE... Remember how my mom put him on the Cheese fur Pees plan... well it really Worked Good and yesterday my mom said that she thinks he doesn't need to be on the Cheese Fur Pees plan STARTING on Santa Paw's EVE!!! COOL DROOL..
AND you know how I have been all worried and stuffs beclaws Ernie just doesn't hardly have any furs.. WEll, I was checkin Yesterday and guess what? He now has Almost as much furs on His legs as my Mom does on HERS.

SIGH.... Day # 21...... SIGH.... and MORE...

2011-12-21T06:01:00.002-05:00

I just don't think I have any more WORDS to discribe this... Snowman situation...I'll just let you Look... and I'll sit back and WHIMPER... Fur MORE reasons than just the Snowmen guys... BUTT More about that in a second... WHINE Whimper whiiiiiiine..
whine whimper..
OK.... JUST when you THOUGHT you had seen the WORST stuffs in the world... Check THIS out...
OMD OMD...... LOOK who came YESTERDAY....
YEP... Cussin FRANCINE and her little ERNESTINE.... and Boy Howdy did they ever cause a ... MESS and upset and well, I am SURE you can get the Picture....
Cussin FRANCINE was SCREAMIN at MY (Frankie Furter's) MOM... about COOKIES... COOKIES FUR SANTA Paws... and how SHE couldn't BAKE beclaws she might SINGE her FURS or get Flour on her outfits... or that ERNESTINE might get cookie doughy stuffs in HER furs and on HER PAWS... and that MY MOM just HAD to Bake Santa Paws cookies... RIGHT THEN AND THERE. And she was Screamin and HOWLIN and that got Ernie all upset and then HE and Ernestine BOTH got to going all WHINE WHIMPER... butt not fur the reason I (Frankie Furter) was... and then they huddled together in the corner and looked all PITIFUL and stuffs and so .... mom just said..... OK>>>> I'll help you make Cookies fur Santa . I'm tellin you folks... my life has just gone to Squirrel Snot.
On top of THESE...
I am saddled with CRAZY Whacko Cussin Francine. Poor sweet little Ernestine is gonna end up WARPED. I just KNOW IT... SIGH. Maybe I should take My ERNIE and move to Francine's Place... and Leave Francine and Ernestine HERE with my ALREADY WARPED... MOM..
Do any of you know if Intervention Specialists make HILL Calls????
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A Memory Quilt for Sandra is being Planned AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW. It will be Queen Sized and will have the five Angels' likenesses appliqued on it. The quilt will be made by Agnes Bullock... of the Dachsies With Moxie. It will be ready by Valentine's Day. Agnes (affectionately know as.. What's Her Name, by her furbabies) had an even MORE wonderful Idea.. She is willing to put a bit of YOU into the quilt. Agnes will stitch a Small (6 inch SQUARE) bit of cloth that Means something to YOU into the quilt. That way Sandra will have the most PERSONAL tribute to her beloved ones possible.
You have seen some of Agnes' wonderful quilts on Twix, Sarge, and This Blog. She does Wonderful Work!!! It will be something for Sandra to keep for EVER.
If you would like to send a BIT of YOU to be included in the quilt we know that it would mean so much to Sandra. WHAT would work? Bits of your furst Blankie... scraps of beloved Stuffies... material from your favorite BED or a Tee Shirt or other of your "clothes".. heck... even a piece of your Baff Towel. Remember Whatever scrap of TREASURE you choose... must be WASHABLE and it must be Flat... Not like a Collar or a Rope toy.. so that it can actually be stitched into the quilt. I think you get the idea. Just make it be something that has Meaning to YOU. I KNOW... you don't want to cut up a treasure... but it is a small scrap... and that little Hole that is left behind for You to see will help remind you of what you DO have. Small sacrifice on OUR part... to Help Fill a HUGE HOLE in Sandra's World. RIGHT?

DEADLINE to SEND your Beloved piece of your Cat or Dog's LIFE... is

January 16,2012.

Please Email Agnes at trainwife1962 AT hotmail DOT com for the Address of WHERE to send your 6 inch square. You MUST say: Pittie Pack Quilt in the subject Line To ENSURE that it does not go to SPAM... You will receive a reply with the mailing Address.

Once you have your 6 inch square ready to mail....

PLEASE be SURE to include your Name(s) and your Blog Name and URL... as Sandra will want those..

AND.... Tell her WHAT the scrap of material CAME from and What it Means to YOU and a brief description of the scrap!!! The Description (color, pattern,etc.) will help Sandra to LOCATE that bit of LOVE (that You are sending her) on the quilt. These Letters will all be Saved and Sent to Sandra along with the quilt.
PLEASE feel free to copy and paste this to post on Your Blog!!!!!
We want to get the word out to all who might want to be included in the quilt.

Snowmen Day #20

2011-12-20T06:01:00.003-05:00

I think ... SNOWMEN Light Up My mom... Don't YOU??? THANKS AGAIN HOUND DOG MOM fur ..... shedding some LIGHT on my mom's Addiction.... hehehe SHE is SUCH a FLAKE.See... They Light her UP.. I tell you.
Are you starting to get the PICTURE????
Sometimes I feel like... STOCKING it To her!!!
OOOPS... Please Excuse the Wiring... THIS guy is the official... Snowman Pooper Picker Upper.
He has to empty his Pail of Poops about 87,000 times a day. Peeeeeeeee Uuuuuuu eeeee!!!

NOW if you are wanting to Put a little of YOURSELF into the MEMORY Quilt for Sandra... just go to my Older Posts... and see all the info.. Little NOLA has BRAVELY cut a square of her... FURSTEST PUPPY BLANKIE... and Sarge has Posted about sendin one of his special Chief of Pawlice Bandanas... and coming all the way from So. Africa.. Max Mom is sending a most special square PLEASE Post about what YOU are sending too... we will all want to see... and MAYBE even shed a tear over your description of how much the square means to YOU. Not sure what to write? Go up to the Max Mom link and you can READ a beautiful Well Written description of the meaning and the square they are sending... Take a Tissue when you go though. I'm just sayin.
THANKS to WHN fur taking this wonderful pawject on. SHE is an amazing lady... who does LOVELY work!!! WHAT??? you haven't seen one of her quilts??? Well, race off to the blog and Check Them OUT... HERE...

Ernie's FURST SNOW....

2011-12-19T06:01:00.002-05:00

On Saturday.... Ernie got to see his FURST SNOW.... TRUST me... he Was NOT Amused!!! He is a chip off the Dachshund Block. He was STUNNED to be able to SEE his Paw Prints!!!
The FACT is.... it kinda Scared him... So I had to Actually Walk (FORCE) him out in it...
AND he Kept BEGGING me to Let him go BACK In!! THIS bottom pic is of him... sittin down and REFUSING to go out.... Without ME...
See the scrape marks??? Mom made those... She tried to get MY Ernie to Sniff Snow... BUTT he wouldn't do it fur HER.. BaaaaaaWAaaaaah.. I PRAISED him and PRAISED him fur showing so much WISDOM..... ERNIE waited fur ME to Show What that stuffs was and I was so proud of him fur not trusting HER... Ernie Knows that He is MY PUPPY and that I (his Frankie Furter) will keep him SAFE. I'm not raisin any Squirrel Brained Boy!!!

A Pawject of LOVE and MORE information...

2011-12-18T06:01:00.005-05:00

Dear Friends, THIS is Frankie's MOM today.

A Memory Quilt for Sandra is being Planned. It will be Queen Sized and will have the five Angels' likenesses appliqued on it. The quilt will be made by Agnes Bullock... of the Dachsies With Moxie. It will be ready by Valentine's Day. Agnes (affectionately know as.. What's Her Name, by her furbabies) had an even MORE wonderful Idea.. She is willing to put a bit of YOU into the quilt. Agnes will stitch a Small (6 inch SQUARE) bit of cloth that Means something to YOU into the quilt. That way Sandra will have the most PERSONAL tribute to her beloved ones possible.
You have seen some of Agnes' wonderful quilts on Twix, Sarge, and This Blog. She does Wonderful Work!!! It will be something for Sandra to keep for EVER.
If you would like to send a BIT of YOU to be included in the quilt we know that it would mean so much to Sandra. WHAT would work? Bits of your furst Blankie... scraps of beloved Stuffies... material from your favorite BED or a Tee Shirt or other of your "clothes".. heck... even a piece of your Baff Towel. Remember Whatever scrap of TREASURE you choose... must be WASHABLE and it must be Flat... Not like a Collar or a Rope toy.. so that it can actually be stitched into the quilt. I think you get the idea. Just make it be something that has Meaning to YOU. I KNOW... you don't want to cut up a treasure... but it is a small scrap... and that little Hole that is left behind for You to see will help remind you of what you DO have. Small sacrifice on OUR part... to Help Fill a HUGE HOLE in Sandra's World. RIGHT?

DEADLINE to SEND your Beloved piece of your Cat or Dog's LIFE... is

January 16,2012.

Please Email Agnes at trainwife1962 AT hotmail DOT com for the Address of WHERE to send your 6 inch square. You MUST say: Pittie Pack Quilt in the subject Line To ENSURE that it does not go to SPAM... You will receive a reply with the mailing Address.

Once you have your 6 inch square ready to mail....

PLEASE be SURE to include your Name(s) and your Blog Name and URL... as Sandra will want those..

AND.... Tell her WHAT the scrap of material CAME from and What it Means to YOU and a brief description of the scrap!!! The Description (color, pattern,etc.) will help Sandra to LOCATE that bit of LOVE (that You are sending her) on the quilt. These Letters will all be Saved and Sent to Sandra along with the quilt.
PLEASE feel free to copy and paste this to post on Your Blog!!!!!
We want to get the word out to all who might want to be included in the quilt.

NOW I have a bit more information for you.... If you would like to help Sandra and her family BEYOND what you have so generously done... some of us have been working behind the secenes and have come up with this... Since they lost EVERYTHING... and are currently staying with Family... Space must be considered along with everything else... So Gift Cards seem to be the best way to go. There are BOTH a Target and A Wal-Mart very near. Of course you do know that WAL-Mart is where Shelby was Found by Sandra.
I KNOW that many of you would like to buy actual Presents for Sandra, Josh, the Baby and Bella and Brinks... but we MUST consider all the ins and outs... It would be for the Best to allow Sandra to purchase what is needed and not overwhelm everyone in the household. Perhaps they would even need some food items for their CHRISTMAS DINNER. Yes, my dear friends... Gift Cards would be MOST APPRECIATED.

If you would like the Addy for where they are staying please EMAIL me... with Sandra's Addy in the Subject line frankiefurter AT wildblue dot NET

Next... I have had several phone conversations with Sarah/Mona & Weenie. That woman is a ROCK. She was out Shopping for Food and Bowls for the dogs and a few necessary items for Sandra and the baby and Josh... yesterday morning. She has asked me to tell all of you that she will do a post... when she is able.. remember they are VERY CLOSE friends.. THIS has been Horrible for Sarah. Pray for Her too.
FINALLY... I know that this is VERY Long... and feel free to stop reading right now. From this point I am going to share a story about a lady that I taught with... whose house burned completely to the ground. Becky and her 5 children were all at school and her husband was out harvesting corn when the fire started... THEY were all SAFE.
My friend Rebecca/Becky/Beck (to her husband of 47 years) tells this story OFTEN...
Becky was in the yard looking at the smoldering Hole in the ground... and she suddenly started Screaming.... Toilet Bowl Brush... TOILET BOWL BRUSH... Jesus, I don't even have a TOILET BOWL BRUSH. Her soft spoken husband (Bill) in his Southeastern Ohio Drawl said.. That's Okay 'Beck'.. You don't have a GawDamn TORELUT either. I share this with you as a way to help Lighten the mood... and yet ENlighten you about the TOTAL need. When a HOME burns... one is left with none of the MATERIAL things that Made it a HOME... Just the LOVE which will be used to begin again.
My Love and Deep Gratitude for ALL that Each of You have done... and will continue to do for our friends here in Blogville. Sincerely and Respectfully yours, Lana (Frankie's Mom)

A Time for Mourning and Help

2011-12-17T06:01:00.005-05:00

Dearest Blogville Friends,
We have suffered a tragedy... but in the face of this horrific experience we will be here to aide our beloved ones the Houston Pittie Pack . PLEASE click their name and leave a comment... Can you even imagine the Horror of waking up to your home on fire... and not being able to save every beloved dog, no matter how hard you tried? They will appreciate your gentle words... If you have already been there... go again. Sandra reached out to dogs in need.. over and over and over. Sandra gave Pitties a GOOD NAME.... Yes, PLEASE Reach out to HER over and over .. TELL her What she has done has MADE A DIFFERENCE.

Mayzie Gal and Brudder Ranger set up a Chip In YESTERDAY Just before Noon. Their goal was to collect $1,500.00 and THAT GOAL was REACHED BEFORE 4:30 in the Afternoon. The goal was Raised and AGAIN met. Congratulations Mayzie and Brudder Ranger. You did a wonderful job. AND... THANK YOU to all who Opened your Hearts and Wallets.
In case you are looking for BLOGVILLE on a Map...
it is located Right in the HEARTland. {{SIGH}}....
Y O U are all SOOOOOO Wonderful.

PIP is making his final day of Occupy the Couch a Comment A Thon for our adored Pittie Pack. Please click and comment. PLEASE stop by and leave a comment.

If YOU or someone you Know is doing something ELSE to aide the Houston Pittie Pack... in their time of loss... PLEASE get all of the info about it to SARGE by leaving a comment HERE and he will put it in Blogville Community Calendar.

I can not tell you how broken hearted and Low Down I feel right now. I have been a blogging friend with Sandra and her ADORED Pittie Pack for SOOOOO long. Nothing can change the events of 12/16/11 but I do believe that WITH OUR PAWS TOGETHER... TOGETHER WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS... it just will not be EASY nor will it be fast.
I do believe that I know Sandra well enough to say that she would NEVER want this to stop the JOY that we all find in blogging and JOY that we spread through our blogs. It is with that Knowledge of Sandra that I will try to post.. and comment as usual tomorrow...
Sandra Darling... if you see this post... Know that You are LOVED and that I believe you are a ROCK and and INSPIRATION to all of us.
Sincerely,
Lana/Frankie Furter

Pain and Sorrow....

2011-12-16T14:50:00.002-05:00

Dear Friends,
I am normally able to deal with anything. The tragedy that took place last night has proven to be something I can not cope with. I find myself unable to comment on all the loving and heartfelt tributes that you are putting up for our friend Sandra and her family.
I hope that you understand.
It took all I have to put up the earlier post.

For Sandra and the Pittie Pack

2011-12-16T09:21:00.003-05:00

In case you have not heard..... All of the Humans are Safe. However, our dear furends the Huston Pittie Pack and Wee Ones suffered a horrid tragedy last night. Mona and Weenie called me at 5:30 this morning to say that Miss Sandra had called them to say their Home was On Fire and that although Sandra, Josh, the Baby, and Grandma and Two of the dogs made it to safety Five of the Pittie Pack did not. I never in all my life thought I would have such a difficult thing to have to post. Although we are all going to feel the Pain and Sorrow we must first and foremost be grateful for the fact that no humans lost their lives.
Run Fast FREE and with the knowledge that you were so very LOVED.
Rest Peacefully my long time friends.
I know that you will all be together FOREVER now.
Sincerely,Frankie Furter
December 16,2011

Coco Chanel Guerro
Lucky
Shelby
Tiger
May our wonderful Memories of Each of You sustain us in our time of Grief.

Day #16... the torture continues...

2011-12-16T06:01:00.004-05:00

OMD OMD... My Puppy ERNIE... got his FURST EVER PRIZE Pressie. It is from GEORGE the LAD.. and ERNIE won his contest... LOOK At this!!!It is SIGNED to ERNIE from BOTH GEORGE and TESS!!! Poor little Ernie Was totally OVERWHELMED. Even if he COULD tawk.. he just would NOT have known what to say. Look at George's "Cheek". hehehehe
Inside there was a ROPE Toy... Which is one of Ernie's VERY much Favorite types of toys... and a RECIPE BOOK and a BONE SHAPED cookie cutter. HOW COOL is THAT??? THANKS soooooo much George and Tess. Ernie was over the moon with excitement.
And THEN the NEXT day... we got THIS Pressie Box from PEPSI... all the way from Singapore. There was a Journal Book fur mom to keep track of all of our ADVENTURES and a Monkey squeeeeeeeek toy and a SNOWMAN Toy (which cause my MOM to go SQUEEEEE) and SNACKS and this very much interesting Rope toy... Like I just said... Ernie just LOVES Rope toys. THANKS Pepsi!!!! Ernie and I (Frankie Furter) BOTH love EVERYTHINGY.
I almost furgot to show you THIS... the package from George and Tess Even had George's CHEEK on the FRONT. BaaaaaWaaaaah
NOW fur your Daily Dose of ...... SNOWMEN!!!!!
THEY... hand from the LIGHTS in the Kitchen...And Sit on the Pictures...
Peeps can't get a Snack without .... THEM..
Now THIS is Lori's ( Sarge's Mom) FAVORITE Snowman... She pushes on his hat and...
He POOPS out M & M's. THEY hang above the dining room table...
AND
Just so you know... I have about 30 Pictures LEFT to show you.... SHIVER
PeeS... so far you have only seen like 75 pics.... and remember... SHE didn't get them ALL out this year... beclaws of Ernie, Thanks BUDDY... I KNEW I wanted this puppy fur a REASON... I'm just sayin.

Day #15... Snowmen on the PROWL

2011-12-15T06:01:00.004-05:00

I REALLY REALLY HOPE that you are gettin your My Peeps are Flakes stories all written beclaws.............................
THIS is gonna be one of the PRIZES that YOU could WIN... I got this DELICIOUS Snack Pack....from my UPS man... TO do a PAWduct REVIEW of. It is from Pawmetto...and It is to FAINT for YUMMY. Ernie and I (Frankie Furter) both give it FOUR PAWS UP!!!
I was sooooooo embarrassed by Ernie's Poor Manners... He was Smackin his lips and chewing with his MOUTH OPEN. Sheeeeeesh... Puppies.
Now let me tell you that PAWmetto Freeze Dried Chicken Liver Treats are Delightful. I read all about them and they are VERY VERY much HEALTHY snacks.
You can learn ALL about them.. YOURSELF by going to PAWmetto.com
Just look at ERNIE... I think he wishes that he could write a story about ME being a FLAKE (as if I am) just so he could get ANOTHER BAG.
THANK YOU to PAWmetto and to Miss Sarah fur asking Ernie and ME to do a PAWduct Review. AND fur being willing to put a bag up for a Prize Pressie .... SOME lucky DAWG is gonna be REALLY Happy come January when the Prize Package arrives at YOUR House. YUMMMMMMMMMMM
REMEMBER: Get your Peep is a Flake Story written and YOU might be Droolin over some PAWmetto Freeze Dried Chicken Liver Snacks!!!
Snowmen fur the day:
Now we go BACK to the Baffroom... This is on TOP of the Potty Papers dispenser thingy.My mom.... the REAL FLAKE... Just HAD to do THIS... the sign says... Gone Fishin... and it is on TOP of the Potty... BaaaaaWaaaah... Heck.. even I (Frankie Furter) find THIS ONE.. FUNNY.
And when peeps FINISH in there... they gotta Wash their Paws... so this one is on the paw washer thingy.
And FINALLY fur the Baffroom.. this is on the linen closet door.
I know that you have been wondering about THIS... YES, Sadly I am FORCED to wear a Snowman Collar.. and I have a Snowman Bandana.
Ernie has escaped the horror... a BIT... HIS little collar only has Snow FLAKES on it. Lucky Dawg!!!

Run FREE my Furend

2011-12-14T10:59:00.004-05:00

Thank you Dear Kendra for all of the Fun and Love Filled Memories. Til we Meet in the Furs.

I've got 87 million of THEM Day #14

2011-12-14T06:01:00.002-05:00

Now this light thingy is in the big... everybuddy can use this one.. baffroom. AND THIS is on the OUTSIDE of that baffroom door.
This thingy and the guy inside it... stays WAAAAY up on top of the Cold Foodables Box.. I kinda LIKE this one...... beclaws... guess what... I can't see it from waaaaay down HERE.
These guys live on my mom's Dresser thingy... and they STARE at me EVERY NIGHT... ALL NIGHT LONG.. SHIVER SHAKE {{{{SHIVER}}}}.
Now this Light is really special..... it came Last Year..
from my wonderful furends at HOUND DOG MOM. My mom just LOVES it... the snowflakes on the bottom of the Lampshade... Wiggle when you touch them... BUTT of COURSE I (Frankie Furter) would Never do THAT.
HEY... guess what????? On Monday... Ernie Ripped the Guts out of 3 Stuffies ... ALL BY HIMSELF. I was soooooo proud of him. I had mom hang their Skins up... fur a TROPHY Section Just fur Ernie. The only GOOOOOOOOD stuffie is one with its GUTS spread ALL over the FLOOR!!! RIGHT???? Like I told Sagira and Bokeh yesterday... Stuffie GUTS are like a Gift within a Gift. Just sayin....

THEM AGAIN Day # 13

2011-12-13T06:01:00.003-05:00

BEFORE I Smack you with MORE SNOWMEN thingys... I got this email from PetSafe.net and they wanted me to write up a thingy about the 12 days of Christmas. I might not have done this if our DEAR FUREND TUCKER (who does his Special version of this JUST FUR US) had not had his kitty sister Suddenly Cross the Rainbow Bridge . So.. I wrote this up... as a way of helping to cheer him up a bit. Here Goes... Frankie Furter's Version of... the 12 Daze of Christmas:
On the Furst day of Christmas the peeps I love gave to Me... A Squirrel up in a Nut Tree
On the Second day of Christmas...... Two Tugging Toys
On the Third day....... Three French Fries
... Fourth day.... Four Falling Crumbs
...Fifth day.... Five Pooper Scoopers
...Sixth Day... Six Dachshunds Playing
... Seven Snacks fur Sharing
... Eight Crunchy Milkbones
... Nine Dachshunds Prancing
... Ten Lips fur Lapping
... Eleven Puppies Peeing
... Twelve Dachshunds Drooling

THERE that is MY version of the Twelve DAZE of CHRISTMAS.
I believe that YOU can get into the PetSafe contest by searching www.PetSafe.net They are giving away some FANGTASTIC PRIZES...
Now fur your Daily Dose of ... THEM: (since mom discovered the furnace was running and the house was gettin HOT.. BEFORE they started to melt)

THIS one hangs on the door to OUR TOY ROOM... UGH I have snowmen thingys up to my ... THIS one is right outside the Toy Room DOOR... Double UGH...
Don't furget to get this one going.... We all KNOW our Peeps are FLAKES.. Let's Swap Stories...

Snowmen Day# 12

2011-12-12T06:01:00.004-05:00

They hang around on EVERYTHINGY.Even the Fridge Door.
Mom wears them when she cookers sometimes.

You can't wash Clothes or Dry them without TOUCHING a Snowman...
They even show what the Temperature is... See that Dachshund lookin SOOOOOO happy? Well I TURNED THE HEAT up to INCINERATE.... New PLAN.. if you BEAT em... MELT the evil creatures!!! giggle

Snowmen Day #11

2011-12-11T06:01:00.003-05:00

Are you gettin your favorite example of your PEEP(s) being FLAKEs???? I hope so... THERE WILL be prizes!! Go to SARGE's Blog fur all the Info.... Or to his grrrrreat Calendar thingy.
WELL NOW... let me tell you somethingy you may NOT be aware of.. DADs can Not always be trusted. I was SURE that Ernie and I would either be gettin RID of the Dreaded Snowmen.. Or Digging 87 GINORMOUS HOLES.. while my mom was away yesterday... BUTT N O as you can see THEY are still Hangin Around.. and our Hole Collection is nothing to Howl about either. HE kept sayin stuffs like... NO.. beclaws SHE will WILL be home.. and "I'm" not takin the Heat fur YOUR Idea of how to spend... the rest of MY Life. SIGH
I thought GUYS were supposed to Stick Together and have a UNITED FRONT End.
I'm thinkin that my Dad is only gonna be seein my BACK END fur a LONG TIME.
I guess it IS true that SHE controls the Foodables. Life is kinda Unfair.
At least we were able to have dad make goooooooood use of the Door Handle... Let us OUT..
Let us IN... Let us OUT... Let us IN
They will be gone in about 14 or 15 sleeps though. YEA!!!

Snowmen Day #10

2011-12-10T06:01:00.002-05:00

These thingys hang on the french door that goes out to the SUNNY PORCH. My mom is pressin the turn on button fur one of the snowmen... He goes all Blinky Winky and stuffs... butt I guess it doesn't show up well in a picture. LUCKY YOU.Are you gettin TIRED of Snowmen yet??? I know that I (Frankie Furter) certainly am.
See THAT snowFLAKE snowman... HE lights up too. SHEESH
PeeS.... my mom has to go away today.. about Noon and will be gone until about NIGHT.
So it will be an ALL GUY HILL today. I'm thinkin that Ernie and I might just talk DAD into putting all the snowmen AWAY while SHE is AWAY. YEP... either that or we might just Dig 87 HOOOOOOGE holes.... and get FILTHY DIRTY. Dad won't care.. Dad wouldn't give US a baff without HER. Hummmmm Dump the Snowmen vs. Diggin Holes... I just may have to Flip a Squirrel and see if it lands on its Head or Tail. See you TOMORROW...

Snowmen Day #9 and ERNIE.. the FOLDER

2011-12-09T06:01:00.003-05:00

These pictures are both from the KITCHEN.. Can you EVEN believe that my mom had SNOWman PAPER TOWELS... I am surprised they weren't ALWAYs WET from them melting. hehehe I'm tellin you... my mom is a SICK Woman... SHE needs intervention.
Now I want to tell you this really FUNNY thingy that Ernie does... my sister Lori even SAW him doing it. It is MUCH better when he is using a LONG unstuffie... beclaws he has to do it TWICE. ERNIE... FOLDS Toys.. YES folks.. you heard me RIGHT... Ernie REALLY does FOLD any long toy... he does it so that he can RUN faster and not step on them... I THINK..
Well, Lori has been pestering and pestering fur my mom to get a video of him FOLDING a TOY so Yesterday she decided to give it a TRY.. BUTT it is hard to do beclaws Ernie is a FAST folder.
so SHE got all set to do it and ERNIE pulled a NEW THINGY that even STUNNED my MOM. You will see a tiny peek of ME makin sure that everythingy is going OK... AND... some storage boxes... that we have been waitin fur a DRY day to take to the Snowman Building.... sorry about that. So here you go... Two Videos... (if they work) Showing Ernie the FOLDER and his NEW THINGY... I hope you enjoy THESE... MORE than the Stupid Snowmen Crap... Oooops... I guess I shouldn't have said CRAP.. what with Santa Paws watchin and stuffs... butt these BEADY EYED Snow FREAKS are kinda gettin under my furs.

Did you see it????? Ernie not only FOLDS STUFFS... NOW he is trying to PUT THEM AWAY TOO!!! I think he is tryin to Sniff Up to my mom... in hopes of gettin MORE PRESSIES and stuffs. What do you think?

Snowmen Day # 8

2011-12-08T06:01:00.005-05:00

Mom and Dad are sooooooo proud of their cards... You should see the ONE nice LONG empty STRING that THEY have... I heard my mom say that they might have to do what Jazzi's mom and dad did.. start putting up the ones from the Bank and stuffs... IF they even send one.
I LOVE this.... it sort of makes up fur all the... STUFF that our Peeps do to Us during the other 11 months of the year, doesn't it?????? Paw backs are a real Squirrel.
BAAAAAAWAAAAAAAH...
Note To SELF: Do not send Old Squirrel for Brains out to buy MY cards... EVER AGAIN... Look at the wonderful cards Ernie and I have... So many of them and they are all so Varied and Beautiful... NOT like the Cards that I was FORCED to send out... If you get my "Snowy" Drift.

They just keep comin, don't they!!!Do you see the LIGHT??? THAT is ONE of a Set that the Wonderful Slimmer Pugs sent to mom last year. I know you can't see it in the picture.. butt there is a SNOWGLOBE thingy in his tummy. It makes grrrrreat Light... fur a Snowman.. MOM just loves BOTH of them.. and she said fur me to say... THANKS SLIMMER PUGs.

Now the furst day THESE were out... Ernie upset one... and then he never bothered them again.
This is another Snowman Light... mom has had it fur EVER.
More Window Sill Sitters.
Now I do want to tell you that THIS year Mom did NOT put out EVERY SINGLE SNOWMAN thingy that she has.. beclaws... Well, just think.. Snowman Rugs + Puppy= Yellow Snowmen... so she just opted not to put thingys in.. PeeShooter Range. Same with some of the Stuffied Snowmen... Not this year... I'm thinkin that maybe I should try to tell her NEXT year that Ernie Still isn't Rug Ready. Think it will work???
HEY... have your sent your OrneryMent Pictures to Roo? Blogville's Christmas Tree REALLY needs some "Sprucein" up.
AND... Did I mention that...... PUDDLES is BACK??? I hope that you DO REALIZE that she chose to return to us on.....Pearl Harbor DAY. I'm Just SAYIN!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!!!

2011-12-07T08:46:00.002-05:00

OMD OMD OMD...... PUDDLES DUDDLES BARREL BUTT LEFT A COMMENT ON MY BLOG!!! THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS..... THE ONE AND ONLY.... REAL LIVE
PUDDLES.... IS BACK...

and... if that wasn't enought to put ME over the moon with happiness
got to http://greatdanetucker.blogspot.com he has his annual Tucker's 12 days of Christmas

OH MY GOSH>>>>>> PUDDLES IS BACK!!!!

I am ONE Happy Holidays Dachshund... Puddles and Tucker in One day.

Snowment Day #7... PLUS....

2011-12-07T06:01:00.005-05:00

Furst.... Furends have you forgotten to send your HOLIDAY Pictures to the Feisty Three??? THEY are OUT of New Pictures to add to their Wonderful Slide Show and SHOW CASE. Please send your picture(s) to fiestythreeATgmailDOTcom... and include your Name(s) and a few words about yourself.. THIS is an Annual Event and SOOOOO well done. You will be GLAD that you got in. Francine and Ernestine even got in it!!! SHEESH.
THEY sit on the Windowsills... NOTE... THERE is ONE and only ONE Santa Paws and ONE and only ONE Bell decoration... EVERYTHINGY ELSE... Snowmen... They hang from the Latches..

They Line up and LAFF at me... They kick up their Boots and LAFF at me.
JOY???? I don't see anythingy to be JOY FULL about.
THEY TRY to dress up like Santa Paws... butt I (Frankie Furter) am NOT FOOLED.. Under that RED.. is a heart of SNOW.
HECK.... I can't EVEN show my support fur a FUREND IN NEED... with out SNOWMEN gettin in on the Act... Our Dear Furend PIP is in a terrible way... His Peeps have refused to get him a COUCH... GASP.. I almost FAINT every time I think about this Hideous HORROR.. NO COUCH fur PIP... WHINE WHIMPER WHINE.. SOOOOOO he came up with this grrrreat Idea... ask EVERYBUDDY to help him out...with OPERATION OCCUPY THE COUCH!!
Everybuddy is being asked to put up pics of how they occupy their couches... and the HOPE is that this PAWject will melt his mom and dad's GRINCHY (TWO SIZES TOO SMALL) HEARTS.... and cause them to get our beloved furend... a NEW COUCH.
The only Problem with THIS picture is..... the SNOWMEN in the Background.. BUTT heck Pip has some in HIS operation OCCUPY THE COUCH pic too... so Maybe MAYBE it will be OK.
PAWlidarity 4 Paws Up fur PIP TAKE over the Sofa... Stretch out on the Divan...
Furfriends....... UNITE!!!
OCCUPY THE COUCH FUR PIP.....
Let me hear it now:
squirrel NO... we won't Go!! LOUDER!!!!

SQUIRREL NO!! WE WON'T GO...!!!!!
NOT until PIP has a COUCH!!!!!
Chant it with me now.... SQUIRREL NO!
We WON'T GO!!!

Couch fur PIP COUCH Fur PIP!!!! ..... LOUDER!!!
PeeS.... are YOUR Peeps... FLAKES??? I'm not tawkin Pie Crusty and Dandruff Flakey here.. I'm tawkin.. CRRRRRRAZY Flakes!!! If so.. start thinkin about how you can write up (and hopefully show us some pics) a post about it... the ROAD DOGS and SARGE and I (Frankie Furter) are gonna be doing a My Peeps are Flakes.. thingy in EARLY January... and there will be PRIZE PRESSIES fur the 2 Biggest Flake stories.. Remember ... this will just be fur US FURFOLKS to see and read... SOOOOO you can REALLY ... TELL it like it REALLY is... TELL ALL!!! hehehe... More info on this will be comin.. I just wanted to get your Furtile brains going. BaaaaWaaaaah

Snowmen Day #6

2011-12-06T06:01:00.002-05:00

Snowmen hang on the What Not cabinet...
they Swing from the Lights...

You gotta EAT with them....
No Knob or Door handle is SAFE...
Heck.... I even have to wear a Shudder... Snowman Collar... and Ernie has a Snow FLAKE collar on.
Somebuddy asked... How long do I have to put up with this SnowMADNESS?? Mom puts them OUT in Mid November and they stay OUT until Christmas day or the day after... I think that amounts to like 87 weeks. At least if FEELS like that long...

Ernie is 4 months old today.....

2011-12-05T06:01:00.006-05:00

Before I start... we are in a Big Rain event again... and that means that I may or May Not have innernut service. It depends on how THICK the clouds are and stuffs. So IF I am not around.. that will be Why. We may even get some of Khyra's favorite stuffs * * * * * * * * on Wednesday.. BRRRRRRRRRRR

Today Ernie is FOUR months old. He has been MY PUPPY fur 7 WEEKS. I thought I would tell you a little STORY about him... Better go Pee before you go any farther though... It is VERY MUCH Exciting and pretty darned FUNNY too. I'm just sayin.

We have this RED Laser Pointer thingy fur Ernie... so he can have some Zoomies and stuffs... when I am bizzy doing my work. Mom sorta has Ernie Thinkin that if HE touches the thingy with his nose... HE can make it come in.. hehehe That is pretty funny to watch. Mom turns is off and Ernie Races over and bumps the thingy and SHE turns it On Again.. Butt Ernie THINKS he is the one that is doin it. PUPPIES are Easy to TRICK you know.... BaaaaaaWaaaah. My sister Lori was here when mom did this.. and she has told Sarge all about it.

Do you remember when I took my mom and my two legged sister LORI to see Sagira do HER Agility TRIALS?? I'm thinkin that Ernie must have been payin WAY more attention than we THOUGHT.
BECLAWS.... the other night I was Bizzy and I told my mom... Ernie needs to go OUT to Pee and then he needs some LIGHT Zoomies... So she took him out, and he Peed and then he came in and was doing REALLY FAST Zoomies all around the TV room... and especially around his tan Nappin bed... and he was goin soooooo fast and was sooooo intent on his Zoomies that.....

SUDDENLY POOP CAME Shootin RIGHT OUT...
Now Ernie was going So Fast that he was half way around the tan bed... before IT hit the floor!!
He was goin SOOOOOO fast that he was BACK AROUND the BED... before he could SLOW DOWN and GUESS WHAT HE DID....

ERNIE.... JUMPED that TURDle !!!!!
YES he really DID... he totally Cleared it!!!
Ernie can fur real jump TURDles.
MY Ernie can do AGILITY... TURDles!!!!

My mom was laffin soooooo hard about this UNEXPECED Poop that I thought she would FAINT. She scooped Ernie up and rushed him to the door and he ran out and FINISHED his job... mom gave him his Cheese fur Pees treat.. and then came in and PICKED UP the TURDle and got Rid of it.
I wanted to SAVE it and have it BRONZED... butt my FLAKY old mom took it outside and put it in OUR poop sculpture pile. Pfffffffffffft.
NO SCOLDING of course... mom says when youngun's get to playin she totally understands that..... Sometimes.... POOP Happins. Whew.

I am soooooo proud of my boy... he JUMPED a TURDle. I have some VIDEO fur you.
I furget what the furst video is about. I guess it will be a Surprise to ME too. hehehe This next one... IF it shows up is of Ernie doing his Lazer Zoomies... BUTT of course there won't be any TURDle jumping... I don't suppose THAT will EVER happen again... and NEVER when the flashy beast was rollin. THIS Video thingy looks REALLY FUNKY to me... as I'm settin it up here. I really HOPE it shows up.

Snowmen Day #4

2011-12-04T06:01:00.002-05:00

THIS is an Annual TRADITION at our house... THIS is the ThanksDeerMas Table Decoration. His NOSE lights up... when you BONK it on the table... Like Rudolph's does... he has ANTLERS and he is wearing a CAMO Bandana... AND a SANTA SUIT...
At my house... THIS time of year... you gotta use the Salt and Pepper that a SNOWMAN holds.
Wanna put a drink of some sort on the TABLE??? GOTTA put it on a SNOWMAN COASTER.
THIS is a bit better look at the Decoration thingy... Sarge and his mom and dad... Made Him... From a TURKEY Squeaky Toy... Isn't he GRRRREAT??? I LOVE him beclaws he is NOT a snowman.
He is SOOOOOOOOO Very much NOT a Snowman. BUTT he is on the snowflake Table Runner though.
Speakin of FLAKES??? Are YOUR Peeps as FLAKEY as Mine??? I surely do hope so beclaws the Road Dogs and Sarge and I (Frankie Furter) are gonna be doing a
MY PEEP(s) is/are A FLAKE... Contest in January... So get to thinkin about YOURS and see if you can think of some PROOF that YOUR PEEP(s) is the BIGGEST FLAKE of all.. THERE will be MORE info ... later this month...... THERE WILL BE PRIZE PRESSIES Fur Two of you who join in the fun. OK???

Squeeeeeeeeeeeee...

2011-12-03T06:01:00.003-05:00

Yesterday when I was settin my Post up... I was under a bit of STRESS... FURST from the Invasion of all of my mom's STUPID FLAKE Folks. I think SHE is the flake, by the way. AND.. Ernie was Pullin on my TAIL Furs.. the ENTIRE time... SOOOOOOO Due to Extreme Stress...I (Frankie Furter) made a terrible mistake.... the flag that I said was from Ruby and Penny... Was NOT the right one. TODAY you WILL see the VERY Special FLAG that they really DID send to me. Sorry Girrrrrls. I really DO know the Flag that YOU Gave to Me. STRESS SNOWMAN FLAKE STRESS..
OK..... See these two GRRRRRREAT SNOWGUYS??? Do you REMEMBER when I just Had ONE of them??????????????Well NOW there are TWO. Ernie got a PRESSIE in the Mail YESTERDAY... and it was from the WONDERFUL ROAD DOGS...... it is an EXACT MATCH to the one that they sent to ME a few weeks ago. LOOK at them.... Ernie and I have our VERY MUCH OWN SNOWMEN and they have our NAMES on them. WE just LOVE THEM... believe it or NOT we DO love them. THESE are Special Snowmen... and they are NOT my mom's. Neener Neener Neeeeeeeeener on HER. Thank you so VERY VERY Much dear furends.
AND THIS is the MOSTEST Special of my Yard Flags.... It has Ruby and Penny on it... AND they Sent it to ME... JUST ME... not my mom... even though the MATCHING Card said some words about Her and my dad too... I know it is JUST FUR ME.... Isn't it BEAUTIFUL??? Just Like My Wives!!!
Just compare MY yard flag to THIS silly flag... it REALLY PALES in comparison, doesn't it?
I'm just Sayin.

Snowmen Day #2... and etc.

2011-12-02T06:01:00.003-05:00

OKAY... HERE come your SNOWMEN fur the DAY.... THIS one is VERY VERY much Special beclaws it came from my beloved WIVES... Ruby and Penny and My Mom in Paw ... Mom J..

These are the yard flags... as you can tell..

A guy can't even go out fur a .... without seein SNOWMEN
My mom is OBSESSED with them.
THIS one hangs on the building that they all live in... when they go away (SOON TO HAPPIN I HOPE) fur the year.
NOW... THIS is Ernie and ME (Frankie Furter) Playin on Ernie's new Welcome Gift from Sagira. You should feel this blankie.... it is sooooooooo soft and Ernie just LOVES to cuddle on it. AND we are workin on openin even MORE pressies From Sagira and Bokeh and Starr. They gave us BOTH a super duper selection of SNACKS and TOYS. We are BOTH just crazy in LOVE with EVERYTHINGY.
Dawg O Dawg are these some DELICIOUS Snacks... Poor Ernie took about 87 minutes to get His open... hehehee Kept him outta MY way while I was Chowin Down on MINE. I think Sagira and Starr are GRRRRREAT Snack Cookers.. I suppose Bokeh put them in the packages. See the Ball Pull toy at the bottom... OMD OMD are we ever havin a BLAST with THOSE and there is a light green ring under my left ear... see it?? OK... My OTHER LEFT EAR... THERE it is. Ernie has MAD LOVE fur THAT thingy. THANK YOU THANK YOU Sagira, Starr, and Bokeh (and your mom and dad, Too) fur ALL the WONDERFUL Pressies!!!
Here is Sagira talkin about how she was Plannin out her Agility Run... She has to make sure that her Dad... Mr. Jeremy... run the course just the RIGHT way and see that he Follows all of her instructions and moves the right way and does it all exactly like she tells him to... AND do it FAST. Sagira said that it was very much Hard Work to train a Peep to Do these AGILITIES.. butt she said she is really LUCKY beclaws her dad is really Smart and He is sooooo willing to do thingys the way SHE wants them done. After she Plotted/Walked the course out... she had to go take a REST and PAWpare MENTALLY so that she could put Mr. Jeremy through the course and have him do his very best. She must have done everythingy just right beclaws she got her Double Q. I know she was very much proud of how well Mr. J. did... beclaws that is what she told Ernie and Me.
NOW THEN... OUR Wonderful... Kind ..Generous... Fangtastic Furend Mr. PIP... has a problem. He just moved his whole family into a new Castle.. butt when they got there, his crazy Peeps STOLE his COUCH... His FAVORITE piece of FURniture... and put it in the basement... and they have NOT gotten a NEW one fur him... THIS just CAN NOT CONTINUE... Pip has asked all of us to send him Pictures fur his new Movement... CALLED OPERATION Occupy the Couch. Yes, Furends we are all supposed to take over OUR Couches and HOLD them HOSTAGE until PIP's Peeps See the Error of their way. Here is MY contribution... PLEASE get pics of YOU holding YOUR COUCH HOSTAGE... and send them to PIP... HE Needs a SOFT place fur Nappin. END the HORROR... HELP OUR FUREND.
OH yes.... I furgot to tell you that it is STILL DEER SEASON HERE. THIS is the only NON Snowman FLAG that is fluttering on my hill. It is to remind my Dad that he needs to get ONE MORE.... NOW that crazy Cussin Francine and Cussin Ernestine are GONE... fur a while at least.. I suppose it will be better huntin fur dad.

I'm BACK....

2011-12-01T06:01:00.002-05:00

HEY.... It's ME Frankie Furter... and THIS is Ernie and I Meeting Sagira at the Zanesville Fieldhouse Agility Trials... Where Miss Sagira WON her DOUBLE Q !!! WHOOOOO HOOOOOO
Sagira Girrrrl YOU ROCK. Oh yes, I furgot to say that My SISTER (Sarge's Mom)Lori and my mom Drove Ernie and Me to the IN THE FURS MEETING with Sagira. My Sister Lori just LOVED Sagira (and her Mom and Dad). She is all very much excited beclaws this is the furst time she has EVER met any of Sarge's Furends. Now I DO have a TON more stuffs to tell you about This Day... butt I will try to do that Tomorrow... OK?? I PAWmise it will be worth the wait.

BUTT NOW... Today is the FURST DAY of DECEMBER... and you all know what THIS means... Whine Whimper... Out came the SNOWMEN... fur our Annual ThanksDeerMas Family get together... Sooooo if I (Frankie Furter) have to put up with like 87 Bazillion SNOWMEN.. You are gonna have to SUFFER through this with me... misery loves Company you know.
As if my mom didn't ALREADY have ENOUGH Snowmen thingys... Crazy LORI had to go and give my mom somethingy ELSE all SNOWMAN Covered...
Look At THIS.... Now the DishLicker Thingy won't run... without being POLLUTED with SNOWMEN!

And you can't Blow your Nose without SNOWMEN..
Or even cut open a Snack Bag without having to use Snowmen Scissors... This is a MAD HOUSE I tell you... An INSANE Snowman FILLED Mad House... ... Do you doubt me...???? Well Just WAIT.. It gets WORSE.
The only BRIGHT spot in my life right now is that Francine and Ernestine have LEFT. They gathered up all their Ribbons and Furs Brushes and PILES of Clothes and Furs Decorations and the (FINALLY) went back to Francine's New Dawg House that is now all built and painted and decorated and stuffs. This is her house here in Ohio.. which is only about 87 miles from my hill..(NOT FAR ENOUGH, if you ask ME). Francine says.... SHIVER SHAKE that they are gonna stay in OHIO until after the Furst of the Year... so that she can Bring Ernie's Cussin Ernestine to visit him... OFTEN during the holidays.. OMD OMD OMD... My life is in ruin.. SNOWMEN.. and FRANCINE. SHEEEEESH.
So at LEAST I'm gonna be able to read some blogs and make pawments and stuffs. I am REALLY glad about that.
PeeS... Sarge, Chief of Pawlice couldn't come to visit fur ThanksgivingDeerSeasonChristmas... beclaws he had to be ON DUTY... he wanted to be sure that deputies Zona and Bert were able to have time with their families on Thanksgiving. Don't worry though Lori packed up ALL of his Pressie Packages and he Will have them... SOON. I'm just Sayin'

THEY are still HERE

2011-11-28T06:01:00.003-05:00

HEY... It's ME...(Frankie Furter)... Francine and Ernestine are STILL Here!! They are driving Ernie and Me CRAZY with all their Frilly Foo Foo Stuffs layin around and yackin and yackin about their furs and suffs like THAT too.

I DID get to take MY Ernie and my "sister" Lori and my mom to See SAGIRA do her AGILITY TRIALS.. WHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO Sagira got her "Q". She can explain what all that means to you. It was GRRRRREAT though.. THAT girrrrls is FAST.. FASTER than FAST. AND she and her Mom.. Miss Christine and her Dad.. Mr. Jeremy are SOOOOOOOO very much NICE.

THEY brought Ernie a Welcome to Blogville Pressie.. WHICH HE LOVES... and they brought Pressies fur us and fur SARGE fur Christmas.

I will Show you Pictures of stuffs... ONCE Francine and Ernestine ... FINALLY Leave.. IF they EVER Do...
We are just bizzy as Squirrels gathering nuts in a SnowStorm. No time fur Bloggin butt I really REALLY miss all of you... I'll be Back AS SOON AS I PAWsibly CAN.
PeeS... Francine has NOT gotten a Deer... Butt She Keeps goin out with the Hunter GUYS... and my Dad has just about had ENOUGH of HER TOO. He says she makes TOO much Noise in the WOODS and stuffs.